Freezer Space for Bodies

This is Trina, how can I help you?

I'm trying to reach uh Dale Dale.

Dale's the manager, right?

Yes, Dale is the manager.

How can I help you?

Okay.

Is is Dale available?

Is he there?

He's actually w with uh a customer.

Is there something that I can help you with or pass along a message?

Okay, so y'all allied equipment, what what what what exactly do y'all have there?

I'm I'm gonna make sure I'm calling the right place.

Oh yes, of course.

Um it it's a restaurant supply company.

Um so we have, you know, everything from freezers, refrigerators to your basic restaurant supplies.

Okay.

Well y'all do have freezers, because that's what I'm trying to do.

Um what I'm trying to do is is uh uh I've run out of freezer space and I'm trying to see if possibly, you know, my back is up against the wall right now.

I'm trying to see if I can possibly uh put something in in one of you all's freezers for a couple of days, uh until I get freed up on this end.

That's so that's why I wanted uh to see if you guys uh would allow me to do something like that.

Is that possible?

Um Sir, uh sorry, I'm I'm a little confused.

Don't want to buy a freezer, you just want to put something in one of our freezers?

I just want to put something in there for a couple of days because I I have a freezer, but mine is completely full, and I'm trying to see if I can put something in you all's freezer until you know, for a couple days and then I'll come back and get it.

Um I'm so sorry.

We we don't do that.

Uh i i if you wanted to to come by and and purchase the freezer, I'm I'm happy to help you, but we don't allow outside vendors to put things in our freezers.

That's that's yeah, that's I'm sorry.

Okay.

Well well, I was told if Dale would hear what was going on, he might he might be able to help me though.

Okay.

Um you you said your name was Kevin?

Kevin B.

Okay, Kevin.

If you just hold a moment, I will see if Dale can take your call.

That's that's what the hell I asked.

first place.

It's Mick Dale.

Okay, then hold on a minute, please.

Hey, this is Dell.

How can I help you?

Hey Dale, how you doing?

This is uh Kevin, Kevin B and um I I've been on the phone with with uh your the salesperson.

But I uh well let me tell you what I'm trying to do man.

I'm um I'm trying to use your you have a lot of walk in freezers that you all sell, right?

Right, we do, yeah.

Okay.

So what what I got is my freezer is completely full, man.

And I'm I'm my back is against the wall.

You can't rec highly recommend it to give you a call.

Is it possible for me to um uh I I need to keep something frozen for a few days.

Uh it's only gonna be like two days.

My my freezer be uh you know half empty in a couple of days.

I just want I just need some somebody to just kind of help me out here.

Is it possible for me to bring something over there to keep keep it frozen for a couple of days?

You know what we got is a showroom you know with different displays so you could see what different kind of refrigerators look in your restaurant.

But I mean if you want to come and take a look at one I could have you in if you're interested in buying one.

But

you're just there for show you know right right no no I have uh uh a cooler I have a freezer already but like I say mine is just full in a couple of days it won't be and I really gotta get this this stuff on um frozen man I I can I I'm gonna be in trouble.

Like I say I'm um I'm my back against the wall over here man and um I can't remember who recommended you but you came highly recommended that you might be able to show me a little love on this.

Look I guess it comes down it depends on what do you need how much how much do you have that you need frozen I mean I don't even know what you got well I got um three bodies that I need to get um to keep you know to keep frozen man that you know we run a mortuary over here this is bowls body yeah we got three people bodies yeah yeah we got three bodies that and

like I say my m my my freezer's full man but in a couple of days You know, these bodies, you know, the funerals would have happened, so we'll we'll be freed up.

You know, but right now I got I got three bodies coming in today that I got to get in the freezer.

What are you are you crazy?

Are you out of your dear mind?

No, no, no, I'm dead serious.

I'm dead serious, bro.

So I'm like I said, you can't highly recommend it.

You know, and I'm just trying to get somebody to show me a little love, man.

You got those freezers, you don't have nothing in them.

You know, I just need it for a couple of days.

You gotta be out of your mind.

We're not talking about ice.

This isn't chicken wings or a pork shoulder.

These are fing people.

You are out of your fing mind, man.

But but listen to me, Dale.

Dale, listen to what I'm on you don't understand is how serious this is.

I have to keep them frozen.

That's the reason why I'm calling you.

I'm needing your help, man.

Yeah, I understand that.

Look, if you want to I'll have you come in, you buy your own freezer, you can put your own bodies in your own fing freezer.

How am I supposed to show off my showroom with frozen bodies in the freezer?

Uh but just don't just don't show that one for a couple of days.

You know what I'm saying?

Don't just don't show it.

Oh, we'll just cover you know what?

You know what?

Here what we could do.

We could put the bodies in there, just cover them up, and people don't won't know what it is.

Yeah, and then I get a buyer that comes in and the cover c falls off it and I got a frozen dead body in my freezer.

Is that even legal?

I don't know, man.

All I'm saying is, here's the deal, man.

You came highly recommended.

They told me that you would probably show me some love.

I'm actually, you know, getting ready to load up and come your way.

Dude, you keep those fing dead bodies away from my store.

I'm telling you right now.

I can't hook you up on this one.

All right.

I just can't do it.

Okay, but we shouldn't load up and come that way though, man.

So you know what I'm saying?

It's it's uh I I mean, what am I supposed to do?

I have no you know what?

You want to come talk to me, you want to buy a freezer for yourself, and you want to freeze your dead bodies on your own.

I don't care.

I'll sell you a freezer.

I got no problem with selling you a freezer, but you're not bringing the bodies here.

It's just not happening.

So if Alonzo If Alonzo calls you and and Green lights it, is it okay then?

I highly doubt Alonzo's gonna call me and tell me to put three dead bodies on our showroom floor freezer.

I highly doubt that.

Okay, okay.

But but but guess what Alonzo told me?

What did Alonso tell you?

Alonso told me to give you a call.

He told me to give you a prank phone call.

This is now from the Steve Hoffman Morning Show.

Come on, are you serious?

Yes, sir.

I'm I'm having a my check.

Oh, jeez, that guy.

Oh, you just you just got pranked by your GM, baby.

That's why it's happening right here.

All right, man.

Give me one more thing.

You gotta tell me this right here, Dale.

What is the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

It is the Steve Harvey morning show, my friend.