Doctor Says He Has an STD
A fake clinic clerk calls Roger's girlfriend about alarming test results, escalating to an STD diagnosis before Tommy reveals the prank.
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Top pranks
The most listened-to calls from the archive, all time.
The White Coworker Prank
A man says a white coworker named Brian set him up and jokes that the office is laughing along with the joke. The coworkers trade jabs about the prank before the show wraps it up.
Only One Derrick
A fake fellow parent pressures Patricia to rename her daughter because his child is supposed to be the only Derrick at school. After she refuses, he threatens to have classmates use a different name before revealing the prank.
The Wife's Old First Love
An old classmate says Glenda invited him to bring beer and ice to her home, then describes himself as her first love. Her increasingly jealous husband threatens him as the call continues.
Braids at Private School
A caller claims that other Black parents at a private school want a girl's braids removed so she appears more polished. Her father angrily defends her, threatens the caller, and is pranked by his husband.
Stolen Car from Used Car Lot
A detective calls a man to say the car he bought from a used car lot is stolen and must be impounded, but the man refuses and demands compensation.
Interracial couple
Tommy calls an interracial couple claiming to be from NBFU (No Blacks For You) telling them to date within their race.
Curry Goat Birthday Prank
Tommy calls a Jamaican man to complain about curry goat being served at a child's birthday party, leading to a heated cultural argument.
Fake Benefactor Prank
Tommy claims to be Mr. Reggie, a man who paid for Davion's MBA and dated his mother, now demanding Davion intervene after she broke up with him.
Neighbor Coronavirus Concern Prank
Tommy poses as a fellow apartment resident accusing Angel, an essential worker, of endangering the building by going to work during the pandemic and threatening to keep her out.
Dry Cleaners Lost My Belt Loops
A customer argues with a dry cleaner about missing belt loops on his pants and gets an English-only lecture and a threat from the owner.
Pandemic Pool Party
A neighbor asks to use another neighbor's pool for his son's birthday party during the pandemic, leading to a fight about safety and race.
Stolen Beat
A producer calls claiming his instrumental was stolen for a song, demanding compensation and threatening to meet up.
My Son Married Your Daughter Prank
A father calls another father claiming their college kids eloped and might be pregnant, leading to a fight.
Three Bodies in One Casket Prank
A grieving man tries to convince a funeral home to put three bodies in one casket to save money, leading to a heated exchange.
Sold at the history auction
A Black History committee member asks Miss Glenda to be auctioned as a slave for a day to raise money. She refuses, curses him out, and dares him to sell her at her own house before learning her sister arranged the call.
I want to marry you for Christmas
A caller says he wants to marry her for Christmas, then launches into an agitated speech about who has been in the house for ten years and who is allowed to talk about his mother.
Producer Accused of Stealing a Beat
A caller accuses a Jacksonville producer of using a Bobby Womack instrumental and threatens to meet him on the street if the song is not pulled. The heated dispute ends when Tommy reveals that the theft accusation was a setup.
Jealous boyfriend Valentine call
A coworker calls to ask what Valentine gift he should buy his girlfriend, prompting her jealous boyfriend to demand that he leave her alone and threaten him. After the boyfriend relents on a Victoria's Secret gift, Tommy reveals that his wife Diane staged the call.
Child held back from school
A principal claims a mother's son failed kindergarten and must repeat the grade, despite her report card showing promotion. She refuses the decision and learns from Tommy that her girlfriend Felicia arranged the call.