Hospital Bath Sponge Prank
7:01A patient asks a hospital worker to bathe him and repeatedly demands her name. The worker tries to redirect him, but he becomes verbally abusive until the prank is revealed.
Transcript
148 linesI'm I'm I'm I'm trying to read it the news.
Oh, pick it.
What school is you on?
I'm at the nursing faithful firm.
Where are you going?
What what what what what what what what
Okay, this is the seventh floor.
Mom, I'm on the 11th floor.
You're down on the wrong floor.
You need to dial the nursing station on your floor.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
But is it this?
Is this Liz Vicket?
This is Liz Vicky, yes, sir.
Okay, what what I wanted is I is they both baby this evening.
Okay, sir.
Well, you're calling the wrong floor.
You need the nursing.
Okay, sir.
I don't work on that floor.
I can uh actually what you have to do is just push the button on your bed and it'll ring your nurse.
I'm on that bed.
I don't I
she would she bathe me, she'll she don't clean me all the bed.
I don't I don't I don't like that.
You don't tell me I want to pick the list victim
out.
They can send Liz Vicky up to clean me.
I can't do that, sir.
I can send someone to you.
What room number are you in on the 11th floor?
And I will send your nurse.
She's gonna clean me right.
Okay, sir.
Well, you will have to speak to a supervisor on that floor.
I'm not on that floor, sir.
What I want to do is see if I could get Nerd Dix to come up to this floor.
Okay, sir.
How did you know me?
How did you get my name?
I need you to be the one that paid me.
She deleted to come here and pay me in the evening.
She she paid me, but she goes on and on my private and don't and don't want to pay all the I I need all to be paid.
Okay, sir.
Who is this?
Who is this?
How did you get my name?
Walker, my last name, Walker.
Okay, Mr.
Walker, who gave you my name to ask for me certificates?
No, I knew where to I knew I I knew where to call to get you, but I want to is there any way you can you be the one bathing?
Uh no, sir.
I am not on your
And I actually do not do uh fun baths on
patients, but I want to know who gave you my name.
I that isn't even in my uh shop description.
Wait, wait, but see, that's what I'm saying.
I want you to when they come gave me their name and they gave all around what they told and really clean and don't clean their
what I'm trying to do.
And don't clean it.
I want to take it to be the one to clean me.
Okay, sir.
I don't do that.
I can't get someone like I said to assist you with your sponge bath on that foot.
Why you can't be the one to do it.
Uh sir, excuse me, can you lower your voice?
I I'm not sure.
You would be the one.
Excuse me, sir.
I'm I'm trying to help you.
I'm trying to help you, sir.
What what what's your room number?
What's your room number?
And I get somebody to come out there.
Okay, your number.
What room are you in, sir?
Sir.
Sir, excuse me.
Uh let me get someone.
What room are you in?
I'm on the room, so
I asked you what's your room number.
Hello?
Um, I'm trying to help you.
Please help me help you.
Okay, baby.
Okay, so you don't have to cry.
I I I will get somebody upstairs to help you.
All right, Mr.
Welp.
There's no need to cry.
I am going with somebody out there to stop here and you watch me.
Excuse me?
You watch me.
Okay, uh you don't have to talk to
I'm trying to help you and uh you ain't gonna talk to me any old kind of way.
You can't you want me to tell me what
hold the f up.
You're not gonna talk to me no kind of way, okay?
How did you get my name?
How did you get my name?
Because that ain't even in my job description.
Who gave you my name?
What's wrong with you watching?
I'm trying to help you, okay?
Come here, help me then.
Hold on, wait a minute.
First of all, you you're not gonna disrespect me, okay?
I'm not gonna let that happen, okay?
Now I'm trying to help me.
Hold on, hold on, let me take this earpiece off and stick to the I see why you nasty because don't nobody wanna clean it to Jack and the food like this.
Now I'm trying to help you.
You get that sparge and get your finger.
I ain't finna do it, okay?
I ain't finna do nothing.
What you need to do is call the nurse on the 11th floor and let them deal with you.
You I'm I'm not gonna call it.
You know me and you clean my nest.
Excuse me, sir.
You need to call the town before I come on the left floor, and I'ma give you what you don't want.
And it ain't gonna be no bad.
I can tell you that.
You ain't doing nothing.
I ain't doing the thing.
Can you take care of the picture?
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
I I really want to tell you my name.
You told me to call you.
You told you to call me.
You told me you said you tell you you would clean me.
You said you do not mean
nothing time to see Harvey on this show.
What are you finna make me lose my job and my man?
Lord
in the world is just
I know we on the left floor.
I'm like, oh
yeah.
Oh god.
I got you, baby.
Oh, you got me.
You got me.
You got me.
That's all I gotta say.
I got one question for you, baby.
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?
Oh, good morning, sir.
Hello?