Trapped in the closet

Uh oh, this the one, y'all.

This is the one.

Uncle Steve's favorite.

Shirley's favorite.

Carla's favorite.

This is the one.

This is Raymond.

Trapped in the closet.

Say no more.

Here.

Hello?

Hello?

Hey, who the?

Can you hear me?

Yeah, Baylor.

Who is there?

This Raymond.

Raymond Henderson.

Man, speak up.

I can't hear you.

Who?

This is Raymond.

Raymond Henderson.

Man, speak up.

I can't hear you.

Who is this?

Raymond.

Raymond Henderson.

Raymond.

Veronda's my sister.

Veronda brother.

Yes.

What's up?

What's up, man?

What's up?

Somebody done broken a house.

They in the house right now.

I'm in the house.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Man, I damn, I barely can hear.

What you saying?

Somebody done what?

Somebody done broken house.

Why the hell are you whispering?

Because they in the house right now.

I'm scared.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You saying somebody done broke in the goddamn house and they still in there?

Somebody done broken the house?

I'm in the house now.

Hold on.

God damn.

Wait a minute.

You saying somebody done broke into your damn house and they still in there?

Yes.

Well, what the fuck you doing?

See up in there?

Why you ain't call the police?

I'm in the closet.

I'm in the closet and I'm trying to get somebody to hold on, hold on.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know.

Man, you seeing somebody in the goddamn house in your damn house right now?

Uh

oh, this is fucked up.

Okay, what where you live at?

Where you live at?

36th Street.

Cause I'm at 32 and a half.

You know what?

Hold on.

I'm finna call the goddamn laws.

Man, you know what?

What?

Wait a minute.

Don't call the police.

You send your goddamn ass in a house, somebody finna arrest sitting up here finna kill you, and you talking about you don't want them arrested.

We got some illegal stuff in the house.

Don't call nobody.

Wait a minute, wait, wait.

Nah, you saying, hold on.

You saying don't call the damn laws.

You have some weather.

Don't call the cuz we got it.

I got illicit in the house.

Don't do it.

Man, what the fuck you got now?

Man, you know what?

This shit is bad, Doc.

You know what?

You send your ass up in there.

That's the problem while they in that goddamn house.

Now you done set your ass up in the house.

That's who in there in there.

That's I guarantee you that what you what you got in there.

I can't.

I can't say it.

I can't say it.

You know what, man, let me tell you something.

I'm gonna tell you the best goddamn thing to do.

Even though the people in your house right now, you need to just let me call the c man, you need to let me call the damn law.

I'm gonna tell you right now.

You finna get your mother.

Don't do that.

Don't call don't call the call.

But you know what, man, I'm gonna tell you that.

I'm not finna go out that motherfucker, you say that now.

I'm gonna tell you now, I can call the law.

Don't call it.

I can call the law.

Hold on, I can get my wife to call right now.

Don't call the police.

Don't call them.

Don't do it.

I'm calling my wife.

No, no, no, call the police.

Man, but I'm gonna tell you something, man.

Honestly, I can't do a goddamn thing because I ain't finna go down there.

No, I'm gonna tell you something.

I could cut this fool sitting up here, telling me don't even call the damn law.

For one day told me no shit like this.

What you in the cut you got in the house?

You know what, man, look at here, Doc.

I'm gonna be honest with you.

I'm gonna I ain't finna go down there.

I'm gonna tell you right now now shit, man.

You know what?

First thing I'm gonna tell you now, you Probably got some shit up in there.

You selling at all folks.

Now I ain't finna take my ass down there first of all.

They may be tapping my damn line.

And I ain't got shit to do with this.

You gonna get your ass killed on your own.

Doc, listen.

Man, look, I can call 911.

You're finna get your ass killed out now.

They don't know who you are.

Man, you know what?

And I ain't gonna sit on the phone with your goddamn ass so they can find out.

You know what?

No one's been starting.

I can call the law.

I ain't getting in that.

I ain't man, you're a must be a damn fool.

I ain't finna get in that one.

So I'm gonna tell you what you can do.

Doc, I call the law.

I'm gonna have my wife right now.

You know what?

You may not like it now, but you appreciate me later.

Cause you know what you're gonna get your monk ass.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Just whisper.

Doc.

I think they outside.

I think they

man, you know what?

This is some crazy shit.

Doc, you done set your ass up.

Don't say nothing.

I'm gonna call you sister for one.

Don't get no saying up there talking about not calling the damn law.

Damn fool.

You gotta keep your monk ass in that closet.

I'ma tell you right now, you're a damn fool.

You walk out, because I'm gonna tell you not, they sure gonna kill your stupid ass.

You know what?

I ain't gonna lie to you, man.

The only thing I can tell you a damn ass, I can call the law.

But you know what?

If you got drawers in that damn house, you finna go down.

And I'm gonna tell you not, I ain't going down with your ass.

I don't know why you really gonna call me unless you want some help.

Because I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't gonna jump it out myself nor my damn family over your ass around here to sold some dope to somebody and they done come in the damn house.

Only thing I can do, I could help you out in one way.

I can call the law.

Now my wife got a cell phone.

What you want me to do?

Well, you couldn't get me.

You must be a damn fool.

I'm not hell no, I ain't going down.

I ain't going.

You know what, man?

Look, look, I can't get in that shit.

And my wife and I'm gonna call the police.

I'm gonna tell you right now, they finna come.

Can you

can you can you hear me?

Yeah, I can hear you.

Shut your damn mouth.

Shut up!

Shut up.

Can you shut your damn mouth right now?

Can you hear me?

Shut up.

Out.

Damn dope.

Can I say something?

Man, you need to shut your damn mouth out.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You know what?

You just got pranked by you.

Man, y'all won't.

When there, you just got pranked.

Why y'all sub dirty?

I know damn well, man.

Dog, you just got pranked by your boy Wendell, man.

I'm sweating like hell sitting up in this damn house with drawers, old man.

If you sit up here, want to play with man, look at here, boy.

I'm sweating like hell.

You why you sweating?

You was finna die, cause I damn sure no one's finna come down to the house.

That's for sure.

I know you weren't coming to the house.

I heard it in your voice.

I say, okay, you know what?

He ain't coming to get me.

Man, I'm sitting up here right now, man.

I might need to take off from work, boy.

I'm playing like here, sitting up in the hill, dudes.

Hey, let me ask you something, man.

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's morning show with none other than nephew Tommy with his crazy hair.

I got you, baby.

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