You Need Your Ass Beat
3:52Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.
Transcript
75 linesThis new generation ain't nobody tell them nothing about L.
They don't care nothing about you older than them.
They'll beat your old ass.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I tried to tell this young lady something.
I was trying to get her some advice.
She looked at me, she like, fuck you, old ass bitch.
I said, Damn.
I just walked off.
I gave her everything she was asking for.
I walked off like an old ass laugh.
I said you never beat my ass and put it on TikTok.
No, my hand.
You never had me with 300 million views get my ass beat.
Then slow the shit down.
And put music behind the shit.
Then I'm getting my ass beat all over the world.
With a song in the slow motion, no man.
Then the people in the comments talk about it's the way her head snap for me.
It's the way her knee buckle for me.
Now you gotta know your lane.
Y'all severhand ain't no ugly people in the night, no ugly, me outside, no ugly.
Hold on, let's look at shit one more time.
I believe good looking people.
God doesn't hit those faces.
Like this young lady gorgeous right here down front.
Gorgeous.
Ma'am, gorgeous.
I know for a fact I see your face eighty-nine times in my life.
Your face is rotation.
But let's think about it.
Let's do the math.
Let's think about it.
Let's think about the ugly motherfucker you ever seen.
I bet you ain't seen that nigga twice.
Ain't no flow flames.
One on one.
I see the old players.
I got news for you.
All old men, black men, got big people.
You know that?
They just start making little dicks twelve years ago.
Every single
pop off, pull it out.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
You gotta be careful when you mess with an old man though.
Cause he don't follow the rules.
He older, he uncircumcised.
He won't wear no contraception.
He feels like he can tie that skin in the knife.
No, Mr.
Charles, can't you do that?
What you don't want to mess about to do is have no better with no old man.
What you don't want to do is catch no banana tea from an old man.
He ain't got no regular shit.
You a thug, but you tick on this.
You need your ass beat.
You bought a pregnancy test from the dollar store.
Get you pregnant.
Congratulations.
It's a boy.
You need your ass beat.
You put brand new rams on the rental car.
You get your ass beat.
You a vegan.
These animal crackers.
I come from that shit.
My mama told me don't take the water of that tub.
Your sister gotta get in there.
My sister's sitting in the tub washing her face in dick broth.
She's sitting in ass gumbo.
I gotta go, y'all.
I love y'all.
I'm talking robber.