You Need Your Ass Beat

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Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.

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This new generation ain't nobody tell them nothing about L.

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They don't care nothing about you older than them.

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They'll beat your old ass.

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Yeah, it's crazy.

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I tried to tell this young lady something.

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I was trying to get her some advice.

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She looked at me, she like, fuck you, old ass bitch.

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I said, Damn.

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I just walked off.

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I gave her everything she was asking for.

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I walked off like an old ass laugh.

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I said you never beat my ass and put it on TikTok.

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No, my hand.

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You never had me with 300 million views get my ass beat.

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Then slow the shit down.

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And put music behind the shit.

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Then I'm getting my ass beat all over the world.

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With a song in the slow motion, no man.

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Then the people in the comments talk about it's the way her head snap for me.

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It's the way her knee buckle for me.

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Now you gotta know your lane.

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Y'all severhand ain't no ugly people in the night, no ugly, me outside, no ugly.

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Hold on, let's look at shit one more time.

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I believe good looking people.

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God doesn't hit those faces.

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Like this young lady gorgeous right here down front.

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Gorgeous.

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Ma'am, gorgeous.

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I know for a fact I see your face eighty-nine times in my life.

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Your face is rotation.

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But let's think about it.

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Let's do the math.

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Let's think about it.

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Let's think about the ugly motherfucker you ever seen.

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I bet you ain't seen that nigga twice.

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Ain't no flow flames.

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One on one.

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I see the old players.

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I got news for you.

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All old men, black men, got big people.

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You know that?

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They just start making little dicks twelve years ago.

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Every single

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pop off, pull it out.

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Don't do it.

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Don't do it.

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You gotta be careful when you mess with an old man though.

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Cause he don't follow the rules.

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He older, he uncircumcised.

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He won't wear no contraception.

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He feels like he can tie that skin in the knife.

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No, Mr.

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Charles, can't you do that?

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What you don't want to mess about to do is have no better with no old man.

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What you don't want to do is catch no banana tea from an old man.

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He ain't got no regular shit.

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You a thug, but you tick on this.

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You need your ass beat.

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You bought a pregnancy test from the dollar store.

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Get you pregnant.

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Congratulations.

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It's a boy.

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You need your ass beat.

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You put brand new rams on the rental car.

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You get your ass beat.

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You a vegan.

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These animal crackers.

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I come from that shit.

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My mama told me don't take the water of that tub.

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Your sister gotta get in there.

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My sister's sitting in the tub washing her face in dick broth.

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She's sitting in ass gumbo.

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I gotta go, y'all.

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I love y'all.

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I'm talking robber.