Alfonso's Dress Demand

Yes, I'm trying to get hello.

I can I can hardly hear you.

Is this signature boutique, please?

Yes, it is.

Can you can you turn your music down a little bit?

One moment.

Okay, how's that?

Yes, I can hear you.

How can I?

All right.

Is this signature to the boutique, please?

Yes, it is.

Okay, very well.

I am looking for an evening dress.

Uh do you have evening dresses there?

Sure, I do.

What style and and who are you looking for?

Something in black.

Uh preferably.

Long gown.

We're having an extravaganza.

Any particular style you want low cuts?

I mean, is this for your wife, your mother, girlfriend?

No, no, no.

My name is Alfonso.

It's for me.

Is there a problem with that?

No.

No.

There's no problem with that at all.

Um, I just need measurements.

Okay.

I'm looking probably for a size twelve, but between the twelve and the fourteen.

Are you able to do alterations if necessary?

This is going to be for tomorrow night.

Okay, we do have a in house seamstress.

Um, you can come down and and I can lay out some things for you and um you can just pick and choose from what we have.

Okay, very well.

Also, um, how far are you located?

I'm in my car now.

I want to get something done today because I definitely need to have my dress.

The dress that I have before is actually ruined.

So I want to make sure that I am the uh I have the best dress at this extravaganza.

Who are your dresses made by now?

Uh we have all types of designers here.

We have local designers.

Most of our um

evening dresses are by our local designer, so Okay, are they on the high end?

I don't want any trashy or uh crazy look.

I want something that's gonna look very nice and elegant.

No, we don't have Tracy here.

There's there's some really nice elegant sequence, uh jewels.

We have all types of of of evening dresses here.

Okay.

Very well.

Um so I'll probably be there within the next hour.

Is that gonna work for you?

Yes, I'll be here for the rest of the evening till about six thirty.

Okay.

And you're gonna have things pulled out for me to look at.

Can you start doing that now?

Yes, I can as soon as we get off the telephone.

Okay.

You make sure you pull black, you pull reds, and you pull blues, okay?

Black.

Okay, black, reds and blues.

Okay.

And you said a size twelve?

I told you what size.

Listening to me at all?

I'm listening.

I'm just just making sure I want to make sure my my my clients are you know well taken care of.

Let me say let me explain something to you.

You're dealing with Alfonso.

When I get there I don't want any out of you.

Have all this

now you've you don't have to curse me.

I was just trying to be polite and provide a good customer service.

There's no need to be cussing me out like this.

You don't You don't have to let one

listen to me.

Quit quit talking while I'm talking.

Shut up.

How

wait hold on ho hey, hey, hey you know what we can end this conversation 'cause I don't have to talk to you.

You don't know me to talk to me like that.

First of all I'm I'm in route.

I will be there within an hour.

I want you to have all my laid out when I get there.

Okay?

And I want your I want this booth completely closed for two hours so Alfonso can try all what he needs without any interruption by your other customer.

Okay?

Are you h hello?

I don't know who the You think I am calling my shop?

This is my shop.

I run this.

I built some from the ground.

I'm trying to put on a professional attitude to you and make you feel good.

And then here you come with this bull.

Who the f are you?

You don't know me.

I listen, I need

that.

Shut the f up.

Shut the f up.

Listen to me.

I don't need customers like you.

I can get I got uh high dollar customers.

So f you.

Take your elsewhere.

You find you're I need my dress.

Shut shut the f up.

You shut the f up and listen to what I got to say.

Now you come calling me, wanting me to do uh provide a service for you.

I'm trying to provide a service for you, and then you come cussing me out.

You don't know about me.

You don't know me I need my dress.

I don't care what you need.

You can go somewhere else and get them with that.

Okay?

Just get the

gangster tomorrow now.

You don't give a d's uh Fabulamela.

You ain't getting it from here.

I ain't serving you.

I ain't got time for this book.

Stop me.

I need my dress for tomorrow.

I'm going out with Felix.

I need my

Get Felix to go find you a dress some well.

Don't call me with this.

I don't have time for this.

You got me up in my shop clowning.

You I don't I don't need your service.

I don't need your money.

Let me say something.

You ain't got to say you ain't got I'm done talking to you.

What is your name?

My name is Divian.

What is your name?

My name is Matthew Tommy from the Steve Harvin Morgan Show.

You too stop praying by your girlfriend self.

You know what?

Oh God.

Y'all ain't no good.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna keep some for real.