The Church Microphone
Doug calls church media director Andre about his cousin's microphone mysteriously dying every week, then threatens to confront him at church. Tommy reveals that the microphone problem and confrontation were part of the prank.
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Doug calls church media director Andre about his cousin's microphone mysteriously dying every week, then threatens to confront him at church. Tommy reveals that the microphone problem and confrontation were part of the prank.
A fundraiser coordinator convinces a choir member that the event is a wet robe contest requiring her to be naked beneath a soaked robe. She refuses emphatically and confronts the caller after the reveal.
An angry church member demands his $100 offering back because the pastor was absent and a substitute preacher delivered a sermon he disliked. The church refuses refunds until the prank is revealed.
A fake church representative tells a woman that her shouting and running during services are disruptive, prompting her to threaten church leaders.
Deacon Bowes calls Sister Mayfield to tell her she is being suspended from church because her sons are in jail, but she refuses to be kept from God's house.
A man demands his tithe money back because his kids weren't changed after baptism.
A fake youth minister calls a veteran usher to say the church wants her to change her attitude when seating people, and she refuses to accept it.
A man with a black Escalade threatens the parking-lot worker for sending him to the back of the church lot every Sunday.
A caller grills Pastor Ty about how church funds are being used and demands answers about concerts and spending, refusing to be dismissed.
A deacon calls Sister Cherise to say the church wants her to stop attending because her sons are in jail, prompting her to refuse and demand the pastor call her himself.
A fake church official calls Minister of Music Lorenzo to tell him he is being let go, with the mysterious 'antics' turning out to be his hairstyles, colored contacts, and flashy outfits.
Tommy poses as a deacon accused of visiting a man's wife too often for prayer. The two trade threats of an ass whooping before Tommy reveals the prank.
A man demands a $100 refund for his Sunday offering because the pastor was on vacation and a substitute preached, angering the church finance officer.
A father calls Pastor Henry demanding a refund of his tithes because his kids' behavior did not change after baptism. He reveals the prank was set up by Brother Dobbs.
A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.
Tommy poses as a deacon who has been visiting a man's wife to pray, but the husband accuses him of trying to holler at her, sparking a church-flavored argument.
Tommy impersonates a delivery resolution specialist and tells church secretary Brenda her nephew Darnell signed for adult packages, leading to a church-appropriate meltdown before the reveal.
A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.
A church representative calls a pastor's wife to ask if her husband is stressed at home, implying sexual matters, offending her.
A deacon tells Tracy the church will charge $15 for arriving late, upsetting her as a struggling single mother.
A husband accuses a church brother of visiting his sick wife too often and trying to holler at her, leading to threats and the reveal.
A church official calls a woman to tell her that her sister had an affair and the family is banned for a 'Jezebel spirit', which enrages her.
A caller accuses a hairstylist of using glue that made his aunt's hair fall out in church. The stylist defends her skills and denies using glue, ending in a prank reveal.
Brother Lester calls Gerald asking if his wife Allison can be in a singles ministry swimsuit calendar to raise money.
A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.
A man calls the church media director threatening to beat him up if his cousin's microphone cuts out again.
Nephew Tommy calls a woman who goes on a profane rant about Bill Cosby's sexual assault allegations and Steve Harvey's Miss Universe mistake before saying she's tired and leaving church.
Nephew Tommy poses as Deacon Cuss Man and calls a church member, Sister Johnson, cursing her out for gossiping about the pastor and reminding her of past church charity.
A man calls a church and demands his $100 donation back, claiming he's not at work and will come collect it. The church lady refuses and rebukes him for his disrespect, leading to the reveal.
A man asks a fellow church member if his wife can be a surrogate mother naturally, offering to pay.
A man calls a long-time church member complaining that her shouting and running during service is distracting. She defends her praise and threatens to swing on anyone who tries to stop her before the reveal.
A man from a black church calls a white member, Grant, to quiz him on black church culture, making him say 'give an honor to God' and 'hooping.' Grant gets frustrated and offended before the reveal.
A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.
A man calls a female church member claiming the pastor has a crush on her and asks if she'd be a side piece as a 'ministry.' She is disgusted and ends the call before the reveal.
A fake church member calls Pastor Hayes asking how much money is in the church account, claiming he's fallen on hard times and needs cash. The pastor refuses and demands to know who gave out his number.
A man pretending to be a church brother calls a woman claiming her $250 love offering check bounced, demanding repayment plus bank fees. She denies it and threatens to call the pastor before the reveal.
A husband accuses his pastor of coming over too often to pray for his wife, suspecting an affair, leading to a heated exchange.
A man suggests holding a funeral at a nightclub because the deceased loved the club, shocking his friend.
A churchgoer accuses the parking attendant of sending him to the back because his van is raggedy.
A church brother calls the praise dance leader to complain about gyrating and toenail polish.
A church official calls a member to shame her for not tithing enough, leading to an angry confrontation.
A church member calls Sister Lauren to complain that her sign language interpretation is incorrect, leading to a heated argument.
Posing as Deacon Foley, Tommy tells Brother DeAndre he owes Mount Calvary $2,800 in back tithes for seven months away. DeAndre refuses, insults the pastor, and then apologizes after the reveal.
Brother Springwater tells Wilson Campbell that friends paid for a baptismal pool on a truck to dunk him in his driveway. Wilson threatens to drown the whole congregation, then learns his boy Mason paid for the prank.
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Adrian on New Year's Eve and insists he come down to church that night to bring in the new year with the congregation.
A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.
A med student calls Darryl asking to videotape a gynecological exam on his wife for his thesis.
A caller says he wants to marry her for Christmas, then launches into an agitated speech about who has been in the house for ten years and who is allowed to talk about his mother.
A man named Cameron calls Kelly's husband, claiming he's been having a secret affair with Kelly for ten years. The husband is shocked and angry, but it's a prank by Kelly.
A caller claims the minister who married a couple was never ordained, so their nine-year marriage and children are invalid.
A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.