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You're not gonna be in the back.

We'll put your while the body's in the back.

Yeah, my man, you tripping, man.

This is a crazy You calling the wrong with this crazy bull, dude.

I'm not doing none of that.

What what part of that don't you understand?

Uh I'm going to get you there on time, sir, but it's going to be in a hearse.

That's all the difference is, man.

You'll be riding.

Laid out in it.

You understand?

Right now, you got me fed up.

What kind of f phone call is this?

Well, I mean, what you what's what's the problem?

Obviously, you're used to rolling with with their bodies, the hearses and all that.

Since when it over, start rolling rehearsals to pick up regular live mother to get them from place to place.

This is some crazy side.

I want you to think when when did you think that it would just be cool of as a regular picking up a body and just driving around in the street.

I I I don't know, man.

I mean, you know, I got two jobs.

You know what I'm saying?

I do Uber, you know, and I also, you know, work for a mortuary.

So you know what I'm saying?

So, no, but my vehicle is is certified and and U approved it, so I'm able to use it as an SUV as well.

So you you call them and you give a ride to live mother and they don't have no reaction.

No reaction to riding around with a mother body in the back.

Well you know, uh sometimes there's a few people acting a little you know a little it's a little different for them.

I get it, you know, but like I said, the only reason why I'm calling you like that.

Obviously you don't get that sh because you're trying to hit me with a $50 mother charge that I'm not I'm not going for and you trying to get me to ride with a m in that body dude I'm not doing that sh.

So I tell you what, bruh, I'm gonna tell you this right here and I'm gonna get off the phone.

Uh tomorrow at seven in the morning me and Tommy gonna be here.

So be looking for us here.

Who's Tommy the fing body?

No, no.

Me and Tommy gonna be there tomorrow morning at 7 a.m.

You understand?

Just be ready for that.

Then you and Tommy are gonna have a f problem.

Okay, okay.

All right.

Tell that to Tommy though.

Because see Tommy don't Tommy don't take this too kindly.

So tell it to him in the morning.

Who's Tommy?

Is he he f the owner now?

Okay.

You don't know who Tommy is?

No I don't.

Who the f is Tommy?

Okay, do you know Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show?

Do you know nephew Tommy?

Oh come on man

Oh man

Oh man that's a f

Hey man coming in a hurse?

No man your boy you you got a boy named Chase that you work with.

Chase gave me your number told me to give you a call Oh man Yo, that I'm gonna put that in a hearse man.

Hey man, you gotta give me one more thing, man.

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Hey man, I'll pick you up at seven, all right?

Be there.

Yeah, this is him.

Who's calling?

Hey, this is this is Curtis, man.

I'm um uh I'm one of your neighbors in neighborhood.

I'm I'm about three, I think about three streets over from you.

Um I'm reaching out to you, man.

I know the Super Bowl coming up.

Are you uh are you are you planning on throwing your your annual Super Bowl party this year?

Man, how you get you said you in the neighborhood.

Yeah, yeah, I live in the neighborhood.

I'm I'm I'm three streets over from you.

Oh, okay.

I'm I'm calling to see if are you are you throwing it this year?

Yeah, we're gonna be doing it again this year.

Why what's up?

Okay, so here here's what I want to tell you, man.

Every year, your party too loud.

And it's people parking all in front of other people's houses.

Um, you know, all I'm three streets over.

It's people parking in my driveway to get to your house.

And to be honest with you, this is too loud, and I'm I'm just telling you this year, if that is loud this year, I'm calling the police this year.

Man, this is what you really call me for.

You really called me to threaten me to tell me you're gonna call the police to shut down my party, bro?

Yeah, I mean, too loud, man.

Man, everybody in the everybody in the neighborhood come to my party, man.

No, ain't no everybody in the neighborhood don't come because I damn sure ain't been there.

That's because you ain't gonna invite.

You damn right.

You damn right.

You a hater.

That I said you're a hater.

That's why you're not gonna be.

I'm not no, I ain't no hater.

I'm just telling you your stuff is out of control, man.

You gotta tone it, you gotta get control of your party.

You don't have control of it.

Man, you telling me how to control my control your mouth.

Started.

Let's start right there.

All right.

You ain't calling no g for me.

You ain't doing none of that.

We ain't doing that.

Oh, you know, yeah, yeah, hold on.

You ain't telling me what I'm not gonna do.

All right?

I just want to.

You don't you the one throwing the loud party?

You the one got people parking in people's driveway.

And yeah, that's right.

If it happens this year, I'm calling the police.

You ain't calling nobody.

You ain't calling a damn person.

I'm gonna tell you that right now.

Okay, so how you finna stop me?

How you finna stop me from making sure I got peace on my street at my house.

I'm gonna stop you with a size 12 right up your s.

Okay, okay.

All right.

Hey, don't get it, party.

I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you again, control your party, get the noise level where it ain't disturbing everybody in the neighborhood, and stop people from parking in people's driveway.

And I'm gonna tell you again, I'm about to have a party with my size 12 right up in your ass.

How about that?

Hey, dude, come on.

It is what it is.

Look for the police to be at your party.

All right?

Uh-huh.

Stay close.

No, I'm not sure.

Look for the people to look for the police to be at your damn party.

Because evidently you don't respect your neighbors, is what it is.

No, I you know what I do respect my neighbors, because all the neighbors in the neighborhood come except for you, because we already know you're on the you're on that list.

You're a hating ass neighbor that be calling tow trucks and you know, complaining about leaves in the yard and all of that.

You don't even know.

I know you.

I know exactly who you are.

That's why you never got an invite to the party.

Because you're a hater.

You do not even know me, dude.

You have no early idea who I am.

Use a buster.

Use a hate.

All right, I'm the bust.

But I'm gonna be the buster that's calling the poes to be over there on Sunday.

Listen to it, get too loud.

Snitch.

Snitching.

S-N-I-T-C-H-I-A-N.

That ain't that ain't that that's not snitching.

No.

Yes, it is.

It's controlling the atmosphere and stopping it from being out of control.

You are out of control.

Let me ask you something.

So, so you think people that's going to your party ought to be able to park in my driveway?

Listen, man, I I I'm gonna be real with you.

I'm sorry if anybody being parked in your driveway, but it ain't nothing for you to just knock on the door and say, hey, excuse me, you know, I'm trying to get out, you know?

Whatever.

Or whatever.

I'll make sure I put it on the flyers that we don't want people blocking driveways, but you know, obviously it happened, and I apologize for that, but that's no reason for you to be going all extra crazy and going the extra mile talking about, I'm calling the police.

You ain't calling nobody, man.

Shut up.

That right there is what's wrong with black people today.

Instead of coming to me like a man, you coming to me like a coward.

Instead of coming to me like a man and saying, listen, man, I'm coming like a couple.

Because the first thing you're talking about, oh, I'm gonna call the police.

And then when the police come and beat your black ass up, you're gonna be on the other line complaining, talking about, oh, I don't know what it is, this to this.

You wanna be suing and doing this and that.

Don't you know that's how you get f up, man?

So, as black people, we gotta learn how to stick together and come together.

If you want to come to the party, it sounds like you a silent hater on the low for real.

Like you really want to come to the party, but because you're the only person in the neighborhood that hasn't been invited, now you're talking about calling the police.

I know exactly who you are.

Who am I?

You that dude that live up two, three streets over, and you drive that that red pickup truck with the flannel shirts and all of that.

You're the only person in the hood driving a red pickup truck in flannel.

What's wrong with you, man?

That's why you ain't getting no invite.

And on top of that, all those dogs you got running around in your backyard, you need to clean them up.

They'd be back there and sh and everything, and then the other neighbors can't even have barbecues because you're big rusty ass dogs running around.

You got a nerve to be talking about you calling the police when we need to be calling the city on you.

All that trash and sh you got in front of your house, man.

Get out of here.

I'm gonna call the cops on you right now.

If you ain't the wearing the flannel shirt and with the red pickup truck and the dogs running around with sh all in the front yard and the backyard and p all over the place, who the f are you then?

Tell me.

Say no more.

I'ma tell you who I am.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your just got pranked by your next do neighbor, Brian.

That's who I am.

Man, you had me going, man.

I hope when I run this prank, I hope the man with the red pickup truck and the and and the flannel shorter ain't listening to it.

No.

All right, man.

I got one more thing.

I you gotta tell me what's the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Man, you already know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show, bro.

Let's go, Catal.

Oh my god.

Obviously, you know trap boy, so it's just like

Sharon place.

Who's Carly?

Uh my name is Paul.

Paul F.

I'm head of security here, bow are you?

This is Yeah, you um you actually came out and you I think you were here on uh Friday, uh and you came out and purchased four flat screen televisions forty forty-two inches, am I correct?

Yeah.

But but what you got in me for?

What I was giving you a call for, Sharon is that we got a bit of a problem.

Now, when you purchase these actual flat screen televisions on on Black Friday, so to speak, it seems that we've got them um well, your your purchase went through successfully, I will admit that, but there should have been a red flag that have gone up because we're going back over transactions of the past two, three days here, and we're realizing that your purchase should not have been successful.

It should have been boy.

Your credit card is actually not valid at all.

No, not my credit card because uh We got paid on Wednesday, so my money was there.