Love Deposit

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach Tiffany.

Uh this is Tiffany.

Who's calling?

This is Karan.

How you doing?

I didn't know how I didn't.

You know what?

I know we've been I know we've been going back and forth on the site talk talk talking and we haven't you know really talked yet, so um Yeah.

It's okay.

I just wasn't expecting a call, but yeah, it's good to hear from you.

Um it's good to hear from you.

You know, I mean we've been we've been talking for well.

Well, texting and on the site for at least what, five weeks now?

Yeah, it's been really I'm I'm glad you called.

Uh for real, seriously.

Like Ann, I love your voice.

So I'm excited.

Hey, what's up?

Um you know, um you got anything going on this weekend?

Um

I don't think so.

I I just have to like, you know, go grocery shopping or whatever, but like other than that, I'm pretty open.

What's up?

I was thinking maybe we get together, get a get a drink or two, just you know, kinda hang out a little bit, feel each other out.

Uh if you if you're feeling that, you know, I don't wanna Yeah, that's cool.

We can get together.

I I'm interested, you know.

Like I I'm happy you call and I would love to see if we can um you got a place in mind, like

you know, I was thinking about letting you pick something because you know, I'd I'd rather go somewhere where you're comfortable with uh an atmosphere that you're used to.

Um I think that would be the the best thing to do.

Okay.

Well, let me look.

Just wanna hang out a little bit.

I'm excited.

Good, good.

What what's good for you?

Um, you know, if you want to do some pride on Saturday, it's it's up to you.

Yeah, let's do um let's do Saturday to get me you know, some time to like, you know, and myself together.

Okay.

Six or seven?

Text me on, you know, the location or whatever, wherever you want me to take it.

Okay, cool.

You know, I'll be there.

Okay, cool.

Hey, cool.

I can't wait to see you.

Wait, one more thing.

Okay, let's let's do this first.

Tell me this.

What what what are we wearing so I don't I'm not I don't want to be overdressed or underdressed.

I don't really trip on that.

First day could be chill.

Like I'm not you know, we don't have to do like a five hundred dollar dinner or nothing like that.

You don't need on a top this ain't the Rock Nation brunch, you know.

But if you don't mind uh if I could get you to do something for me, could you um could I give you my cash app?

For what?

Well what I wanna do is, you know, sometimes these things actually go wrong.

You know, I don't see it going wrong with me and you because we've had, you know, the way we've been chit chatting and going back and forth on the site, things have been really, really well.

You know you know, I would like to get you know like a you know a love deposit of two hundred and fifty dollars.

That way if this go wrong at least I haven't wasted my time.

You know what I'm saying?

Hold on.

I'm just processing what is happening.

Um you said you want me to get your cash app and send you a love deposit of two hundred and something dollars.

Two fifty.

Two fifty like you know that way if this don't if this don't go right, you know then at least I haven't

it's like a love deposit.

You know if it go if it goes right you know then I give it back to you.

If it don't go right, you know at least I haven't wasted my time.

You see what I'm saying?

You serious right now?

Y yeah like Yeah.

Okay.

Uh this is super weird and uh

yeah this is uh weird and uh I I I I you know I'm I'll come uh I don't even really know what to say like other than um you could probably lose my number like you a weak dude like don't call me like You're corny.

I'm not interested.

You're a bum.

Like I'm straight.

Like I don't know what else.

Okay, hold on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

I wasn't all that

talking.

We've been talking, we've been talking for five weeks.

Everything been good.

We've been we've been on the site talking to each other.

But two weeks though.

You trying to ask me for a cash app for real?

A love deposit?

How corny are you?

Are you serious?

Seriously?

Like, if you if you believe listen, look, Tiff, Tip on the real.

If you believe in yourself, then you then you'll deposit back.

You know what I'm saying?

If I believe in myself, get so fool ass out of here.

You have lost your fing mind.

Okay.

Would you please like gather your thoughts?

Because I don't know who you think you talking to for real.

You know what I'm saying?

So I need you to do two things.

Lose my fing number and don't don't look for me.

For real.

Straight up.

Like this is ridiculous.

Like this is stupid.

You ignorant.

For real.

Straight up.

Okay, okay.

Show show me show me where I'm wrong.

If you believe in yourself though.

What if I believe in myself, b ass dude?

What do you mean if I believe in myself?

If you believe in yourself, your bass will move around, get off the phone, and stop wasting my time.

For real.

I'm about to hang out right now.

For real.

Okay, okay, okay, hey, uh listen, listen.

Okay, before you hang up though.

Hey, you could you could go your you could go your way, I can go mine.

You don't want to cash out me to 250, cool.

Got that.

Okay, okay, cool.

Hey, it is you know what?

It is what it is.

Is this your loss though, Tiff?

This your loss.

You gotta be out of your rabbit ass mind.

Ain't no losses here.

Ain't no losses.

Ain't no losses.

This is a lesson.

Okay.

You know what?

You know what?

I knew this was gonna happen.

You know, when a brother try to be real, when a brother trying to be real, this is what happened.

Hey, hey, you might as well.

Hey, turn around, go the other direction.

Lock yourself up, seriously.

You wanna talk about black black men and brotherhood, like it's a rap for you.

We don't need you out here.

You're useless straight up.

Like, don't call me destroy yourself.

For real.

I'm done with her.

Goodbye.

Can I tell you something else for you leave real quick?

What?

I just want to let you know that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your sister Lachey, Lachey got me the prank phone.

Call you.

This is crazy.

Your sister Lachey said you gotta get my sister.

She's been on the line, she's been on this dating site talking to this guy.

Where is she at?

This is stupid.

Oh man, we got you, baby.

We got you good.

Yeah, y'all did.

This is crazy.

I'm gonna get her.

I'm gonna get her.

This is crazy.

Tell me this.

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Uh the Steve Harvey morning show.