Break-In With Illegal Stuff

Hello.

Hello.

Hey, who there?

Can you hear me?

Yeah, Baylor.

Who is there?

This Raymond.

Raymond Henderson.

Man, speak up.

I can't hear you.

Who?

This is Raymond.

Raymond Henderson.

Man, speak up.

I can't hear you.

Who is this?

Raymond.

Raymond Henson.

Raymond.

Veronia's my sister.

Veronica brother.

Yes.

What's up?

What's up, man?

What's up?

Somebody done broken house.

They in the house right now.

I'm in the house.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Man, I damn, I barely can hear.

What you saying?

Somebody done what?

Somebody done broken house.

Why in the hell you whispering?

Because they in the house right now.

I'm sc wait a minute, wait a minute.

You saying somebody done broke in the goddamn house and they still in there?

Somebody done broken the house.

I'm in the house now.

Hold on.

God damn.

Wait a minute.

You saying somebody done broke it to your damn house and they still in there?

Yes.

Well, what the fuck you doing?

Sitting up in there?

Why you ain't call the police?

I'm in the closet.

I'm in.

In the closet and I'm trying to get somebody to hold on, hold on.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

Man, you seeing somebody in the goddamn house in in in your damn house right now.

I don't know what to do.

Oh, this is fucked up.

Okay, what where you live at?

Where you live at?

I'm on 36th Street.

Cause I'm at 32 and a half.

You know what?

Hold on.

I'm finna call the goddamn laws.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Man, you know what?

Sh what?

Wait a minute.

Don't call the police.

You send your goddamn ass in a house.

Somebody finna arrest up here finna kill you and you talking about you don't want them arrested.

We got some illegal stuff in the house.

Don't call nobody.

Wait a minute, wait, wait.

Nah, you saying, hold on.

You saying don't call the damn laws.

You have some weather.

Don't call nobody, cause we got it.

I got illegal stuff in the house.

Don't do it.

Man, what the fuck you got?

Man, you know what?

This shit is bad, Doc.

You know what?

You send your ass up in there.

That's the problem while they in that goddamn house.

Now you done set your ass up in the house.

That's who in there.

That's I guarantee you that what you what you got in there.

I can't, I can't say it.

I can't say it.

You know what, man, let me tell you something.

I'm gonna tell you the best goddamn thing to do.

Even though the people in your house right now, you need to just let me call man, you need to let me call the damn law.

You finna get your mother.

Don't do that.

Don't call don't call the call.

But you know what, man, I'm gonna tell you.

I'm gonna go out that motherfucker.

You don't say that now.

I'ma tell you now, I can call the law.

Don't call the call.

I can call the law.

Hold on.

I can get my wife to call right now.

Don't call the police.

Don't call them.

Because I it's too much illegal coming.

Don't do it.

I'm calling my wife.

No, no, no, call the pretty.

Man, but I'm gonna tell you something, man.

Honestly, I I can't do a goddamn thing because I ain't finna go down there.

Now I'm gonna tell you something.

I can cut this fool to tell me don't even call the damn law.

So why they told me no shit like this?

What you in the cook you got in the house?

You know what, man, look at your doctor.

I'm gonna be honest with you.

I'm gonna I ain't gonna go down there.

I'm gonna tell you right now now, shit, man.

You know what?

Now first thing I'm gonna tell you now, you probably got some shit up in there.

You selling all those folks.

Now I ain't gonna take my ass down there.

First of all, they may be tapping my damn line.

And I ain't got shit to do with this.

You gonna get your ass killed on your own.

Doc, listen.

Man, look, I can call 911.

Hold on.

Baby, look, go ahead and call her.

You know what?

You finna get your ass killed down there.

They don't know who you are.

I bet you, man.

You know what?

And I ain't gonna sit on the phone with your goddamn ass so they can find out.

Because you know what?

No one is done.

I can call the law.

I ain't getting in that.

I ain't man, you must be a damn fool.

I ain't finna get in that one.

So I'm gonna tell you what you can do.

Doc, I call the law.

I'm gonna have my wife right now.

You know what?

You may not like it now, but you appreciate me later.

Cause you know what you're gonna get your monkey ass down.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Just whisper.

Doc.

I think they outside.

I think they outside.

Man, you know what?

This is some crazy shit, doc.

You done sat your ass up.

Don't say nothing.

I'm finna call your sister for one.

Don't get no say.

You sitting up there talking about not calling the damn law.

Damn fool.

You better keep your monk ass in that closet.

I'ma tell you right now, you're a damn fool.

You walk out, cause I'm gonna tell you not, they sure gonna kill your stupid ass.

You know what?

I ain't gonna lie to you, man.

The only thing I can tell you a damn ass, I can call the law.

But you know what?

If you got drawers in that damn house, you finna go down.

And I'm gonna tell you now, I ain't going down with your ass.

I don't know why you really gonna call me unless you want some help.

Because I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't finna jump it out myself nor my damn family over your ass right here to sold some dope to somebody and they done come in the damn house.

Only thing I could do, I could help you out in one way.

I'm calling the law.

Now my wife got a cell phone.

What you want me to do?

Well, you come get me.

You must be a damn fool.

I'm not hell no, I ain't going down.

I ain't going.

You know what, man.

Look, look, I can't get in that shit.

And my wife did not really call the police.

I'm gonna tell you right now, they could have come.

Can you can you can you hear me?

Yeah, I can hear you.

Shut your damn mouth.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Can you shut your damn mouth right now?

Can you hear me?

Shut up.

Can I say something?

Man, you need to shut your damn mouth.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You know what?

You just got pranked by you.

Man, y'all wanna do it.

Wendell, you just got a motherfucker.

Are y'all subdued?

I know damn well, man.

No, you just got pranked by your boy Wendell, man.

I'm sweating like hell sitting up in this damn house with draw, old man.

If you sit up here wanna play with man, look at here, boy, I'm sweating like hell.

You why you sweating?

You was finna die, cause I damn sure no one's finna come down to the house, that's for sure.

I know you weren't coming to the house.

I heard it in your voice.

I say, okay, you know what?

He ain't coming to get me.

Man, I'm sitting up here right now, man.

I might need to take off some work, boy.

I'm like here sitting up in the hill, dust.

Hey, let me ask you something, man.

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's morning show with none other than nephew Tommy with his crazy hair.

I got you, baby.