Indecent Exposure Arrest

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A police officer calls a wife to pick up her husband who was arrested for indecent exposure at a park with another woman, who turns out to be her sister.

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Speaker 1

Hello.

Speaker 2

Hello, I'm trying to reach a Brie Res.

Speaker 1

This is Bree.

Speaker 2

Hi, Bree.

Speaker 2

This is Officer.

Speaker 2

From the Dallas Police Department?

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 2

Okay, wanted to give you a call, ma'am.

Speaker 2

We have your husband, Mr.

Speaker 2

Calvin.

Speaker 1

Uh-huh.

Speaker 2

Is there any way you can actually come down to the police station today?

Speaker 1

Um, you choose my husband Calvin?

Speaker 2

Is he Calvin?

Speaker 1

Yes, that's my husband.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 2

We have Calvin.

Speaker 2

He's been picked up for a Class C misdemeanor.

Speaker 1

Uh-huh.

Speaker 2

And I wanted to see if you're uh able to pick him up.

Speaker 2

We're not gonna press charges.

Speaker 2

There is a $250 fine that needs to be paid, but we I'm giving you a call.

Speaker 2

He asked me to call his wife to see if you would actually come and pick him up.

Speaker 1

So is the $250 fine due as soon as I get there?

Speaker 2

Uh yes, we do need the $250 fine.

Speaker 1

Oh, okay, because I don't I don't have it.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna have to call his mom and get it.

Speaker 1

But what is he there for?

Speaker 2

Uh he was in decent exposure, ma'am.

Speaker 2

He was in a park.

Speaker 2

Are you familiar with Lakeside Park?

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Okay, he was out at Lakeside Park and he was in decent exposure.

Speaker 2

He had no clothes on.

Speaker 2

He was with another person, uh, another uh female out there, and they had no clothes on.

Speaker 1

Wait a minute, hold the hell up.

Speaker 1

You you you uh had making a big mistake because Calvin is supposed to be at work.

Speaker 1

That's what the hell Calvin's supposed to be.

Speaker 1

Not at a goddamn park.

Speaker 1

So you're saying that you saw him.

Speaker 1

Were you the detective that caught him?

Speaker 2

It's not a detective.

Speaker 2

There was actually a police officer, ma'am, that actually brought them in.

Speaker 2

They're both were brought in here

Speaker 2

about two hours ago.

Speaker 2

He's been processed.

Speaker 2

He has been processed, but we need somebody to actually come pick him up now.

Speaker 1

Okay, okay.

Speaker 1

This gives okay.

Speaker 1

Well, tell me, um, what is the who is a female?

Speaker 1

What's the female name?

Speaker 1

Is Dal Rick or two?

Speaker 1

Uh keep that with him.

Speaker 2

She has been arrested.

Speaker 2

She's actually on the other side of the uh jail.

Speaker 2

She's on the woman women's side.

Speaker 1

Okay, can you give me a name?

Speaker 2

I do not have have her name in front of me.

Speaker 2

I will be able to have that a little later or um, but right now I think.

Speaker 2

More importantly, he's he's actually sitting in a holding tank with not with no clothes on.

Speaker 1

So I wait a minute.

Speaker 1

I I mean Calvin just lost his goddamn mind.

Speaker 1

I'm not coming to pick him up for no shit like that.

Speaker 1

Let me tell you what the fuck you need to be telling Calvin.

Speaker 1

You need to tell Calvin that he needs to come up with $250 to get his eight o'clock that bullshit just got himself in, and then he needs to come up with some more money to pay for this divorce.

Speaker 1

Because I'm handing him these goddamn papers.

Speaker 1

And you tell him, Yeah, look, yeah, I'll do it for him.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna call his mama and she can come get his fat ass.

Speaker 1

I know goddamn well Calvin has his fat ass out of no goddamn walk this clothes down.

Speaker 1

Now where he gets this old freaky freaky shit from.

Speaker 1

If I was for all that goddamn ecstasy and shit like that, you know that's what they take it now.

Speaker 1

You know what?

Speaker 1

Yeah, we'll call his mom and I'm gonna tell her she ain't gonna believe me because I wanted to bring her ass down up.

Speaker 1

She always on his side, you see.

Speaker 1

She always on his damn side.

Speaker 1

So I want to take her ass on up there and see her son with his fat ass up there naked, and then and then then she can then see let him explain that.

Speaker 1

Yeah, but he got telling him you tell Calvin.

Speaker 1

Make sure you tell him that I said that he gets himself out of this situation, and I'm not coming to get his ass, and he ain't bringing his ass back here.

Speaker 1

Let him bring his ass back up here if you want to.

Speaker 2

Okay, uh uh Miss Miss Bree.

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 2

Alright, I just got some paperwork in here uh about who the actual female he he was uh arrested with.

Speaker 2

She was also out there at Lakeside Park.

Speaker 2

And

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uh, let's see here.

Speaker 2

It seems like we got a Miss Francis Francis uh uh.

Speaker 1

Who?

Speaker 1

Francis.

Speaker 1

You sure you found a Francis

Speaker 1

Nick?

Speaker 2

Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 2

Are you I'm sorry, do you know a Francis?

Speaker 1

Yes, I know Francis, that's my sister.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 2

Well, can I say something else about your sister?

Speaker 2

Can I tell you this?

Speaker 1

Go ahead.

Speaker 2

Francis got me to prank phone call, you baby.

Speaker 2

This is nephew.

Speaker 2

Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2

Bree, you just got pranked by your sister Francis.

Speaker 1

Oh Lord, Jesus.

Speaker 1

If I tell you what I just done on this phone, I can't tell you the radio for your bar, Francis.

Speaker 1

I was getting ready to come up there and knock all four out of that.

Speaker 1

And I know damn well Cavill went up there naked.

Speaker 1

He's not doing it like that.

Speaker 1

I mean, they don't even really get alone.

Speaker 1

I mean, I'm like, is that what that's all about?

Speaker 1

Really?

Speaker 1

I ain't got time for all this.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna get trans.

Speaker 1

Thank you though.

Speaker 2

Hey, can I ask you something, Bree baby?

Speaker 2

What's what's the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 1

Oh, the Steve Harvey morning show.

Speaker 1

How about this for a surprise, Francis?

Speaker 1

If you listen, I'm gonna whoop your ass, okay?

Uh-huh.