Breast Milk Cure
6:43A man calls a husband asking for his wife's breast milk for six months to cure his deteriorating bones, leading to disgust.
Transcript
122 linesI'm trying to speak to Ron.
This is Ron.
Hey Ron, how you doing?
It's Foley, man.
How are you, brother?
I'm good, Foley.
Hey, hey, I I I want to congratulate you, man, on the uh on the baby, man.
I wasn't able to make it to the baby shower, man, but want to congratulate you on the baby, man, and and and all of that, man.
Uh much success to you, man.
Uh you you and the wife.
Thank you, thank you.
We appreciate that.
Foley.
Yeah, well, yeah, Foley, man.
Uh I I didn't get, you know, my uh my wife Denita, she came to the uh to the to the baby shower, man.
So, you know, uh uh she was telling me how how how how nice it was, how successful it was, man.
So I just you want, you know, uh wanted to give you big ups.
I heard the baby came and everything, and I wanted to just go a little girl, a little girl.
Y'all had a little girl?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, well, congratulations, man.
Congratulations, Ron.
I I wanted to definitely uh call and congratulate, man.
And um, real quick, what um what baby shower was your wife at?
Because we had two.
We had one for my side of the family, and then one for my wife's side, because you know, they live different places and stuff, man.
So Which one do you think she was at?
Uh probably on your wife's side, you know.
Okay, okay.
She knows my wife.
Well no, see see Danita is actually friends with um with Kendra.
Now you know Kendra, right?
Oh, yeah, I know Kendra, yeah.
Yeah, that's good friend of Kendra.
Okay, she was she was with Kendra.
Okay, yeah, she comes, they play cards, you know.
Okay, okay, yeah.
She she was with Kendra, man, and um she was just telling me how successful, man, how nice it was, and and you know, laid out baby shower.
I I wasn't able to make it, man.
I've been a little under the weather, bruh.
You know, and uh, you know, with with God's help, man, I'll be able to get back on my feet.
You know what I'm saying?
That's all right.
Hey man, I I I just you know, congratulations again, man.
You know, uh a beautiful baby.
Girl, I I man, that's a beautiful thing.
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Um I'm sorry, man, but uh I just I can't fold me.
I'm trying to remember you and trying to place you and I just I can't do it.
Have we met?
Uh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
My bad, man.
I'm sorry, dog.
No, me and you, we haven't we haven't met at all.
Um, like I say, uh, you know, my wife knows Kendra and they hang out and uh I guess she's she's dabbled a couple of times and been around, you know, your wife is uh your wife is Marilyn, right?
Yeah, that's my wife.
Okay, yeah, I guess she's been uh been in in the presence of Maryland, man.
So, you know, uh you know, I I I kinda got your number from uh from my wife, man, um, and she got it from Kendra, so I I kinda wanted to holler at you, you know.
Which one are you about?
Actually, man, uh like I say, man, I've been I've been down for a minute, you know, and uh I I uh
actually, you know, came from the doctor yesterday and and my
bones, man, they my bones are deteriorating, you know.
Uh that's that's kind of what I what I've been going through, man.
Um
if if I don't uh get the proper uh medication that I need, man, then we you know, it it it within the next three months here, dog.
It c it could get pretty bad, you know what I'm saying.
Well man, I'm sorry to hear that, bro.
Um
all I can do is fight for you, man, and you know
Well man, I the the
doctor told me that it's crap, bro.
Don't cry, man.
You know, if if I get the right medication, man, that you know, I could get back up to seventy five, eighty percent healthy again.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So uh, you know, it's just a a rare uh type of thing that I need to try and get.
Okay.
And um I I
think that you might be I think you can't help me.
We're be strong, man.
Be strong.
Just man, sit down, man.
Be strong, bruh.
It is it's gonna be all right.
God is with you.
I'll I'll pray for you.
I do all I can.
Can I I don't know.
Well actually actually uh the the doctor told me man that if for if uh for six months if I drunk breast milk into my bones that would get me back up to 70 to 85% healthy.
Breast milk?
Yeah.
I ain't got no breast bruh so you know uh it's not it's it's not you run you you don't you know but you know your
wife does though whoa you talking about my wife's breast man I'm not I'm not not directly man I'm just saying that she can you know I mean i if if I had her breast milk for like six months straight man I could get back whole again man.
Oh the f you don't talk about a man's wife or her breast milk I just had a I just had a f date man you see I'm just I'm just all I'm saying for my wife's breast milk man I'm just asking y'all to share it for six months.
I can't share no breast milk with you man you got the wrong one man the wrong one you said your name was what
you
is wrong man they wrong wrong no we just talking about six months of breast milk man six months breast my wife's breast milk we talking about just no breast milk and I understand breast milk man I understand that man but we talking about you saving a life man a life I ain't the one okay well let me ask you this what if y'all would have had twins man y'all would have been breastfeeding two babies just look
at it as if we twins what the f man I'm getting the f off this phone because I don't know who the f you are you need to chill out man.
You need to go get on your knees, train Your bones get healed or whatever.
You got the wrong number, man.
Listen, man, all I'm saying is I got one more thing I want to say.
And then I'll have to get on the phone, man.
I just want to get off the phone, call Kendra, and find out why gave you my number, because that's how you got it.
Can I say one more thing?
Can I say it?
Say it, man.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Kendra and your wife, Marilyn got me to prank phone call you.
Hello, Ron.
Yeah, man.
Ooh, y'all are good, man.
Whoa, man.
My wife, man.
Man, Kenji Boy.
Did I get you, man?
Yeah, y'all got it, man.
Y'all got me.
I got them too.
They done started something.
Hey, one more day.
What's the baddest radio station in the land, man?
Man, it is the Steve Harvey Morning show.