Barber Shop Prank

I'm trying I'm trying to reach Scotty.

Uh this is who's called.

Say Scotty, what's up, man?

This uh this J Mac.

I'm trying to get a cut from you.

One of my boys told me you uh you cut real good.

I'm trying to see about getting getting in there and get an appointment with you.

Okay, okay.

Uh we can probably get you here by Thursday.

I'm on the fool today.

I got about two, three heads in the chill right now.

Okay.

Yeah, if I can get it, okay.

Thursday, good night, and I'm uh I I'm trying to get a design done, man.

They told me you do uh do design, so I wanted to see if you could uh you know, I'm trying to get my um I'm trying to get my girls' initials done, man, with uh inside of a heart.

And they told me you do uh designs at the uh at the shop.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I could do that, man.

That ain't no problem, man.

I can knock that out for you.

Design ain't no problem, man.

I'll take care of you.

Okay, so now what time what time on Thursday you say?

Uh come by by Thursday, uh

by three o'clock, man.

Come back by three o'clock, by three o'clock.

Okay, by three o'clock on Thursday.

And you put you can put my girl initials in is but I wanted inside of a uh of a heart.

You did that before?

Yeah, I did that.

What's her initials?

What's what's what's the addition?

K L.

K L.

Yeah, that ain't no problem, man.

That's that ain't nothing, man.

Knock that out real quick, man.

Okay, okay, cool.

All right.

You know, any any artwork I do, that's gonna be about twenty-five dollars, man.

Okay, okay, and that's that's that's that's with the edge up to?

Yeah, that's everything.

Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.

All right, man, Thursday, I'll be by the Thursday, like like I say, put me down, man, for uh for J Mac.

J Mac on Thursday at three.

Okay, no problem, boss, I got you.

Okay, okay.

And so hey, hey, one more thing, man.

You um so you you you done done um you didn't work with pubic hair before, huh?

Uh you s say what?

I say you know pubic pubic hair in in the in the private area.

You didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't work with that before?

Uh say that one more time, man.

Cause see that's what uh what that's what I'm trying to uh I'm that's that's why I'm trying to get the heart and her initials is is uh on my pubic hair uh uh in the private area.

I'm trying to get it done right there.

So I wanted to make sure you had you had worked with that area before.

Well, pubic hair, you know how in the private area.

Man, that's what I thought you said, man.

I don't do no

who the f gave you my number.

You must be at your c hold on, hold on, man.

You dog give me about three minutes, man.

I'm for the three yeah, three minutes, man.

I'll be right back.

I'm alright.

I'm alright.

Yeah.

Now who in the f gave you my number?

Say say what now?

I say, who in the f gave you my number?

No, this J Mac dog.

My boy told me, man, that you the best one that do them parts, man, and put the uh designs and stuff, so I wanted to get you to to you know, what's the problem, man?

I wanted to get you to do the design part.

No, no, no, no, l listen here, listen, this is what I need to know.

Who you know I know because we need to get some straightened out.

Which which what what seemed to be the problem, guy?

You say I can come by Thursday, right?

Listen, man, I don't cut no pubic hair.

That is unsanitary.

I need to know who you know I know that recommended 'cause none of the that I f with would send somebody to cut some pubic hair or heart with some initials.

You know like I need to know who recommended you so I can stop cutting this out.

Cause I don't get down with like that, man.

But I'm trying to get this for my girl.

This kind of like like a pre-valentine's gift, man.

That's what I'm trying to do, you know.

I don't give a damn if it was Easter.

I'm not cutting no initials in your pubic hair.

You got me up, bro.

I don't even know why you would even calling another grown man about cutting some initials in your damn pubic hair, man.

Hey dog, I'm just gonna throw a tile over me, man, and then you could just go on and get the cut.

Man, listen, I don't give a damn if you threw a f niss, man.

Okay, now do that for what you got the wrong number, you got the wrong shop, you got the wrong barber, homeboy.

I want to let you know that straight up.

Okay, what if I bump it up to a hundred dollars, dog?

Man, I don't give a damn, man.

You can't buy me, man.

You can't buy me, man.

I I I wouldn't even cut my own pubic hair for a hundred dollars.

Where they do that at, man?

This is a barber shop, man.

I cut hair on a head on they scared.

I mean, this was the problem with brothers, man.

Brothers, brothers don't want to make no money, man.

That's the problem with the biggest.

I got plenty of clientele.

My appointment book is full.

Cutting no pubic hair, man.

What's wrong with you, dog?

Where you from anyway?

No, I'm from around the way, man.

I just I'm trying to do something for my girl, man.

I thought you would have to.

I'll tell you what, you skip your right back around that way and go to a barbershop where they cut hair from the pubic area.

Cause you ain't getting it done here.

Okay.

But man, Tommy said you Tommy said you would cut me up, man, but I g I see now, you know, once again, brother, I don't want to make no paper.

I I I don't worry about it.

Tell me who I don't know no damn Tommy, who is telling me?

Tommy the one told me you was you would give me the cut.

Man, he said you I don't know no damn Tommy.

Who is Tommy?

He said you might charge me extra, man, but he said he you probably wouldn't mind giving me no cut.

Man, listen, I don't know who the f you talking to, dog.

Tommy, I don't know no Tommy, but you got the wrong barber, brother.

Okay, so let me ask you this right here.

You don't know Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Man

Boy y'all, man, you got me, man.

You got my blood pressure sky high over here, man.

Don't do me like that to you, man.

No, you went all the way in.

Did you walk out the shop?

Man, who who called a barbershop like that, man?

I was heated, man.

Bobby wants to tell me to call you, man.

Oh man, you know what?

Bobby got one coming, man.

You know what I'm gonna tell you right now?

Bobby got one coming.

It ain't no fun when the rabbit get the gun.

I'm gonna get his

man.

Okay, listen, man.

We I gotta ask you this here, Scotty.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest, radio show in the land.

The Steve Harvey morning show.

Hey man, y'all listen to us at the shop, huh?

Yes, sir.

All day, every day.

Man, y'all gonna have these around here talking about me for the next three months, man.

Damn.