Can your wife breastfeed my baby
8:52Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.
Transcript
134 linesI am the fool of all fools. I am the seat and crazy. You already know how I do look here
I call this man and ask him if he can loan me his wife so she can come over and
Feed my cheering cuz my woman and ran off and left me here it is. Do you mind if your woman come breastfeed?
Hello, hello, man, uh, let's need to stay in. Yeah, just stand. Hey, hey, man
Hey, man, this this this this Martha's dog and uh, uh, this who does Marcus
man, uh
Your phone number
I know you don't know me
But Rocky gave me your number
Rocky
Rocky
Rocky
You talking about Rocky
On the south side
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah Rocky on the south side
He uh
He gave me your number man
I'm going through some things
I thought you might be able
To help me out man
Cause uh
Well see
Tracy
Me
Tracy my girl
Tracy
Oh no man
I think Tracy just
Left
You know
And uh
She left me here with the kids, you know, and I'm trying to...
I don't think Tracy's coming back.
My man, my man, my man, I feel for you, but why are you telling me this?
See, man, here I am, got these kids by myself.
You know, my little boy, he's three.
But my little girl, man, she's just two months old, man.
You know, and I...
reason why I got your number because I think you might be able to help me
because I I I'm just going through this it's just hard right now brother dog
how how me help you dog I got kids of my own dog how me how me help you well see
that that's what I'm saying that ain't you ain't you married to to Melanie yeah
now my wife how you know my wife dog she doesn't say I kind of know y'all
Rocky. I done seen y'all before through him. But see, here's the deal, man. Like I said,
I got my kids, man. My little boy, three, but my little girl ain't for two months, man.
How many kids y'all got? Man, we got three kids, man. I got a 10-year-old,
eight-year-old, and a six-month-old. I really don't know what you asking of me, man. I got
my own family I got to take care of. You asking me for help. I mean, what is it you need, man?
What I'm trying to do with this here, I'm trying to get my little girl taken care of, man.
Like I'm saying, Tracy done ran off, man, and done left.
And I don't think she's coming back.
I don't think she's coming back.
Man, pull your ass together.
I need some help. I need some help from your wife, Melanie. I need her to come by the house today.
What do you need Melanie to come by your house for?
Because the baby, the baby needs some milk.
Man, we got a couple cans of some formula, something in here we can drop off to you, man.
But Melanie ain't coming to your house, dog.
cans. I can't be having my wife at your house, dog. Got all the kids. I understand that, but the baby
needs some milk. That's what I'm saying. I need Melanie to come by and feed the baby. Dog, I just
told you to come by, drop off a couple cans of milk, but I mean, I don't even know you like
that, player. I ain't about to just have my wife come into your damn house. Nigga, I don't know
you. I need, but I need her to come by and feed the baby, man. Dog, why the hell you can't feed
Baby
Motherfucker what you want to come out your house and do what I
Told you
You lost your goddamn mind nigga
I don't know you to be talking about my wife coming to your motherfucking house breastfeeding your jockey a baby matter of fact
The fuck you get my number who the hell is right? Who the hell is rocky anyway?
I'm thinking about I don't know the motherfucking right. Say dog
Don't call me with this bullshit dog. The fuck is you talking about breastfeeding your goddamn baby?
Why would you do this now? Why would you why would you let the babies? Why would you come between the baby's health?
Why are you doing that man?
Dog, I'll tell you what dog bring your baby over here you and the baby come over here bring your baby over here
And when and when you get here as soon as she pull out a kitty
Now, come on over. We gonna be here. We gonna be here all day.
Don't do this, man. Don't do this. Don't let your ego and stuff come between the baby's health, man.
I'm just trying to get the baby out.
Nah, dog. How you gonna call me and talk about my wife breastfeeding your goddamn baby?
I'm still... You know what? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
What? What you doing?
Hold on, nigga. Hold on.
What are you doing, man?
Mel, what's up, baby?
Tracy and her husband Marcus
You don't know them?
Nigga my wife don't know you and I don't know you either
Nigga
Do you know a nigga named Rocky?
Supposedly he live on the south side
He know us
You don't know him either?
Hold on
I don't know you, Tracy
I don't know motherfucking Rocky
This nigga on the other line
Talking about
His wife Tracey done left him with they two kids. He wants you to come to his crib and breastfeed his motherfucking baby
Don't baby don't baby don't trip. I got this. I'ma holla at you in a minute
Dog we don't start we don't fucking know you
Fuck is you calling me fuck with this?
You talk to Melanie fuck fuck I'ma do that fuck
I tell you what dog I'm about to bring them breasts right to you and I'm gonna beat the
hell out you when I bring them to you I'm about to come over there right now I ain't bringing no
breasts I'm bringing these hands and I'm bringing these nuts and you better be ready to do something
matter of fact if I run up on somebody named Marcus on my way to your house when I find you
he getting his ass whipped you getting your ass who the fuck is you calling me talking about
Bring my wife fresh to the goddamn house.
Nigga, you punk, bitch-made ass nigga.
I'm going to whip your ass when I find you.
Where you live at?
Tell me where the fuck you live at.
I'm on my way right now.
Where the fuck you live at, dog?
Bring your breasts to the house.
Well, I'm going to bring them.
Yeah, I'm bringing them.
I'm on my way right now.
Where the fuck you live at?
Bring your breasts over here to take care of my baby.
That's what you better be doing, man.
That's what you better be doing.
Nigga, I don't better do shit, nigga.
I'm about to come over there and beat your ass.
That's what I'm about to do.
Bullshit talking about our best to bring these titties to your house niggas
You've got to be saying your motherfucking address, that's what you better be saying
Bitch
man uh come on dog man oh Tommy dog oh dog you about to get your ass whipped Marcus Henry
Rocky Tommy whoever somebody's getting their ass whooped
all right brother you gotta tell me what is the baddest radio show in the life
Oh man, y'all got me, man.