Can your wife breastfeed my baby

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Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.

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I am the fool of all fools. I am the seat and crazy. You already know how I do look here

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I call this man and ask him if he can loan me his wife so she can come over and

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Feed my cheering cuz my woman and ran off and left me here it is. Do you mind if your woman come breastfeed?

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Hello, hello, man, uh, let's need to stay in. Yeah, just stand. Hey, hey, man

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Hey, man, this this this this Martha's dog and uh, uh, this who does Marcus

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man, uh

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Your phone number

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I know you don't know me

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But Rocky gave me your number

Rocky

Rocky

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Rocky

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You talking about Rocky

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On the south side

Yeah

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Yeah yeah yeah

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Yeah Rocky on the south side

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He uh

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He gave me your number man

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I'm going through some things

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I thought you might be able

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To help me out man

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Cause uh

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Well see

Tracy

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Me

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Tracy my girl

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Tracy

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Oh no man

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I think Tracy just

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Left

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You know

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And uh

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She left me here with the kids, you know, and I'm trying to...

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I don't think Tracy's coming back.

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My man, my man, my man, I feel for you, but why are you telling me this?

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See, man, here I am, got these kids by myself.

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You know, my little boy, he's three.

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But my little girl, man, she's just two months old, man.

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You know, and I...

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reason why I got your number because I think you might be able to help me

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because I I I'm just going through this it's just hard right now brother dog

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how how me help you dog I got kids of my own dog how me how me help you well see

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that that's what I'm saying that ain't you ain't you married to to Melanie yeah

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now my wife how you know my wife dog she doesn't say I kind of know y'all

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Rocky. I done seen y'all before through him. But see, here's the deal, man. Like I said,

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I got my kids, man. My little boy, three, but my little girl ain't for two months, man.

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How many kids y'all got? Man, we got three kids, man. I got a 10-year-old,

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eight-year-old, and a six-month-old. I really don't know what you asking of me, man. I got

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my own family I got to take care of. You asking me for help. I mean, what is it you need, man?

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What I'm trying to do with this here, I'm trying to get my little girl taken care of, man.

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Like I'm saying, Tracy done ran off, man, and done left.

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And I don't think she's coming back.

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I don't think she's coming back.

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Man, pull your ass together.

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I need some help. I need some help from your wife, Melanie. I need her to come by the house today.

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What do you need Melanie to come by your house for?

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Because the baby, the baby needs some milk.

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Man, we got a couple cans of some formula, something in here we can drop off to you, man.

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But Melanie ain't coming to your house, dog.

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cans. I can't be having my wife at your house, dog. Got all the kids. I understand that, but the baby

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needs some milk. That's what I'm saying. I need Melanie to come by and feed the baby. Dog, I just

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told you to come by, drop off a couple cans of milk, but I mean, I don't even know you like

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that, player. I ain't about to just have my wife come into your damn house. Nigga, I don't know

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you. I need, but I need her to come by and feed the baby, man. Dog, why the hell you can't feed

Baby

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Motherfucker what you want to come out your house and do what I

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Told you

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You lost your goddamn mind nigga

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I don't know you to be talking about my wife coming to your motherfucking house breastfeeding your jockey a baby matter of fact

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The fuck you get my number who the hell is right? Who the hell is rocky anyway?

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I'm thinking about I don't know the motherfucking right. Say dog

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Don't call me with this bullshit dog. The fuck is you talking about breastfeeding your goddamn baby?

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Why would you do this now? Why would you why would you let the babies? Why would you come between the baby's health?

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Why are you doing that man?

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Dog, I'll tell you what dog bring your baby over here you and the baby come over here bring your baby over here

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And when and when you get here as soon as she pull out a kitty

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Now, come on over. We gonna be here. We gonna be here all day.

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Don't do this, man. Don't do this. Don't let your ego and stuff come between the baby's health, man.

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I'm just trying to get the baby out.

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Nah, dog. How you gonna call me and talk about my wife breastfeeding your goddamn baby?

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I'm still... You know what? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

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What? What you doing?

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Hold on, nigga. Hold on.

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What are you doing, man?

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Mel, what's up, baby?

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Tracy and her husband Marcus

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You don't know them?

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Nigga my wife don't know you and I don't know you either

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Nigga

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Do you know a nigga named Rocky?

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Supposedly he live on the south side

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He know us

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You don't know him either?

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Hold on

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I don't know you, Tracy

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I don't know motherfucking Rocky

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This nigga on the other line

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Talking about

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His wife Tracey done left him with they two kids. He wants you to come to his crib and breastfeed his motherfucking baby

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Don't baby don't baby don't trip. I got this. I'ma holla at you in a minute

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Dog we don't start we don't fucking know you

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Fuck is you calling me fuck with this?

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You talk to Melanie fuck fuck I'ma do that fuck

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I tell you what dog I'm about to bring them breasts right to you and I'm gonna beat the

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hell out you when I bring them to you I'm about to come over there right now I ain't bringing no

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breasts I'm bringing these hands and I'm bringing these nuts and you better be ready to do something

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matter of fact if I run up on somebody named Marcus on my way to your house when I find you

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he getting his ass whipped you getting your ass who the fuck is you calling me talking about

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Bring my wife fresh to the goddamn house.

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Nigga, you punk, bitch-made ass nigga.

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I'm going to whip your ass when I find you.

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Where you live at?

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Tell me where the fuck you live at.

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I'm on my way right now.

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Where the fuck you live at, dog?

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Bring your breasts to the house.

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Well, I'm going to bring them.

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Yeah, I'm bringing them.

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I'm on my way right now.

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Where the fuck you live at?

Bring your breasts over here to take care of my baby.

That's what you better be doing, man.

That's what you better be doing.

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Nigga, I don't better do shit, nigga.

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I'm about to come over there and beat your ass.

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That's what I'm about to do.

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Bullshit talking about our best to bring these titties to your house niggas

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You've got to be saying your motherfucking address, that's what you better be saying

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Bitch

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man uh come on dog man oh Tommy dog oh dog you about to get your ass whipped Marcus Henry

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Rocky Tommy whoever somebody's getting their ass whooped

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all right brother you gotta tell me what is the baddest radio show in the life

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Oh man, y'all got me, man.