My Wife's Trainer Won't Leave Her Alone

Hello, do Marvin.

Uh Musselmarvin.

Yeah, this is me with practice.

Hey, uh, you you you the guy that do the training up there uh at the jail?

Yeah, what's up?

Trying to get in one of my classes or something.

Okay, what kind of classes you got?

Well, let me see, I got aerobics, martial arts, and I got bodybuilding classes.

So uh it's really about whatever you want to do.

Okay, you you uh you teach martial arts too?

Yeah, I'm a third degree black belt, man.

I've you know, I've been doing martial arts before I started the bodybuilding or whatever.

Oh oh okay, okay.

No, I I I ain't trying okay, listen, uh my my um my wife actually been coming to that gym for at least two or three years now.

Okay.

Nah, the problem that I'm having, man, is that uh I wanted to call and just be a man and call and specifically talk to you.

But my wife is telling me that when she comes to the gym, that Mussel Marvin is always asking her uh by personal training, trying to get her to pay for personal training and uh being one of your boot camps.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, homie.

Hey man, take this out, man.

I don't ask people to train them.

People ask me to train them.

I got three classes in each thing that I do, bruh.

I got too many folks already, man.

I spend most of my time trying to get a break, man.

What are you talking about?

I'm asking somebody to try me.

My wife is telling me, man, when she comes up to the gym, it's hard for her to work out cause Mussel Marvin is, you know, always how in her, you know, flexing.

You you taking your shirt off.

People ain't supposed to be taking their shirt off in the genome.

You got your your chair, your your your n just jumping from side to side.

You know, I don't know what all this about.

You know what I'm saying?

But I'm calling you as a man to tell you this right here.

This right here.

This right here finna stop, man.

Oh, hold on, man.

Watch the way you're talking to me, bruh.

I've not already told you, man.

I don't be asking nobody to train.

And as a matter of fact, man, who is your wife?

I don't know who your who is your wife specifically.

My wife is Clorin.

Corin's.

Alright, and I told you earlier, I'm chasing.

We the d okay?

And the problem is that you run it up on my wife, man.

I don't know.

I don't know if you ain't I don't know what the deal is.

You're attracted to her or what, but you keep running up on her about taking uh, you know, taking personal training, getting personal training from you.

She don't need all that, but she can't even come out there working about this, man.

Reflexing all the damn time, man.

You tripping, man.

I done told your uh I don't know who your wife is, but you're starting to run me out.

Listen, man, I don't know who your wife is.

I don't know no Corey.

I don't even know who's Corinne.

C-O-R-I-N.

Corin, man.

Corin.

You telling me you calling me like a man.

If you want to be a man, bring your f up here the way I met, man.

All you gotta do is come up here and you can talk to me in my face since you a man.

Cause I was a coward talk over the phone.

Okay, so you let me know.

I'm not the coward.

I'm finna tell you this here, Mr.

Muscle Marvin.

You know where I'm at.

It's your wife's train up here.

I ain't asked your wife to do nothing, man.

You lost your mind.

Hey, take this out, bruh.

Bruh, watch the way you handle me.

No, no, you watch the way you handling me and the way you run up on my wife.

I tell you what, uh, here go here go your warning.

Muscle Mar.

Let my wife come on one more time, telling me you got your n jumping all in the mirror, got your shirt off, instead of running up on you.

I'm coming up there to f this gym and I'm whooping your ass.

I don't give a damn.

How many muscles you got?

You come in the way of cases out, man.

I'm in right now.

Bring your guide up here anyway.

And anything you got to do with me, we can do right now.

What you got to wait till the next time for, then you can bring your wagon up here, your two dollars

up here right now, and we can take care of this bitch right now, bruh.

Cause I don't want for nothing.

I ain't said anything but Jesus.

So whatever you talking about in the Snow City Cracking, man, you ain't gotta wait till tomorrow for what you can do today.

I don't care nothing about your martial arts, man.

I don't care nothing about no Bruce Lee.

I don't care nothing about none of that.

I don't give a damn about no martial up easy.

We gon' go to the hood with this.

We're gonna take it today.

Wherever we gotta take it.

But you ain't gonna be running up on my wife, man.

About your damn body bill.

Man, I done told you for the last time that I don't know who your wife is.

I will deal with women all day long.

This a d gym.

I don't walk around here with a shirt off.

I got on a damn t-shirt.

So why is my wife telling me you're the one running up on her, flexing you with all your muscles and all this, man?

Why?

Mr.

Muscle Mobbing.

If you would know what a muscle really look or feel like, you would understand the process of that.

But obviously, since I don't never see your little 22-pound up here, they don't want that area.

Don't you tell me a black muscles?

I got muscles too, muscle mobby.

Now I might not be in the gym flexing them every day, but I got muscles too.

You got muscles.

You don't know what you're dealing with, boy.

I'm bitching 185.

You hear me?

You bitching 185.

I'm bitching one eighty-five.

I got muscles too, Mr.

Muscle Marvin.

You gonna quit disrespecting me when I'm not at the gym, run up on my wife, man.

You hear me?

I disrespect people who disrespect me.

You call me with this man.

I told you in the very beginning, I didn't know who your wife was.

Now you study trying to make me know somebody I don't know, bruh.

I don't have time for this.

I'm gonna whoop your soul talking if you run up on my wife again.

I'm gonna gotta fall with your ignorant because it's happy if you a coward, you ain't no man, because you done took the offer when I told you to bring your little up here, and we could have filled it this is.

Listen, you wanna talk fly over the phone?

Get up off here and come down here to f and we can take care of this right now.

You ain't gotta make no threats over the phone, bruh.

Bring your little up here where I'm at.

You ignorant.

I'll play like that.

I got too much other to do.

Get off the phone.

Hey man, I got something else I need to say to you.

Would you listen to me?

Bruh, don't do yourself like that.

It's gonna be a misunderstanding.

I got one more thing I need to say to you.

Is you listening?

I'm listening, I'm listening.

I'm listening for you to say you got your running 85 pound on your way down here to so we can take care of this here.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin morning show.

You just got pranked by your homeboy.

You said what?

Hello?

Man, what did you say?

Muscle Marvin.

Oh muscle Marvin, you alright, man?