Dry Cleaners Lost My Belt Loops

Bolo.

I call the Asian cleaners.

Are you ready?

Oh, don't get by.

That's right.

I call the Asian lady at the cleaners.

If you haven't heard this one, this right here is a home run hitter.

The Asian cleaners.

The Asian girl.

She don't take no smack from nobody.

Hello?

Is this it uh is this the cleaners?

Yeah, this is a cleaner.

Um is this the cleaners?

Is this a clean now?

Okay, hey, listen, I'll be bringing my clothes to y'all all the time.

Somebody done messed up a pair of my pants.

Oh, did the pen, you know that feather pants?

Say what?

Yeah, the pants didn't fit you.

You bring it in.

We feel it for you.

No, no, no, no.

Y'all done already messed up enough.

What I'm trying to say right here is that whoever

Who the what?

Who who the who the wash the your pants?

Y'all the people I told y'all I want to starge in my jeans.

You know, I told y'all I want to make sure my jeans stand up by they sell.

Okay, y'all put the storage in it, but the problem is y'all uh took the belt loops off the pants.

Do you you pay already?

Do you pay?

Say what?

Do you pay?

Yeah, I paid y'all the damn money.

Y'all gave me the pants.

I ain't know the belt loops wasn't on there until I got on.

Okay, what what what's your name?

What your name?

Washington.

What?

Washington.

Washington.

What your first name, your foot name.

I don't never leave my first name.

I'm always Washington.

I had to find a receipt to see uh what you uh what's wrong with your pants.

Did your li your last name what what?

Washington.

Oh, hi.

Why you can't understand what I'm trying to say to you.

Well wait, wait, wait.

Who who who who the helped you with your clothes?

Who who the person that help you with the clothes?

The lady that always be in the front is the one that helped me the the the the uh the older lady.

She the one always helped me.

Let me see, okay?

You the you the way.

What is you saying to her?

No, she not here.

She doesn't speak to you.

I need you to speak English.

This is an English situation.

Okay, okay.

She no she knows speak it.

She knows speak it, okay?

So I I I d I translate for her.

Okay.

She she she not here.

You want to call come tomorrow, then we help you with the clothes, okay?

But there's nobody here anymore.

You ain't understanding me.

My belt loops is off my pants.

We know the We know to take it.

It did not we don't have it here.

We just walk the clothes.

We don't take the Y'all did do that.

Y'all did take the bell loose out.

You do you wait, okay?

Okay?

Uh what?

Wait, okay.

Yeah, wait, go go ahead.

Hey, I But I told you I t I told you English, didn't I?

What what do you we try we try to to help the problem, okay?

I understand you try to help the problem, but this is a English problem.

I need you to speak speaking English when you're trying to hell what's going on right here.

Say what?

I speak it the English to you.

You I I not understand what you say.

I say I need you to speak English.

You're not speaking English.

I just speak the English to you.

Why you not you you're not hearing?

Look, you know what?

Hold up.

All I'm saying is this right here.

Somebody got my damn bell loose and it took 'em out of my motherfucking pants and somebody finna put these bitches the fuck back on it finna fix the phone.

Okay, you get up and we we we tell you that we fix the pan, okay?

And you you bring it in and you know, then I can do for you on the phone, okay?

You want to fix the pan, you have to bring in another day, okay?

No, it ain't okay.

I ain't fixed to bring in nothing.

I ain't fixed to bring in nothing.

What do you want me to do on the phone, okay?

If I don't have the pan, how are you going to fix it?

You have to bring it in tomorrow, okay?

Okay?

That's it.

You won't be there tomorrow?

I uh I it's very busy today.

I don't have time to do this on the phone, okay?

Hey, hey, uh no, it ain't okay.

Y'all gonna fix my goddamn pain.

No, you don't you you the pain money, okay?

I always say I to fix it, okay?

You sit on the phone and you you scream and you yell and then nothing I can do for you.

No, you here's supposed to do it for me.

You finna fix my damn plan.

Y'all took the bill.

Okay.

I don't have to fix anything.

Okay, we d we here to help you.

But if you don't want to work with us, then no, we cannot help you, okay?

Hey, let me tell you something.

Y'all gonna make me come over there and whoop some ass up in there mom yeah you come here okay you come here and you talk to us okay and I have the police here I can police here and then you take care with them okay where's somebody gonna put my damn belt loose back on my plane Steve that's all I'm saying right there okay you you you don't yell at me okay what you don't yell at

me okay you want to you want to talk to him he he take care of you tomorrow okay

who's gonna take care of me the the father he's gonna hear you talk to him and you mess you mess with him then he take care of you finna do nothing I don't deal with you okay you bet you better have them damn bell loops that's what he better have no he don't have to do nothing okay because we not we not m we not mess up your pet.

We try to help you you got the problem you talk to him and he he he won't kick your ass okay he gonna do what he gonna kick your ass he gonna kick my ass is that what you just say oh oh how

look if you just say your daddy was gonna kick my ass.

Yeah we he could take care of you and you couldn't go to police okay you go to jail okay okay look here I got something else I need to say to y'all is you listening I I see a what?

I said is you listen What you want?

What's the problem?

Huh?

Hey do you have a man that worked for you in your cleaner's name John You want to talk to John?

No my name is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked phone call by John that works in your cleaners

What don't John did tell you to call me the 50 cent what did you what did John call me?

Is this Sue?

What the what they tell you is your name Sue?

No that's my name you you always get mad at John for listening to the radio in the morning right?

Oh he can call you on the ra on the radio John got me to prank phone call you I work at the radio show.

Oh that's how that that that's not funny.

John a line your finger

I ride your garden I'm filming

funny Alright then.

Sue, I gotta ask you, what what is the best radio show in the land?

Oh that uh the Steve uh Sid Hardy show.

Yeah, you tell her you tell the Steve to come here get a watch and watch his pants to get a speak.

I let him know.