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30 calls match “language”

01

Dry Cleaners Lost My Belt Loops

A customer argues with a dry cleaner about missing belt loops on his pants and gets an English-only lecture and a threat from the owner.

▶7:14
dry-cleanersbelt-loopspantslanguage
02

Frieda's Cheating Husband (Reprise)

A second call to Frieda with the same premise about her husband Gerald texting another woman, with even more explicit language.

▶10:40
cheatingtextinghusbandwife
03

Sign Language Complaint

A church member calls Sister Lauren to complain that her sign language interpretation is incorrect, leading to a heated argument.

▶6:27
sign languagechurchdeafinterpretation
04

Stop using that word

Russell from the N-word Abolishers orders Calvin to quit the word or be buried with it. Calvin keeps saying it, gives a fake address, and then learns his brother Marcus bet $500 he would slip.

▶6:14
languageslurbetbrotherphone
05

Deaf Aunt Stolen Bike

K dub calls Vaughn saying his deaf aunt saw Vaughn steal a bike from her garage, leading to threats.

▶6:30
biketheftdeafauntneighborhood
06

Deacon Cuss Man

Nephew Tommy poses as Deacon Cuss Man and calls a church member, Sister Johnson, cursing her out for gossiping about the pastor and reminding her of past church charity.

▶4:43
churchdeacongossipcursingpastor
07

No weaves allowed at work

Byron from the job calls Risa after hours with new workplace rules, then says weaves and wigs are banned starting tomorrow morning. She refuses to take down a weave she paid hundreds for and dares them to fire her before learning coworker Jennifer set it up.

▶6:31
workplacedress-codehairweavecoworker
08

Tithing Refund

A man demands his tithe money back because his kids weren't changed after baptism.

▶6:20
churchtithebaptismrefundpastor
09

Baptism Refund

A father calls Pastor Henry demanding a refund of his tithes because his kids' behavior did not change after baptism. He reveals the prank was set up by Brother Dobbs.

▶6:22
churchbaptismrefundtithesprank
10

Panty Party Invitation Prank

A man calls another man to invite his girlfriend to a panty party, leading to threats.

▶7:17
panty partyinvitationboyfriendjealousyprank
11

Dancing Parrot Prank

Tommy calls a man claiming his parrot is dancing, biting staff, and demanding a top hat at a bird rescue, confusing the owner before the prank reveal.

▶3:45
parrotbirddancingrescueprank call
12

Victoria's Secret Size Prank

A coworker calls a man asking his wife's clothing size and if she likes Victoria's Secret.

▶5:10
victoria's secretsizewifecoworkerprank
13

Anchovy Pizza

A customer calls a pizzeria to complain about anchovies on his pizza, and the owner's attitude leads to a threat of violence.

▶4:34
pizzaanchoviesrestaurantprank callargument
14

Don't tow my daddy's boat

An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.

▶7:38
hoaboatfatherpropertyneighbor
15

Church Tithe Shaming Prank

A church official calls a member to shame her for not tithing enough, leading to an angry confrontation.

▶6:35
churchtithesshamingmemberprank
16

Border Patrol says you smuggle people

A man identifying himself as Border Patrol in San Diego calls on a Sunday and accuses a Los Angeles man of smuggling people across from Tijuana, and the man furiously denies it.

▶7:05
border-patrolsmugglingaccusationimpersonationlaw-enforcement
17

Zoom Inappropriate Behavior Prank

A husband accuses his wife's coworker of inappropriate behavior on a Zoom call, leading to a heated argument.

▶6:00
zoomcovidcoworkeraccusationprank
18

HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)

Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.

▶6:08
hoaboatneighborrerun
19

Sideswipe the 72 Chevy

A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.

▶8:04
caraccidentinsurancedenialmother
20

Three Bodies in One Casket Prank

A grieving man tries to convince a funeral home to put three bodies in one casket to save money, leading to a heated exchange.

▶7:07
funeralcasketdeathmoneythreat
21

Black Church Quiz

A man from a black church calls a white member, Grant, to quiz him on black church culture, making him say 'give an honor to God' and 'hooping.' Grant gets frustrated and offended before the reveal.

▶6:53
churchracequizcultureprank
22

Insure My Strippers

A pleasure consultant tries to buy insurance for his strippers and call girls, frustrating the insurance agent.

▶6:41
insurancestrippersbusinessproposal
23

Job Demotion to Nephew

HR calls a foreman to say a trainee, the VP's nephew, will take over his job, office, and parking space. The foreman refuses and threatens violence.

▶5:52
hrjobpromotionnephew
24

Bed Pan Prank

A man calls a nursery thinking it's a nurse station and demands someone clean his bed pan.

▶6:56
bedpannurserynurseconfusion
25

Wife's Joy Toy Upgrade

A fake Love Toys, Etc. representative tells Philip that his wife Jewel has had a "Joy Toy" for years and needs a new motor and fitting. The caller reveals that "Big Charles" is engraved on it before admitting his own name and the prank.

▶7:10
sex-toywifehusbandrepair
26

Child Protective Services

A CPS worker calls a father about reports of child neglect, but the father gets angry and denies everything, leading to a confrontation.

▶6:58
cpsneglectfatherkidsconfrontation
27

Lingerie Music Group

A music producer calls a woman claiming he wants her for a singing group called 'Lingerie' and asks for a photo in lingerie, but she angrily refuses.

▶6:37
musicproducerlingerieauditionharassment
28

Owe Your Ex-Husband $18,000

An attorney calls Miss Jones claiming she owes her ex-husband $18,000 from a divorce settlement seven years ago and threatens to garnish her wages.

▶7:30
prankdivorcesettlementattorneymoney
29

Can I have a kidney while you're open

Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.

▶9:00
churchsurgerykidneydeacondaughter
30

Husband Protection Program

A man calls a woman claiming her husband is in the Husband Protection Program because she has been bullying him.

▶7:56
husbandprotectionbullyingmarriagecustody

Nephew Tommy

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