Facebook Wife Prank

Trying to reach Maurice.

Yeah, this is Maurice.

How you doing, man?

My name is Dorsey.

I'm trying to reach out to you.

Um you you're on Facebook quite a bit.

I'm I am I right?

I mean, I'm on the computer a lot, man.

That's what I do.

Okay.

Um, my wife, for some reason, man, um, it seems that you've been having a lot of back and forth on Facebook with my wife, Denise.

And I'm trying to figure out, you know, um you know, at first it was kind of cute or whatever.

You know, I'm seeing your name on the wall all the time.

You keep high-inning my wife back and forth.

And I'm like, you mean I am insta message?

That's what I mean.

You know what I'm talking about.

So my thing is, what what is all this here with um with you and Denise?

You know you make me these little

yo, what you say your name was?

My name's Dorsey.

Okay, Dorsey.

Check this out, man.

I got over 1,400 plus friends on Facebook.

I don't know who your wife is.

Okay.

I I I don't I don't re recall.

I am in though Denise right now.

And hey, I don't know who she is, man.

I think you gotta be.

Let me let me let me let me bring it to you for so we can refresh your memory.

Because you constantly asking her about how things used to be.

Uh remember when we did this, remember when we did that, you know.

It's a whole lot of remember this and that.

And you asking her, you know, about hooking up uh whenever she got time.

Okay, see, I don't even do that, man.

I don't even do that.

I don't do that, man.

I got too much to lose.

I don't do nothing like that, man.

You know, I could I could I could have over 30 out of 1400 friends, man, I can have over 30 Denises on there, man.

Okay.

Well, I tell you what, man, you are you telling all the Denises that you want to hook up with them?

Are you telling all the Denises, remember this, remember that?

I ain't telling nobody nothing, man.

Look, I try to live my life as peaceful as possible, man.

I I'm not on that, okay?

So I uh, you know, Darius, whatever your name is, man.

Your name is Dorsey.

And let me explain something to you, man.

I didn't seen pictures, brother, of uh high school pictures of of you and a group on the uh on the site.

So I know exactly what you look like, okay?

You say me and who?

I done seen a group of you all that went to high school together, and evidently, you know, you one of these guys.

So I'm I'm finna figure out exactly which one you are.

So what?

I was tagged on a photo or something like that?

However, you want to call it.

I don't know much about the damn s.

All I'm letting you know is that I got a problem with you, Maurice, hitting my wife up trying to see about can she get out with you?

Can she do this?

Can't she do that?

Look, look, remember Darius, Darius.

You need to know that you're Dorsey, man.

It's I don't give a f what your name is, man.

First of all, I'm on a toilet, and you calling me early in the morning when I already got Look, I'm peaceful, man.

I I don't even cuss.

No more, man.

You done got me out of my out of my zone, man.

Look.

I don't know who your wife is.

I don't be on Facebook like that.

It stay up in the corner while I'm on the computer doing other shit.

No wife.

So it looks like I'm in there.

You understand me?

My wife is Denise.

You talking to Dorsey.

You understand me?

Now let me tell you something.

If I see your on the wall, if I see you I in in my wife, it's gonna be some Maurice.

How the f is that?

You don't even know where I live, dude.

Oh, I will find that.

If I found your number, don't think I won't find it.

Right.

You right, you right.

You do got my number.

How the hell did you get my number?

Don't worry about that.

You're gonna be saying that when I get on your front doorstep.

How the hell you find my address?

Yeah, you come to my door and see what's gonna happen, man.

And when I leave, you're gonna be saying, why the hell did you whoop my?

That's what you're gonna be doing.

I got you.

Come on.

Hello?

I'ma say this one more time and I'ma say it clear.

Maurice, if I see your name on my computer dealing with my wife Denise again, I'm coming to your house and I'm whooping your ass.

Okay, look, look, Darius.

I'm gonna listen.

Man, it's Dorsey, man.

Dorsey, I'm I apologize.

Dorsey, look, man, I feel for you.

You know, I I you know, it seems like your wife is on the computer a lot.

Hey, she she I aming people, whatever, but I'm the wrong cat to talk to, man.

You need to talk to your wife, man.

You know, y'all need to settle that, man.

Maybe y'all need to go to church, man, talk to the pastor or something, but I'm the wrong cat, man.

All right, I'm gonna tell you something, man.

You keep talking about you feel for me, you understand?

Let me tell you something.

I feel for you.

If I see your on my wife computer one more time, if I see a baby picture, a high school picture, a high school sweetheart picture, I don't give a if you play football or ran track.

If I see any picture, anything dealing with your name, Maurice, on my wife's computer, I'm kicking your

Wow.

Wow.

You know what, man?

I don't give a f who you is.

Darius, whoever the f I can't even remember what the name is, man.

Do not call my house no more.

I don't know who your wife is.

And you know what?

My address is

rail, man.

You come on down here, Decatur, Georgia.

You come.

All I'm saying to you is get your f off.

I gave you a chance to talk.

I told you where I live at.

Now you bring your f to my door and you see what happened.

I got one more thing I want to say to you.

No, no, you ain't got to say up to me, man.

Yes, I do.

Maurice, before I get in my car and head over there, I got one more thing I want to say.

Did you listen?

I'm hanging up.

Are you listening to me?

What the f you got to say?

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your boy Chris.

Hello?

Wait, you say, who who this is nephew Tommy, man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your boy Chris got me the prank phone call, you dog.

Wait till I call Chris, man.

Oh, I don't believe it, man.

For real, man.

Man, you're gonna make me close my Facebook account, man.

Wow.

Let me ask you, man.

What is?

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Steve Harvey Morning Show.