Wife in the Limo (Reprise)
6:27The limo driver prank repeats: Rob is told his wife is in the back of the limo with another man.
Transcript
161 lineswhat's happening this this Robert what's up boss hey hey how you doing hey hey listen man uh my name Phil dog I know you threw some other people your brother's right yeah that's my brother yeah what's happening listen man I'm calling you cause there's something going on dog first of all everything alright with my brother right you ain't this ain't no he ain't no trouble is it no no no no no no no straight man just
to you married to right yeah that's my wife boss okay well see man what I'm trying to look man um I mean spit it out what's happening boss listen what I'm trying to explain to you.
My n once again, my name for you.
Okay.
For a time I drive lemos.
And uh I'm actually driving right now.
Okay.
Okay, what's up?
Well, I have seen your wife.
You know, I knew you was a little brother.
You know, I was like, okay, this this right here ain't cool.
Hold on, buddy.
You see my wife.
What do you mean my wife?
How you know what you talking about?
Okay, well if okay, okay, Rob, let me ask you, is your wife there right now?
No, boss, my wife been gone, man.
She was out with her sister and her homegirl, man.
They've been gone.
What are you trying to get at, man?
What's the case?
Okay, bro, listen, okay, I got hey hey, I understand just listen to me, man.
Listen.
Hey man, I done been dogged out a many times by some ladies, you know what I'm saying?
I just hate to see brothers get done wrong.
I don't like it.
Where are you coming from, dog?
Listen, dog, you need to go ahead and spit out all this rambling and save man.
I drive I drive limousine.
And what I'm trying to say to you is What you trying to say, man?
Spit it off.
Your wife is in the back of the limousine I'm driving right now.
She in the back of what?
What the girls out and and like that what
no man if it was a bunch of girls out I wouldn't even be calling you bruv.
Your wife is in the back of this limousine with a man.
What the f man?
What the f many hey y'all step out hey y'all step out of the room for a minute man.
Step out of the room for a minute.
Step out of the room.
Just hold on hold on boss.
Step out of the room for a minute man.
Step out of the room.
Hello?
Uh
yeah yeah hey hey look man you need to come correct man because this ain't no matter right here dog.
You say that my wife you you got my my wife in the back of the limousine you driving
dog.
What she got on what color is that she got on a black dress with white lines in it.
That's a f
yeah
I'm trying hey hey hey hey bro I'm trying to make sure I got the right person.
Okay look on what she had on you know my My brother, you and got that accomplice, and you saying that you got my wife when what's in out the house with talking about this this little cute that this little I wasn't studying this little cute and you say he in the back of your car where you driving at dog?
Where you driving at, man?
That's all I need to know about.
You you need to have that whoever is who the call who the dog who the man Okay dawg, listen, man.
Well I'm trying to say this to you.
See, dog, I've been around, I've been on this road here myself, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Look, dog, just tell me this, man.
It's the broad that's sitting in the back.
Do she got the curls coming down on the side?
That's all I need to know.
Do she got the curls that's dangling on the side?
Yeah.
I ain't hear you, boss.
I hear you.
Speak up, man.
I said, yeah, man.
I can't talk loud, man.
They in the back.
I can't.
Hey, look, look, all this, man.
You calling me, dog, and this continuous sh you you won't call and you you try to make it straight, right?
So you bring it on over to where I'm at, boss.
Dog, I can't do that, man.
I can't bring them up.
You can't do that, dog.
You gonna ask crazy, mom?
You're gonna ask crazy.
See, I'm seeing the see what color you name me.
Look, boss.
You call me, put her on the phone.
That put her on the phone.
I can't get a phone to her, dog.
Get a phone, a bayonet.
You need to drive that where I'm at, boss.
Drive that where I'm at, boss, because this is gonna be here right now.
I just got it
up.
I say I'm gonna go with that to my whole, hold up.
Damn it, kiss that.
Man, I can't hear you, dog.
You you listen, listen, all this wisdom and you either need to stop this car and say you need to f or some stand outside the car and tell me where the other you at.
I can come meet you wherever the hell you at, dog, or you need to dust that around to tell her that you gotta take a detour some dog.
Cause this is illegal.
Okay, hey dog, you gotta calm down, man.
Oh, you don't even know me, man.
You ain't messing with the real shit dog.
So listen, boss, here's the thing, boss.
Look, I'm either gonna find out what little things are the other f You drive and I'ma find your f or you gonna have to come find me, dog.
You're gonna mess with the wrong one.
Put on the phone, boss.
Put on the phone.
Hey, hey, dog.
Hey, put on the phone, man.
Hey, look, look, look, look, look.
Hey, you're helping me out.
Appreciate the call, man.
Put up on the phone, man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Rob, Rob.
What's up, man?
Okay, listen.
Man, you think this again, man?
I'm finna come find.
Hey, dog.
Do you want I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the answer so
they're gonna go.
Hey, hey, listen.
So all I know is they they gonna stop at the hotel for a minute, man.
It's change club.
Hotel!
What the f dog?
This
is playing.
Hey, look.
Hey, where you at right now, dog?
You at?
I'm on my way.
I'm on my way.
What hotel, dog.
Oh, come on, man.
Don't don't act like that.
What she had what you like?
No, don't act like that, man.
Hey, look, you got one more time to be trying to tell me how to act.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna tell you, man, but listen to me.
I wanna tell you one more thing.
Man, what the f I ain't got time for no more one more thing.
The one more thing you need to be telling me is where you at, dog.
Where you at, man?
This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your wife.
Hell no.
Hey man, who man.
What the
dog.
Nephew Tommy.
This is nephew Tommy in the plant, baby.
Um
man, am I on the radio man?
Man.
You got me, man.
You got me, man.
Golly.
Hey, let me ask you something before we go.
Rob, what is man?
The baddest radio show.
Oh, man, the steel in the coming morning show with nephew Tommy's crazy.