Fake Paternity Suit

I talk to you may I speak to Terry?

My name is Darrell.

Damon is my brother.

I don't live in Dallas where y'all live at.

I'm um the one that live out of town.

We didn't have a family meeting and talked about it.

And uh I know Travis is your son.

He eight years old.

But the problem is the reason why I'm calling you uh Terry is cause we didn't find out that Travis ain't none of Damon's child.

Excuse me?

Travis ain't none of Damon child.

We you he've been paying you child support here for the last

on and you said your name was who?

I'm Darrell.

I'm Damon Brother.

And who gave you this information?

We we all have found the information out.

We actually gonna go down there to the courthouse and get all this stuff rectified, but we done found out that Travis ain't none of uh ain't none of Damon's child.

And he's been sitting up here sending you money, seven to eight hundred dollars a month, and this child ain't even here.

Now I hate for Travis to find this out and he gonna have to find it out.

Oh but wait, he ain't gonna find out.

But why are you calling me?

Look, the family that had a meeting, and I'm the one that they decided to make the phone call and tell you what's going on.

No, but you you you you you don't have a damn thing to do with this.

You you ain't nobody daddy over here, so I'm not sure what you're calling for or who died made you keen or wanted you to be ahead in charge to call, but that is not gonna work out.

Well let me w why why are you doing this to my brother?

That's what I'm saying.

For eight years the man been sending you 700 something dollars a month and and and this ain't even his child.

Well, you know, I I'm

why why am I even talking to you?

I'm not really sure.

Uh your brother need to call me if he has any problems or questions.

You have a good day.

You don't hang no damn phone up on me.

Damon told me your little ass was hard-headed anyway.

Now look.

You know what?

You you got the wrong one, baby.

Like you I'm trying to not lose all my religion today, but you got to make me lose it on your own.

You don't know who you f with over here.

So, like I said before, uh my son, your uh nephew that you try not to claim over there.

I don't know why you came from wherever the hell you said you came from to Dallas to try to claim.

I came from California down here to Dallas, and I'm just You need to take your black home back to California because down here if you don't know me like that.

No, I don't know you.

But I'm finna know you, and Trav is finna know that my brother ain't his daddy.

I don't know.

You know what?

You need to talk to your brother again.

That's what you need to do, and you don't need to be talking to me.

You finna send us all the money my brother done sent y'all.

Uh-uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

and when I do, look, but I sit when I send all that eight years worth of money back.

You you gonna send every dime back because it belonged to my brother.

That ain't my brother child.

Now we ain't got time to be going on no Mari Pope show or nothing to find out who the job.

You know what?

Like I said, you picked the wrong one.

Did do your best bet not to call me anymore.

You actually, it is a good thing that you called, because if you came knocking on my door, you'd have got your ass for today.

No, you go that's my second thing I'm finna do if we can't rectify it over the phone.

I don't have a problem coming over there, knocking down some doors and getting some questions answered.

Because damn it, this ain't Damon's baby.

Obviously, you must wish it was yours since you're taking so much interest.

No, it ain't mine.

But but and it ain't Damon's either.

And we got seven months.

This was taken over here, and Damon will be continue to pay what he owes.

Damon don't owe me.

That's what's fine with you, brothers.

No, you don't want to pay.

I'm sorry.

He's gonna continue to pay, and you can call whoever you want to call him, do whatever you want to do.

So go back and tell your mama and everybody else who's waiting for this meeting to let them know.

It ain't happening.

Look, my mama ain't got nothing to do with it.

Mama business.

If that's your mama, if that's your mama and all y'all got together, she the same way.

That's I see where you get it from.

You ain't just like her.

Take the ball in.

That ain't my mama said it from the get-go that it wasn't her, that it it wasn't Damon Child.

No, that means your mama's a two-faced lock, because you're ain't what your mama said.

You ain't finna sit here and bring my mama up in this.

Well, if you know so much, then you better come knock on my belly.

Come lock on my door if you want to.

We done done the math.

$750 times 12, then times eight.

72,000.

That's how much money my brother didn't send you, and that's how much we won't back.

And I need you to get to working on this money.

Nah.

Okay.

Why don't you come over here and get it?

Don't get your f whooped today, Terry.

Come on over here.

You don't see them get that whooped.

You in Dallas.

When is the I don't care nothing about it?

But I'm in no Dallas.

This ain't California.

So what?

I don't even know what the air is.

I don't even know why I'm wasting my time talking to you.

Like I said, you your brother is weak.

If he got to have you guy at a meeting and you got to be the one to come, I I'm not really understanding.

Look, I got one more thing I need to say to you.

Is you listened to me.

You know, you getting on my damn nerves.

That's what you're doing.

You you you respect me.

Oh, you listen to me.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harden morning show.

You just got pranked.

Oh my.

You just got pranked by your sister Tanya, baby.

You know why?

She said, talk to her about her baby daddy and that baby.

Yeah, I don't say what the shield is.

Oh my God.

I'm so embarrassed.

All right, let me ask you this.

What is the bad?

Hello?