Glenda's ex is coming to the party

Hello.

Yeah, man, we can use some ice over here, though.

Who is this?

Hey, this is Lawrence, man.

I was trying to see if y'all need some hype.

What kind of beer should I bring, man?

Y'all want some beer?

Man, everybody over here pretty much do Budweiser, man.

Who'd you say this was again?

This is Lawrence.

This is Lawrence, man.

I ran into your wife at the supermarket, and she was telling me y'all was, you know,

getting together, and she told me to, you know, come on through if I had some time.

So I didn't want to just come through there without nothing.

You know what I'm saying?

I want to, you know, come through empty-handed looking disrespectful, man.

Yeah, yeah, I feel it, man.

We pretty much over here just kicking and watching the game, man.

You can, you know, some beer, some ice.

That'll be good, bro.

Okay, okay, okay, cool, man.

Well, listen, I mean, people are going to have to make sure I bring enough stuff.

Yeah, but who would you say this was again, though?

My name is Lawrence, man.

My name is Lawrence.

I went to school with Glenda.

Oh, okay, you went to school with Glenda.

Okay.

Lawrence, huh?

Yeah, yeah, we went to school together.

So, you know, I ain't seen her, like, man, I swear, it's been like 15, 20 years.

You know what I mean?

You know, I just got back to town, you know, two weeks ago and, you know, run into a classmate.

I was like, wow.

But, you know, she invited me out, man.

I ain't been nowhere since I got here.

So, you know, it's cool just to get out a little bit.

So, you know, you say Budweiser and I'll bring some ice, man.

So, yeah, we good.

We good.

I'm just going to bring a couple cases.

That's cool.

Yeah, man, that's cool.

But you say, Glenda, y'all went to high school or college?

And where'd you meet her at?

No, no, no.

Me and Glenda went to high school together, dog.

Oh, y'all went to high school together?

Back in the day, you know what I'm saying?

Okay, you say, what'd you say?

You said your name, Lawrence.

Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence.

Yeah, we went to high school together, man.

That was, you know, man, Glenda still look good, dog.

How long y'all been married?

Yeah, we've been married for about 16 years, man.

Wow, wow, wow.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

You did good, man.

I hate I messed it up, you know what I mean?

But, you know, it's neither here nor there, man.

But it's just ironic that I ran into her, man.

So I just appreciated the invite.

Your girl looking good, man.

I ain't seen her in a long time.

You know what I'm saying?

Yo, man, let's back up a minute, man.

What you mean you hate you messed that up?

What you mean by that?

Well, no, that's...

No, okay, okay, my bad, dog.

I'm thinking you familiar with my name.

Now, see, Glenda was my high school sweetheart.

You know, we dated from 9th grade to the 12th grade, man.

We went to prom together.

All right, man.

I see.

You know what, man?

Let me see.

I don't know, I don't know what Glenda, what she meant by telling you you could come through the crib, bro, but you can't come through my house, dog.

I mean, I didn't have mine back in the day, and she might have had hers, bro, but you can't come over my house, dude.

Okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, man.

Now, Glenda done invited me, and I'm coming.

I don't know what the hostility is, but, man, I'm coming to the house.

You ain't coming to my house, dog.

I'd have ran into Glenda in the store.

Glenda says, you know, it was good to see me, you know, come through tonight.

I said, cool.

You know, and she gave me the number asking you what else I should, you know, what else I should get.

You know, so I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you want some ice and some beer?

I'm going to roll through.

Man, it's just a party, dog.

You insecure?

What's up?

No, I ain't no f***ing insecure.

Listen to me, dog.

I'm going to go and get Glenda.

All right?

And this, because this s*** right here don't make sense to me, dog.

Invited you to the house and I'm telling you right now. You ain't coming to my house, bro

If you come to my house, you're gonna get up. Hello. So what you what you threatening me now, though

Who is you don't I'm

That's who I am

No, I would never do first. I'm up first. I'm the one she really remember

Do you mean you don't want you really remember? I'm off first dog. She met I look man

I asked like I said you bring your pump over to my house and it's gonna be about

All right, all my boys over here. We're kicking it. All right, you bring over here. You won't leave. I promise you that

I tell you what man

I'll be over there because glinda the one invited me and i'm showing up and if you start tripping with me

Guess what dog? It's on and popping one thing. I ain't forgot is my first love and my first love that invited me to the house

Man, I can't I can't even deal with this right here, bro

I'm gonna tell you know, you you obviously you don't spoke to glinda, you know where I live

When you show up

Like I said

You show up

And your a** ain't going home

I promise you that, bruh

It's whatever then, man

It's whatever

It's whatever

Hey, bruh

Look, man

Me and my boys over here

We just waiting on you

We just waiting on you

All you gotta do is

Make the move, bruh

All you gotta do is make the move

I'll tell you what, man

I'm just

Let me call Glenda

See, I need to call Glenda

Cause see

See, Glenda

Let me get Glenda

Who the f**k are you, dog?

Who the f**k are you?

I'ma tell you one more time

I am Glenda's first

I don't give a f**k

And it sound like

Might be her last

Her everything

This **** must be out his **** mind, CeeLo

Listen, I got this **** on the phone, bro

Listen

Yo

Yo, dog

Hey, let me ask you this here, man

You don't even know where Glenda's spot at, do you?

Do you?

What the ****?

I know where her spot at

What the ****?

Who the **** are you, dog?

What the **** do you think this is, bro?

Hey, man, I

Man, you bring your **** over here

I want you to show up at my ****

You call me with this stupid ****, bro

You talking about my girl?

My girl's spot

You come

Cribs right now, bruh. Get your

in your whip right now. You drive

down to my and I'm going to f*** you up,

bruh. You ain't finna do nothing to me.

What? I said you ain't going to do

nothing to me. I ain't going to do

nothing to you, huh? I ain't going to do nothing to you. I promise. You bring

your s*** over here, bruh. I'm telling you, you're not going home, dawg.

You're not going home. Whatever. I got

one more thing I want to say to you. Is you listening?

You talking s*** about my girl? What the f***?

I got one more thing I want to

say to you, though. Is you listening to me?

I'm not listening to you. Hey, man,

is you listening? Is you listening?

Because evidently you ain't.

Are you listening to me?

What do you want to say?

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your wife, Glenda.

Damn.

You see?

Y'all playing, man.

Y'all playing, dog.

I'm going to kill y'all, man.

This is a joke, bruh. I'm telling you, because one of us was leaving at night, bruh.

I got to ask you, bro. I got to ask you one more thing, though.

What is, what is the baddest, I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey Morning Show, baby.