Can I take Sylvia to the reunion

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach Sylvia, please.

She's not available. This is her husband, Andre. I can help you.

Andre, how you doing, man? My name is Ken.

25 year class reunion this year

Okay

For 1985

Will she be home soon?

I don't know man

She's actually out shopping right now

Okay okay cool

Well listen

Has she heard about

Does she know about the reunion

Or do you know anything about that?

Not to my knowledge

It's the first I ever heard about a reunion

Okay

Well there is a reunion man

She's actually I think signed up for it

I'm not sure

That's why I asked you

But I think I saw her name

That she was signed up to come

Okay

Let me ask you this

When exactly did you graduate?

I graduated in 82.

Okay, in 82.

Okay, you're a little bit before us then.

All right.

Well, listen, let me go ahead and say this, Andre.

Actually, in high school, man, Sylvia was my, you know, my high school sweetheart.

And, you know, we dated from ninth grade to freshman year in college.

And I wanted to see if, you know, if it was cool with you, you know,

if you didn't mind me escorting her to the 25-year class reunion.

Doing what?

Let me say that again.

Like I said, man, my name is Ken.

Uh-huh.

I got that part.

I'm trying to make sure I heard right what you said.

Yeah, I said that Sylvia and I were high school sweethearts, man.

I was, you know, from ninth grade all the way to freshman year in college.

We dated each other.

Okay, yeah, yeah, I got that.

But what did you ask me?

I asked you if it was all right, if you didn't mind,

if I escorted her to the 25-year class reunion.

No, I mean, no, I'm not related to her.

I just told you I was her high school sweetheart.

No, man, I'm saying nobody's going to be asking for my wife nowhere.

I put the ring on her finger.

You said you was her high school sweetheart?

Yeah, I mean, we was together from, you know, ninth grade all the way to freshman year in college, you know.

That was in the past, brother.

I'm sorry to let you know that, but that was in the past.

I'm the present, so I don't even think she's going to be interested in trying to go nowhere with you anyway.

Hey, man, what I'm trying to explain to you, this is something innocent, though, man.

You know, I thought she might get a kick out of us going together, you know.

I don't know what's wrong with you.

I done told you if it's not going to one ear, put the phone on the other one.

She ain't going nowhere with you.

Do I need to break it down anymore?

Hey, man, you ain't got to talk to me and disrespect me like this, man.

Now, all I try to do is come on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

You talking about I'm disrespecting you?

You going to call my mother and tell me I'm disrespecting you?

You asking me can you take my wife to the damn class reunion and expect me to be okay with that?

Can you take their wife to a class reunion?

Hey, man, that was my high school sweetheart, all right?

We had something.

I was up first, okay?

I was up first, dog.

If you was the first, then I'm the last, and I'm the only one, so we're going to leave it at that.

How about that, partner?

It's whatever, man.

You know what, man?

I tried to call you and talk to you like a man, but you know what I should have did?

Call me and talk to me like a man.

You're doing a little **** up, man.

I should have called Sylvia in the first.

I should have never called.

Matter of fact, you know what?

I apologize for calling.

just call Sylvia and see if she don't mind with me.

You go right on ahead and do that.

You go right on ahead and call her.

Well, that's what I'm going to do.

Because Sylvia can make a decision on what Sylvia want to do.

I can tell you one thing.

Sylvia do what Sylvia want to do, but Sylvia ain't interested in you.

Man, this is not about being interested in me, man.

This is innocent.

This is just me and her going to the damn class reunion together, man.

It ain't like we finna go do something together, man, on a physical level.

We just going to have fun.

I'm trying to keep my cool.

I'm trying to tell you that I already told you no.

Okay?

If you can't get no, then I don't know what you can't get.

But you ain't getting Sylvia, I tell you that much.

She's not going to no reunion.

You know what, man?

I'm through talking to you.

I'm just going to call Sylvia because that's what I should have done in the first place.

I told you, brother, you ain't going to call nobody.

You better not dial my wife's number.

Man, I'm telling you this right now.

I'll be at that class where you and I have been looking for your king, whatever your name is.

I'm going to find out who you are.

I ain't playin' no like as I done told you.

You a disrespectful in the first place.

I done told your don't call my wife.

She ain't goin' to no reunion,

so you best not call her phone.

I've been married to her for 12 years.

Ain't no she don't wanna go.

I've been walkin' up in this and up my situation.

Now, I done told you I will come to this class reunion

and I will your up, man,

cause you look like you're playin' with me

and actin' stupid or somethin'.

You ain't takin' my wife to no class reunion.

You understand what I'm sayin'?

How you know that?

You ain't going nowhere with you.

I done told you, man.

Don't get me acting crazy up in here.

I done told you.

Now, I said first I won't come to the class reunion,

but I will come to that...

just to make sure I knock their... lifestyle.

Don't be acting stupid like I can't find...

They got all kind of...

They ain't found no...

but I'll find no...

This is innocent, man.

Me and her going to the reunion is innocent,

and she ought to be able to decide

if she want to go with me or not.

I ain't nothing innocent about you.

You're a... sound trife anyway.

Calling somebody...

talking about a class reunion

I ain't even much heard about.

I tell you what, you know what?

I'm finna get out a phone call with Sylvie, okay?

Respect the **** ring.

You understand what I'm saying to you?

I didn't pose to **** you, man,

but I don't understand what you can't understand about that.

Respect the **** ring.

Hey, man, I got one more thing I need to say to you, man.

You ain't got **** to say to me, man.

You ain't got a **** thing to say to me

except to hear this **** click in your ear right now.

No, I got one more damn thing to say to you,

and then I'm gonna get out the phone.

I'm gonna be through with it, man.

What the **** you got to say to me?

Say what?

What the **** you got to say to me

before I hang up this **** phone?

I'll say to you, this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your wife, Sylvia, got me to prank phone call you.

Bull s***.

Are you for real?

I'm serious, man. I'm serious.

Oh, man, I'm over here sweating and everything, man. Just mad.

No, this is a joke, dog. You all right?

I'm going to be all right in about an hour or two.

that's that's okay that's cool all right all right y'all got me y'all got me well I guess

this is a good time to tell you the class reunion is coming up and I guess ain't no class reunion

huh no there is a class reunion you need to get ready because you're going yeah I'll be making

sure if there is one I'll definitely be there oh man be there Andre I got one more thing I

gotta ask you man what is the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land

Oh, the baddest station in the land, that's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.