I Paid for Your College

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh uh Davion.

This is Davion.

Um, who's calling?

How you doing, man?

This is Mr.

Reggie.

Mr.

Reggie?

Have you heard of me before?

No, you don't crack the ring the bell or not.

I'm a friend of your of your mother's.

I'm a friend of Yolanda's.

You're a friend of my mother's.

Yeah, yeah, Mr.

Reggie.

She's never she's never mentioned me before.

No, is she okay?

Everything cool?

Oh, no, no, no.

Your mom is good.

Let me let me tell you what's happening.

So you, you're getting ready to graduate.

You finna get your master's, right?

Yeah, I'm giving my MBA.

Okay, first of all, let me just say congratulations to you.

I'm proud of you.

Uh your mom been telling me about the whole journey, you know, from from undergrad to to getting your uh, you know, you getting your master's in business.

So I I just want to commend you and say congratulations.

All right, thank you, brother.

I appreciate that.

But your mom ain't never she ain't never mentioned Mr.

Reggie to you, huh?

No, sorry, bro.

Okay.

I got a little of a situation that we got here, man.

I, you know, I've been seeing your mom for probably, you know, five, six years now.

And really?

I just that's yeah, yeah.

So it kind of puzzles me that that she never brought up Mr.

Reggie to you.

No, no.

She never brought up the name Mr.

Reggie, you know.

I didn't even know she was dating, to be honest with you.

Okay, so when you started undergrad, I'm the person that, you know, stepped up and gave your mom some money so she could put you through school.

You know, I I knew.

Who she needed some money to get you through school and started out, you know, like I guess around your freshman year.

So I I stepped up and, you know, helped your mom out.

Man, this is bugged out, bro.

Because hold on.

You telling me you gave my mother the money, because she told me she got a couple extra jobs on the side to get the money to pay for school.

I'm I'm the person that stepped up and through your undergrad, I'm the one gave your mom the money's for you can go to school.

And I knew when you graduated from undergrad, and then she came back, told me you getting ready to do grad school, and I stepped up some more.

Here's what I'm getting at, man.

I'm not even calling you.

Mr.

Reggie, Mr.

Reggie ain't calling you.

Like, what?

You want me to give you some money when I get a job?

No, no, no, young brother, no.

Nothing like that.

So here's the deal, man.

I didn't give your mom all this money for six years now.

Here it is now you finna graduate, and now that you finna graduate, she called herself wanting to break up with me.

So bruh, I mean, I don't know nothing about that.

That's between y'all, bro.

I mean, what you want me to do?

I never even heard your name before.

So I mean And I understand that.

But what I'm saying, what I'm getting at is this right here.

I would like for you to at least call your mama and say something to her on my behalf.

Because, you know, come on, man, I didn't put six years in, put you all the way through school, and now you're not gonna be able to do it.

Hey, what you want me to say on your behalf?

I I really don't I mean, I don't know you.

I mean, I like what do you want me to say on your behalf?

But you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you, Debion.

Mr.

Reggie didn't stuck his neck out for you for the last six years.

You see what I'm saying?

Listen, man, I don't even know you.

You calling me out the blue, talking about you gave my mama some money and been went up for five years.

I don't know you.

I never heard your name, never heard of Mr.

Reggie.

I you just called me out the blue.

This is some trippy s right now, man.

Okay, okay, and I understand, I understand that, but I'm gonna look at talker and sh you call your your ex-girl son.

Like, come on, man.

This is some stuff.

See, hold on, hold on.

This ain't no ex-girl.

We I w we've been cruelty.

You just said y'all broke up.

That's that mean y'all up to up to last week.

Up till last week.

I done paid for you to go to school six years.

Now here it is.

She wanna break up with me.

I don't know nothing about that, man.

Like I don't know why y'all broke up.

I don't know nothing about that.

Maybe and then you call me out the blue and I don't even know you.

She never mentioned you.

Well at least you can least you can do is call on my behalf and say, hey, what's going on with you?

I'm the person I'm the person that put your little ass through school.

Share the chicks that went to the school had my mama's name on him, not no damn Mr.

Reggie.

So hey, bro, I'm sorry.

It is what it is.

No, it ain't no eas what it is.

I done put your little ass through school.

Now your mama wanna run out on me.

Now don't want to date me no more.

That's some bullshit right there, man.

And you need to have a little respect for somebody that took care of your little ass.

I don't even know you.

What are you talking about?

Took care of me.

I don't even know your guy.

Who are you?

Mr.

Reggie?

What kind of name is that?

You usually go by m your last name, Reggie.

People go by My first name, my first name is my first name is Reginald.

People call me Mr.

Reggie.

And you gonna do the same.

I just call you Reg, man.

Come on, Reggie.

I'm I'm good.

Like I don't know what I'm saying.

Okay, let me let me let me say this here.

All I'm asking for, but you need to call her and take care of this yourself.

Leave me out this.

Sorry, brother.

No, no, no, look here.

You owe me a little respect and you owe me at least, you know, whatever I'm asking you to do.

I don't know.

I ain't asking for no money.

I don't know who the f you are.

You talking about I owe you some respect.

Are you crazy?

I'm not the f you get my number anyway.

You want to see my mama home?

I've been had your number.

I've been had your number.

And it's the person.

Well, I didn't spit I didn't spend thousands of thousands of dollars on your little ass.

I've been had your money.

What I need to come to that for?

I did my job.

I took care of your little ass.

Man, you ain't take care of your sh man.

Okay, you know what?

I'm gonna go by your mama's house.

I'm gonna go by there.

And you know what?

I'm gonna deal with her ass today, my damn self.

Look, I'm trying to be as respectful as I can, but if I hear about you going by my mother's house, I'ma whoop your ass.

I'ma whip your mother ass.

You gonna get your ass whooped by somebody with an MBA.

Must be ass.

I'm gonna f you up if I hear you went by my mother's house.

I don't know.

Mr.

Red.

No, I ain't listening to you.

I don't know nothing about you.

Once I get off this phone, I'm gonna call and ask about some Mr.

Reggie.

But if I let you went by there, I'm gonna f you up.

I'm going by your mama house because you ain't gonna just break up me after six years.

I gotta put the little boy through school.

Well, that's what the f you get for being a sucker.

It sounds like you a victim or a mama

or something.

You ain't sitting here calling me no sucker.

You sound like a sucker.

God d let me hear you in by there.

It's gonna be a mother problem.

There's gonna be some smoke in the city.

What about uh what about Jarvis?

Jarvis?

What the f Jarvis got to do with this?

Jarvis gonna f you up too, you go by there.

He grew up with my mother.

How do you know Jarvis anyway?

Because Jarvis called me.

He told me to call you.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning show.

You just got pranked by your boy Jarvis.

What?

Wait, hold on.

Hold the president.

Wait, hold on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Jarvis told you to call to say you can do f my mother and pay on my way from college.

I'm about to f Jarvis off for this.

This is Tommy, baby.

Steve Harvey Martin show.

Your boy Jarvis got me to prank you, man.

He said, man, my boyfriend to graduate, he's getting his MBA.

He said, You gotta do it, Mr.

Tommy.

I said, all right, all right, tell me all about him.

So I came up with this little story.

He said, Oh my God.

He said, Man, his mama is his heart, man.

That's his heart.

I said, all right, cool.

That's what we're going with.

Man got baby.

My grandmother always said, don't be friends with a n.

Hey man, you gotta give it to me, baby.

Give it to me right.

Twenty twenty.

Mr.

MBA, you finna get your your paper in the next week or so.

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