Fake Benefactor Prank

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh uh Davion.

This is Davion.

Um, who's calling?

How you doing, man?

This is Mr.

Reggie.

Mr.

Reggie?

Have you heard of me before?

No, you don't crack the ring the bell or not.

I'm a friend of your of your mother's.

I'm a friend of Yolanda's.

You're a friend of my mother's.

Yeah, yeah, Mr.

Reggie.

She's never she's never mentioned me before.

No, is she okay?

Everything cool?

Oh no, no, no.

Your mom is good.

Let me let me tell you what's happening.

So you you're getting ready to graduate.

You finna get your master's, right?

Yeah, I'm giving my MBA.

Okay, first of all, let me just say congratulations to you.

I'm proud of you.

Uh your mom been telling me about the whole journey, you know, from from undergrad to to getting your uh, you know, you getting your master's in business.

So I I just want to commend you and say congratulations.

All right, thank you, brother.

I appreciate that.

But your mom ain't never she ain't never mentioned Mr.

Reggie to you, huh?

No, sorry, bro.

Okay.

I got a little of a situation that we got here, man.

I you know, I've been seeing your mom for probably, you know, five, six years now.

And I just that yeah, yeah.

So it kind of puzzles me that that she never brought up Mr.

Reggie to you.

No, no.

She never brought up the name Mr.

Reggie, you know.

I didn't even know she was dating, to be honest with you.

Okay, so when you started undergrad, I'm the person that, you know, stepped up and gave your mom some money so she could put you through school.

You know, I I knew you needed some money to get you through school and start out, you know, like I guess around your freshman year, so I I stepped up and, you know, helped your mom out.

Man, this is bugged out, bro, because hold on.

You telling me you gave my mother the money because she told me she got a couple extra jobs on the side to get the money to pay for school.

Um I'm the person that stepped up and through your undergrad.

I'm the one gave your mom the money's for you can go to school.

And I knew when you graduated from undergrad and then she came back, told me you getting ready to do grad school, and I stepped up some more.

Here's what I'm getting at, man.

I'm not even calling you.

Mr.

Reggie, Mr.

Reggie ain't calling you.

Like, what you want me to give you some money when I get a job?

No, no, no, no, no, young brother.

Nothing like that.

So here's the deal, man.

I didn't give your mom all this money for six years now.

Here it is now.

You finna graduate, and now that you finna graduate, she called herself wanting to break up with me.

So bruh, I mean, I don't know nothing about that.

That's between y'all, bro.

I mean, what do you want me to do?

I never even heard your name before, so I mean And I understand that.

But what I'm saying, what I'm getting at is this right here.

I would like for you to at least call your mama and say something to her on my behalf, because you know, come on, man, I didn't put six years in, put you all the way through school, and now hey, what you want me to say on your behalf?

I I really don't I mean, I don't know you.

I mean, I like what do you want me to say on your behalf?

But you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you, Debbie.

Mr.

Reggie didn't stuck his neck out for you for the last six years.

You see what I'm saying?

Listen, man, I don't even know you.

You calling me out the blue, talking about you gave my mama some money and been with her for five years.

I don't know you.

I never heard your name, never heard of Mr.

Reggie.

I you just called me out the blue.

This is some trippy s right now, man.

Okay, okay.

And I understand I understand that, but I'm not

talking.

You call your your ex-girl son.

Like, come on, man.

This is a good one.

See, hold on, hold on.

This ain't no ex-girl.

We I we've been cool.

You just said y'all broke up.

That's that mean y'all.

Uh up to up to last week.

Up to last week, I done paid for you to go to school six years.

Now here it is.

She wanna break up with me.

I don't know nothing about that, man.

Like, I don't know why y'all broke up.

I don't know nothing about that.

Maybe the nigga you called me out the Blue and I don't even know you.

She never mentioned you.

Well, at least you can least you can do is call on my behalf and say, hey, what's going on with you?

I'm the person.

I'm the person that put your little ass through school.

Hey, the text that went to the school had my mama's name on them.

Not no damn Mr.

Reggie.

So, hey, bro, I'm sorry.

It is what it is.

No, it ain't no eas what it is.

I done put your little ass through school.

Now your mama wanna run out on me.

Don't want to date me no more.

That's some bullshit right there, man.

And you need to have a little respect for somebody that took care of your little ass.

I don't even know you.

What are you talking about?

Took care of me.

I don't even know your guy.

Who are you?

Mr.

Reggie, what kind of name is that?

You usually go by your last name, Reggie.

People go by Reggie.

My first name, my first name is my first name is Reginald.

People call me Mr.

Reggie.

And you gonna do the same.

I just call you Reg, man.

Come on, Reg.

I'm I'm good.

Like I don't know what you're doing.

Okay, let me let me say this here.

All I'm asking for.

But you need to call her and take care of this yourself.

Leave me out this.

Sorry, brother.

No, no, no, look here.

You owe me a little respect and you owe me at least, you know, whatever I'm asking you to do.

I don't ask you for no money.

I don't know who the f you are.

You talking about I owe you some respect.

Are you crazy?

Okay, you get my number anyway.

You went through my mama's home?

I Ben had your number.

I Ben had your number.

And it's the first thing.

How come you ain't come to the undergrad graduation?

What I need to come to that for?

I did my job.

I took care of your little ass.

Man, you ain't take care of your sh, man.

You need to get the f on off my phone, bro.

Okay, you know what?

I'm gonna go by your mama's house.

I'm gonna go by there.

And you know what?

I'm gonna deal with her ass today, my damn self.

Look, I'm trying to be as respectful as I can, but if I hear about you going by my mother's house, I'ma whoop your ass.

I'm gonna whoop your mother ass.

You gonna get your ass whooped by somebody with an MBA.

Must be ass.

I'm gonna f you up if I hear you went by my mother's house.

I don't know.

Mr.

Red.

No, I ain't listening to you.

I don't know nothing about you.

Once I get off this phone, I'm gonna call and ask about some Mr.

Reggie.

But if I get you went by there, I'm gonna f you up.

I'm going by your mama house because you ain't gonna just break up me after six years out and put the little boy through school.

Well, that's what the f you get for being a sucker.

It sounds like you

a victim or a mama

You ain't sitting here calling me no sucker.

You sound like a sucker.

That d let me hear you went by there.

It's gonna be a mother problem.

There's gonna be some smoke in the city.

What about uh what about Jarvis?

Jarvis?

What the f Jarvis got to do with this?

Jarvis will f you up too, you go by there.

He grew up with my mother.

How you know Jarvis anyway?

Because Jarvis called me.

He told me to call you.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your boy Jarvis.

What?

Wait, hold on.

Hold the present.

Wait, hold on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Jarvis told you to call to say you can do f my mother and pay on my way from college.

I'm about to f Jarvis up for this one.

This is Tommy Baby.

Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your boy Jarvis got me to prank you, man.

He said, Man, my boyfriend graduated, he getting his MBA.

He said, You gotta do it, Mr.

Tommy.

I said, All right, all right, tell me all about him.

So I came up with this little story.

He said, Oh my God.

He said, Man, his mama is his heart, man.

That's his heart.

I said, All right, cool.

That's what we going with.

Damn God, baby.

No.

My grandmother always said, Don't be friends with a name, Jarvis.

Hey man, you gotta give it to me, baby.

Give it to me right.

Twenty twenty.

Mr.

MBA, you finna get your your paper in the next week or so.

What is the baddest?

And I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey in the morning show.