Keith Sweat missed the signing

Right now, the nephew is in the building with today's prank phone call.

What you got for us, Nev?

Classics here

Then the name and the name of the prank is Q sweat. That's what it's got. Let's go keep sweat cat dog

Let's sweat it up. Let's go

Hello, I'm trying to reach Manny's is Manny. No, I'm the same Manny man. This sweat. Who's this man? Hey, that's right

Hey, man. Wow, this what okay? Hey

Mr. Keith, we got we got people down here. You're supposed to be here at that record store, man

Right here Harlem and we got people wrapped around the building

man but there's been over hours people been standing here waiting on y'all yo man I don't

know nothing about no record store and uh and number two I don't know nothing about doing no

signing man who set this up man I don't know I mean the name I was given was Manny who was who

was Manny Manny my road manager but he don't set things up man he's a road manager he's not my

manager he just handed my stuff on the road but I was never told I was supposed to be nowhere to do

I booked what I'm supposed to do, so I don't know nothing about this, my brother.

Okay, well, you know, we got to get this taken care of.

We got people wrapped around the building.

We got a table here laid out.

We got pens and everything for you to sign these CDs, man.

We got over 100 people outside the store.

My brother, nobody told me about no signings or no nothing, man.

I mean, I don't know nothing about no signing, for real.

Okay, well, are you hearing what I'm saying to you, man?

Now what I'm supposed to tell these people I don't know what you supposed to tell them man

I mean, you know, and it's kind of like you're raising your voice do it. I don't I don't I first of all

I don't know even know who you are calling me like this. I told you man. I just said nothing up man

And you know, I mean, I don't even know who gave you my number, you know, I'm saying so

I mean, I don't handle all this information was on the fax machine. I got this as a contact number

Manny is the person I'm supposed to be talking to and mr. Sweat was supposed to arrive here at 12 noon

120 man and you ain't here and we got people wrapped around the building we've been advertising

this for the last two weeks I mean the album dropped today I don't think you I mean no

disrespect to you but I don't think you hear me man I I don't know nothing about a signing if I

knew about a signing or I knew I had a sign and said that I wouldn't have people sitting around

or standing around like that that's not what I do but no one informed me that nothing like this was

People are here waiting. What are you gonna do? What I'm supposed to tell them man

There's no way in the world. I can get down there and do a sign and at this time late time right now, man

I mean, you don't need to get so bad

Try to get yourself down

I mean, you know, what did you just say? Yeah, I think you just called me. I'm a name or something man

What did you just say to me man? No, no, no

I'm saying I'm saying you need to try and come on down and sign

I'm feeling you and I understand now I understand what you're saying to me but there's no way I can get down there man we you just gonna have to reschedule it so we gonna have to reschedule this I apologize for the you know misunderstanding but bottom line is I knew nothing about it

People all wrapped all around the building. He don't care. Yo, yo, dude. I didn't say I didn't care

I said there's nothing I could do. I didn't say that man. Don't put words in my mouth, my brother

What do you want me to do? All you gotta do is reschedule it for another time, man. That's what you do

Hold on, man. I'm talking to my boss. I'm trying to figure out how to get we got people finna get mad man

Cause you're not here. Okay. Now, whoever Manny, Manny needs his a** whooped, man. He done

I don't know nothing about that, man. I ain't got nothing to do with that, man

about that. You know, I'll call Manny

and I'll ask him who said it, because

I don't do things unless I know where it's coming

from. There ain't no way you can get your

you can get yourself down here.

First of all, man, you don't talk to me like

I'm your child, man. You keep saying

there's no way I can get my, you know,

back up on what you're saying.

Hey, man, we're having a problem. This is supposed to be

one of the biggest days of our record store. We got

your CD on every shelf, and you

just so calmed and collected

like it's not a problem with you. No, no, what I'm supposed

to do, man, when I didn't know nothing about it, I understand

The problem is the problem because it made me look like I'm a no-show, but dude, I'm telling you again

I knew nothing about this man

Take all his damn CDs off the shelf

Yo, yo, I don't know what you talking about man you losing your darn mind right now, man

I'm not trying to disrespect you dude, but you really losing your mind right now. You doing something you ain't got no business

Don't now I still reschedule the situation man, you know tomorrow the day

Wait, wait, wait.

Sound like you raising your voice at me.

I ain't raising my voice, man, because now you disrespect me.

You don't call my phone going off like I'm somebody's child, like I'm your child, dude.

You don't talk to me like that, man.

Come on.

So you can't stop what you're doing and bring your butt down here to the record store

so we think people won't be different?

No, I can't stop what I'm doing.

No, no, no, no.

I can't stop what I'm doing, man.

So what you're doing right now that's so important, you can't come?

Man, it ain't none of your business what I'm doing right now, dude.

I'm saying I knew nothing about this, man.

And forth with you like like like I gotta explain to you why I gotta start what I'm doing to come down there

I knew nothing about it. It's not my fault, dude

You need to take this up with somebody who scheduled this because I didn't schedule it

There's a right and a wrong way to look right in the wrong way to do somebody. Mr. Sweat. Oh, man. Come on

Now you be signing up my songs man. Come on, man

Everybody in the line, mr. Sweat don't want to come

I don't want to stand up and be the celebrity that you're supposed to be.

Man, okay, you know what, man?

You do what you got to do, man.

At this point, you do what you got to do, man.

Yo, who am I talking to anyway?

That's Raheem, man.

Raheem?

Raheem.

I work here at the store.

Okay, well, I'll see you, Raheem.

You go ahead and do what you get ready to do, and I'll come and see you, dude.

What you mean you're going to see me?

What that mean?

I'll see you.

I'll see you.

Yeah, I'll see you.

That's what it mean, I'll see you.

Okay, because the bottom line is, man, Tommy said you was going to come.

He the one said you was going to

Tommy who now you Raheem Tommy who the who the hell is the Tommy Tommy man nephew Tommy

from the Steve Harvey morning show swear I got you boy man you know what

man y'all tripping boy for real hey you you you don't even understand what you give me makes me

Better do than call me and mess with me, man

I knew the album was dropping, man

I said, I'm getting in the day

You good?

Yeah, I'm good, man

I'm good, man

Boy, you crazy, boy

Man, let me get off this phone, man

Y'all do what you want

Boy, you don't even understand

I swear, man, I had to get you, dog

Look here, you know, I know you got your show

But you got to tell me what is the baddest radio show in the morning

The Steve Harvey Morning Show, man

Get off my phone next time