Missed CeeLo Signing

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A fake record-store employee accuses CeeLo Green of missing a packed CD signing and threatens to remove his album from the shelves. CeeLo insists nobody informed him, curses the caller, and is pranked by Tommy and the store crew.

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Speaker 1

Hello.

Speaker 1

I'm trying to reach Manny.

Speaker 1

Is this Manny?

Speaker 1

Nah, this ain't Manny, man.

Speaker 1

This is sweat.

Speaker 1

Who's this man?

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Hey, this Raheem, man.

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Uh wow, this what okay.

Speaker 1

Hey, uh Mr.

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Keith, you uh we we got we got people down here.

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You're supposed to be here at that d record store, man, right here in Harlem and and we got people wrapped around the building.

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You're supposed to be here signing these CDs, man, but it's been over an hour, these people have been standing here waiting on y'all.

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Yo, man, I don't know nothing about no d record store and uh and number two, I don't know nothing about doing no signing, man.

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Who set this up, man?

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I I don't know.

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I I mean uh the name I was given was Manny.

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Who was who was Manny?

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Manny's my road manager, but he don't set things up, man.

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He's a road manager.

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He's not my manager.

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He just handled my stuff on the road.

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But I was never told I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything, man.

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I mean normally when somebody tells me me and them have an understanding that I I I book what I'm supposed to do.

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So I don't know nothing about this, my brother.

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Okay, well, you know, we gotta get this taken care of.

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We got people wrapped around the building, we got a table here laid out.

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got uh pins and everything for you to sign these CDs, man.

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We got over a hundred people outside the store.

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My brother, I I I nobody told me about no no signings or no nothing, man.

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I mean I I don't know nothing about no signing.

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For real.

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Okay, well you are you hearing what I'm saying to you man.

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We got people outside the building waiting for you to arrive to sign some CDs.

Speaker 2

Now what I'm supposed to tell these people I don't know what you supposed to tell them, man.

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I mean you know I'm and and it's kinda like you raising your voice, dude.

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I don't I don't I first of all I don't know even know who you are calling me like this.

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I told you man, I done set nothing up man and you know I mean I don't even know who gave you my number, you know what I'm saying so I mean I I don't handle all this information was on the facts machine.

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I got this as a contact number.

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Manny is the person I'm supposed to be talking to and Mr Sweat was supposed to arrive here at twelve noon.

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Now here it is it's it's one fifteen one twenty man and you ain't here and we got people wrapped around the building.

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We've been advertising this for the last two weeks.

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I mean the album dropped today.

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I don't think you I mean no disrespect to you but I don't think you hear me man.

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I I I don't know nothing about a sign in if I knew about a sign in or knew I had a sign in session I wouldn't have the people sitting around or standing around like that.

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That's not what I do.

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But no one informed me that nothing like this was going down today.

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You know what I'm saying?

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So you know Okay, but look man, now that you realize people are here waiting, what are you gonna do?

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What I'm supposed to tell 'em?

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Man, there's no way in the world I can get down there and do a sign in at this time late time right now, man.

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I mean you need to get your bag and that I'm you're gonna you need you need to get try to try to get yourself down here.

Speaker 2

I I think you just called me on my name or something man.

Speaker 2

What did you just say to me man?

Speaker 1

No, no, no I'm saying I I'm saying you need to try and come on down and sign sign these C Ds for these people, man.

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These people are here, they're waiting in line, they've been waiting over an hour on you.

Speaker 2

Now this this not gonna look good.

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This is the date we got your we got your C D almost on every show day.

Speaker 2

I I'm I'm feeling you and I I'm uh I understand now understand what you're saying to me, but there's no way I can get down there, man.

Speaker 2

We you just gonna have to reschedule this or we gonna have to reschedule this.

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I apologize for the you know misunderstanding, but bottom line is I knew nothing about it.

Speaker 1

Hold hold on hold on a second.

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Hold on.

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Mr.

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Anderson, he s this is Mr.

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Sweat.

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He's saying he don't know anything about being here.

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I'm telling him we got people all wrapped all around the building.

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He don't care.

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Yo, yo, dude, I didn't say I didn't care.

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I said there's nothing I could do.

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I didn't say it up.

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I didn't say that man.

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Don't put words in my mouth, my brother.

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What do you want me to do?

Speaker 2

All you gotta do is reschedule it for another time, man.

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That's what you do.

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I hold on man I'm talking to my boss.

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I'm trying to figure out how to get we got people finna get mad man because you're not here.

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Okay now whoever Manny Manny needs his whoop man.

Speaker 2

He does say what I don't know nothing about that man.

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I ain't got nothing to do with that man.

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All I know is that nobody told me about that.

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You know I'll call Manny and then I ask who said this.

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I don't do things unless I know where where it's coming from

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you can get yourself down if you keep further man, you don't talk to me like I'm your child, man.

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You keep saying there was no way I can get my you know back up with on what you say.

Speaker 1

Hey man, man, we haven't a problem.

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This is supposed to be one of the biggest days of our record store.

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We got your CD on every shelf and you you just so calm and collect like it's not a problem with you.

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What I'm supposed to do man when I didn't know nothing about it.

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I understand it's a problem is a problem because it made me look like I'm a no show but dude I'm telling you again I knew nothing about this man.

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Hold on hold on one second.

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Take all his damn CDs off the shelf.

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Every last one of them Yo, yo, I don't know what you talking about, man.

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You losing your darn mind right now, man.

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I'm not trying to disrespect you dude but you really losing your mind right now.

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You doing something you ain't got no business though man.

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I said reschedule the situation man.

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You know tomorrow the day I'm we rescheduling when the album drops today.

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Okay, well there's nothing I could do about this dude.

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Nothing.

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Who you wait wait sound like you raising your voice that we're saying my voice man because you now you now you disrespect me.

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You don't call my phone going off like like like I'm somebody child like I'm you

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So you can't stop what you do and bring your butt down here to the record store.

Speaker 2

No, I'm not sure what you're doing.

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I can't stop what I'm doing.

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No, no, no, no.

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I can't stop what I'm doing, man.

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But what you doing right now, that's so important, you can't come.

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Man, it ain't none of your business what I'm doing right now, dude.

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I'm saying I know I knew nothing about this, man.

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So I'm not gonna keep going back and forth with you like I gotta explain to you why I can't I gotta stop what I'm doing to come down there.

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I knew nothing about it.

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It's not my fault, dude.

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You need to take this up with somebody who scheduled this because I didn't schedule it.

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There's a right and a wrong way to look the a right and a wrong way to do somebody.

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Mr.

Sweat.

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Oh man, come on now, you recite them m my songs, man.

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Come on, man.

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Okay.

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I'm just gonna go out here and tell everybody in the line, Mr.

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Sweat don't wanna come.

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Okay?

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And I'm taking all of the damn CDs off the shelf because you don't wanna stand up and be the celebrity that you supposed to be.

Speaker 2

Man, okay, no, you know what, man?

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You do what you gotta do, man.

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At this point, you do what you gotta do, man.

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But the you yo, w who am I talking to anyway?

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This Raheem, man.

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Rahim.

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Raheem.

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I work here at the store.

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Okay, well, I see you, Rahim.

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You go ahead and do what you give me to do, and I'll come and see you, dude.

Speaker 1

What what what what you mean you gonna see me?

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What that means.

Speaker 2

I'll see you.

Speaker 2

I see you.

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Yeah, I'll see you.

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That's what it means.

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I'll see you.

Speaker 1

Okay, 'cause 'cause the bottom line is, man, Tommy said you was gonna come.

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He the one said you was gonna come sign.

Speaker 2

Tommy, who?

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Now you Raheem, Tommy, who the who the hell is a Tommy?

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Tommy, man, nephew Tommy fr from the Steve Harvey morning show.

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Swear I got your

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boy, man, you know what?

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Man, y'all tripping, boy, for real.

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You crazy, boy.

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I mean, you know what I mean?

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Y'all don't have anything better to do than to call me and mess with me, man.

Speaker 1

I knew the album was dropping, man.

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I said, I'm getting it today.

Speaker 2

You good?

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Yeah, I'm good, man.

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I'm good, man.

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Boy, you crazy boy.

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Oh man, let me get off this phone, man.

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Y'all do what just

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man, I had to get you dog.

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Look here, you know, I know you got your show, but you got to tell me what is the baddest radio show in the morning.

Speaker 2

The Steve Hobby Morning show, man.

Speaker 2

Get off my phone, nephew Tom.