Fifty Boxes of Cookies

Hold on, my feet that's this.

Hey Um, how you doing, man?

My name is Glenn, man.

I work in uh I work in building too.

You work for f media, right?

Yeah, what what's going on?

Um do you have a girl?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Uh boy, what's up?

You guys you guys live together or or what?

Uh uh w w what is this your business?

Like what what what's what's what's the deal?

What what why you asking about my girl?

Well, let me ask you this here.

What's what's what's going on with you and

at the job?

Uh I what I know what's going on with you and the job.

All right, and I ain't gonna say nothing about it.

You know, that's just our little secret or whatever.

But I do have something that I want you to do though.

My little girl is selling Girl Scout cookies.

And I want you to buy fifty boxes of 'em, all right, with via Cash App because she gotta have 'em sold by tomorrow morning.

Are you f<unk>ing kidding me?

Bro, you okay, so you on some blackmail sp and listen, dude, who the f gave you my number?

Cause you wanna call me, ask me to buy some cookies, and you you should just be a man and ask me about it.

Like, don't be f calling my phone trying to give me that bull.

Like, come on, man.

Like, I I ain't got no f time for this.

Like all I'm asking you to do is buy some damn cookies, man.

That's it.

You know what I'm saying?

I I just I I I'm just saying I just want you to buy some cookies.

I need you to buy fifty boxes of Girl Scout cookies.

Can you do that or not?

No uh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You ain't gonna call and try to manipulate me into buying like your You're s talking and you're trying to make me buy s I ain't gonna do nothing for you.

Disrespecting me, calling my phone, trying to act like you like just trying to manipulate.

I ain't done with that, bro.

I ain't done with that.

Okay, well let me a let me ask you so you you don't want to buy my cookies though.

So do you want me to call your your girl and see if she'll buy my cookies?

Bro, you better stay the f away from my girl, man.

Like don't don't f come near her, okay?

You don't call her, you'll come near her, you don't come near me.

You just get to get the f out of here.

I'm about to start 69 this figure out who you are and come right after you, man.

Like, cause I ain't playing, bro.

I ain't gonna be a big one.

Okay, so I'm gonna- I'm gonna I'm I'll tell you what, man.

I ain't gonna argue with you.

I ain't gonna argue with you.

But I I'll get off the phone right now.

I'll get off right now.

And I'ma call your girl, I'm gonna call your girl and see if she wanna buy some cookies.

No, no, no, no, no.

You ain't calling nobody.

You you just get you you get

I swear to God, I'm gonna find out who you are.

I'm gonna find out who gave you that number, I'm gonna f call you up.

Like you don't you'll call me trying to harass me.

Okay, hey man, hey, hey, you know what, AJ?

Cool.

We're still talking about it.

All right, I'm gonna get the f right so so so I'll get off the phone like you want me to, AJ.

I'll do that.

But let me let me ask you this though.

Let me ask you this though.

You sure you want me to call?

You sure you want me to do that?

Right?

And that in isn't that her name?

Man, you're an individual.

All right.

Look, how much of these cookies?

How much you want?

Hey, man, hey man.

Tommy told me you would buy the cookies.

Tommy.

Yeah.

Tommy told me you would buy the cookies.

Tommy.

Tommy.

Hey man.

Hey man, check this out.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Arby Morning Show.

Your co-worker d got me to break phone call you.

Oh my God, I'ma kill him.

Yeah.

Damn.

I was so stupid.

Oh God.

Listen.

So listen, Adrian, we have beeped, we have beeped all the names, so nobody knows the names at all, okay?

You good, bruh.

You're good.

Alright, man.

I

you got me.

Oh God.

I'm I'm a go.

I'm a take a nap, man.

I I just use up all my energy.

I'm done.

Oh God, like

Hey, what you got?

I I am gonna f you up, man.

I can't believe you got me on this.

For real.

Tell me this, man.

One more thing before we go, H.

What's the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve Harvard morning show, man, which is what he's got played every f morning.

Kill me, bro.