Michael Vick Interview
12:03A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.
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300 linesThis is the last one of two seconds.
We're got you know what, Shaq, we're out of time.
We'll call you back, okay?
Okay, here's Tommy.
That was awesome.
He touched go.
This is Carl Jefferson with Crazy Zone.
Crazy Zone Radio Sports.
We're here.
We got Michael Vick on the line.
This is definitely a future Hall of Famer here.
Let me tell you something.
We're talking about football.
We're talking about quarterbacking.
Atlanta Falcons is where he started his career, moved over to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, gave them some awesome years, but now he's got a new home right here in New York City.
The New York Jets, everybody in the crazy zone.
Put your hands together for the one, the only, Mr.
Michael Vick.
Mike, what's going on, man?
Hey, hey, how are you doing?
Uh it's a pleasure to be on your show.
This is my first time, and thanks for having me.
Appreciate it.
Hey, Mike, so you guys uh just got out of practice, from what I understand.
Yeah, just stepping out of practice, had a great day.
Uh you know, some good things was done.
You know, a couple touchdowns, so you know, typical day for us.
Good, good.
Well, hey, man, let me tell you, everybody's excited about it.
We've been talking about it.
Um, once I told my listeners that you were coming in, the phone lines have been lit up.
They are excited to talk to you.
And I want to tell you something, man.
New York City, we think we're gonna see some changes since you're now on the roster.
We think that we're gonna be contenders here.
So uh I want us to be the first one to tell you welcome to New York City.
That's from Queens, that's from Harlem, that's from Brooklyn, that's from the Bronx.
Even right here in Manhattan, we are excited about Michael Vick being in the city.
All right.
Absolutely.
I'm happy to be in New York.
This great position here.
Uh great fans, uh, great kids.
Great coach, and uh I think it's gonna be a phenomenal year.
I'm I'm very excited to be in New York.
Good to have you, man.
This is Paul Jefferson with Crazy Zone Radio Sports.
We got Michael Vick in the hot seat.
We're talking football.
What's your question?
Hey, Mike, how you doing, man?
I'm good.
I'm good, bro.
Hey, man, welcome to New York.
Hey, I want to say this here, son.
I want to ask you this, man.
What Michael Vick are we gonna be getting?
You know, are we gonna get the old Michael Vick?
Because that's what we're looking for, you know.
I'm don't don't come down here to New York with that punk football.
I'm I'm what I mean is like this here.
You drop back, you look for two seconds, and you get your upfield.
We're talking about moving chains, baby.
We're talking about moving change.
That's a Michael Vick we looking for.
What kind of Michael Vick can we expect?
Yeah, well, I I I expect uh to give it everything I got.
I played the game with a lot of heart.
Uh I believe in myself and my teammates and it was on the primary goal, and that's what in the Super Bowl.
I mean, I'm just saying we we we looking for the, you know, the Michael Vick that you should, you know, hurdling over people, getting up field, because that that Michael Vick right there, that Michael Vick move, change.
That's what I'm talking about.
Mike, I'm sorry I'm sorry about that.
Yeah, we got let's keep it moving.
Come on, guys.
This is Paul Jefferson, Crazy Zone Sports Radio.
Who's this?
Hey, my man.
Hey, first of all, welcome to New York City, man.
Uh, people, I'm in bed style, a whole lot of folks talking about you and coming through or whatever.
Hey, man, we're glad to have you in New York.
But listen, I got something to ask you on a different tip.
Hey, when you was on lockdown, man, my cousin Big Kevin was in there.
He said he was on D block with you.
Said you were supposed to send him uh a jersey signed or whatever.
Did you say that to us?
Yeah, you supposed to send an autograph jersey to Big Kevin on on the D block.
Really?
Hey, can we get on to the next caller?
Hey, Mike, I I I want to apologize again, man.
Okay, hey, this is embarrassing.
We're talking sports.
This is sports radio, okay?
We got a future hall of fame here.
So if you call in, let's talk football, people.
Let's go to uh line seven, Rahim.
Hello, my brothers.
My brother Mike, how are you doing, my brother?
How you doing, my head?
Peace be on to you, my brother.
Here's what I would like to ask you, my brother.
Is it true that right now Geno Smith is the starting quarterback of the New York Jets?
Am I right, my brother?
Yeah, that's right.
Okay, my brother.
So is your accomplishment is to come into New York City and be the starting quarterback, my brother?
Yeah, that that's that's the primary focus.
Obviously, you when you come into a situation where uh you gotta compete with a guy, you know, i i it it ultimately brings out the best in you and uh you want to stay focused, you want to be the best that you can be on a day in uh weekend to week out basis, day in and day out.
And uh, you know, that's that's the primary focus.
There are no secondary goals and them.
That's what that's what my mindset is.
But but but hear me out, my brother.
Don't be a pawn in the man's chess game.
What?
That's all I want you to understand, my brother, because is this not a prime example of black on black quarterback crime?
Is that not what this is?
Is the man not putting one black man up against another black man as quarterbacks to define who he really is?
Is that not what's going on, my brother?
You have to see the big picture to know it all.
Bruh, you lost me with that, bro.
Right, right.
I mean, you this is nothing but the man putting our black man up against another black man and watching them tear each other down.
Is that not what's going on, my brother?
Do you not see the picture, my black brother?
Huh?
Do you not see what is going on between you and Geno Smith?
They are putting you up against one another.
That's what they do.
Do you not see it?
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I I see it.
I see it, but
I don't really understand all that.
Like, we talk about football, it's a radio show.
This is football, but here they are putting you in an arena and watching you tear one another down.
This is nothing but game of thrones in an arena of the football.
Don't you see?
You crazy, man.
You're crazy.
I'm gonna hang this phone.
I'm gonna get off this phone.
Hey Mike, I I I wanna apologize again, man.
I have right here on the line a future Hall of Famer, one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.
Come on, man.
Let's talk football, okay?
We got Manning out of the Bronx.
Manny.
Hey Mike.
What's up, man?
What's going on, brother?
Hey, welcome to New York City, man.
Glad you could be here.
Thank you, man.
Let me stop you for a minute, man.
Can you ask me a question that's strictly about football and not go going off the deep end like every other caller that came onto the show, man?
We're trying to have a nice quarter show here.
And you know, just kinda keep everything perspective.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh I mean, I'm I'm excited about you playing football, brother.
So I don't know what everybody else is going off on the tangent on.
I know you're gonna give New York what we're looking for.
I know you're gonna come out and do your thing, man.
I love your work, uh your work ethics, man.
I like what you do when you're out there on that field.
Here's a question I got a little sidebar for you though.
Fluffy and I can't make the game, okay?
Fluffy and I can't make the game.
But here's what I wanted to ask you, man.
Hold on, who is Fluffy?
I'm sorry, Fluffy.
Fluffy is is is uh um my poodle, my dog.
Fluffy is my is my poodle.
And I wanted to ask you this, man.
Fluffy is
do you know uh a a poodle ring that I can put Fluffy in and Fluffy might, you know, because Fluffy likes to fight, and I want to know if it's a ring out there I could get Fluffy involved in.
You gotta be kidding me.
I I I can I no comment.
But what about Fluffy though?
Hey, listen, man.
I think you need to educate yourself on animal welfare.
I I I
take the background on things that I have done uh with the Humane Society.
I I don't I'm condoning that.
And I think you should uh just more more so look into uh being an animal lover as as opposed to thinking negative thoughts about it, man.
It's uh it's a lot of good.
That you can do with that.
And really, you sound you sound extremely crazy, bro.
I think uh you probably should just get off the phone and anybody else uh with some some questions uh in that regard.
Uh you shouldn't even call up right now.
This is this is uh part of positive motivation in me being here in New York.
That's what I'm here to call it.
You know what?
You know what?
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
You know what I I I can't I can't allow this.
Mike, uh first of all, I apologize.
I can't allow these callers to continue to call in here with these idiotic statements, these zidigotic questions, uh, and I'm not going to allow it.
I I want to I want to first apologize to you.
Hey, Paul, hey Paul, let's let's let's pause for a minute and just backtrack for a second.
And let me be the first to say I want I want to thank you for allowing me to be on your show.
Um very appreciative, you know, and I was I was honored to get on your show today.
But let me just speak, let me just speak for a second from my perspective.
And no more phone calls.
I I I don't really boast on myself, but uh I do a great job in you know serving in the community.
I did a great job serving, you know, for my people, you know, the HSUS.
I've been doing all the right things since I came home from prison, man.
Obviously, you know, I feel like I got a lot to bring to New York, a lot of energy, still got some left in the tank.
And, you know, through all my diligent efforts, I've been trying to be the be the best person that I can be.
And and change for the better and help masses of people grow.
So look, man, that's some that's my piece.
Everybody out there who listening, man, take that away from this show.
Because obviously we got some crazy outway questions, and I tried to keep my composure and not get our rate, but I wanted to snap on a couple of those dudes, but I just kept my composure.
You know what I'm saying?
No, no, no.
You you you you really did.
You really did.
I mean, you really you uh you kept your composure, man.
And I commend you on it.
You really did.
Trying to be professional, man.
Hey, Mike, so one more thing before you go.
Um, are you familiar?
Uh uh are you familiar with um with Jason Peters?
Yeah, that's my man.
Well, check this out.
Are you familiar with Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Because your boy Jason Peters got me to prank phone call you.
Michael.
Vic, you just got pranked.
Yo.
This is me, man.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, brother.
I could I just I got you, man.
I got you.
Oh, shit the f guy.
Your boy Jason Peters, man.
Got me the prank phone call.
We set it up.
Hey, man, what's up, man?
What's up, nephew?
How you doing, man?
Hey yo, you said I got something from y'all.
I got something for y'all, man.
I got something to say, Pete.
You let him know that, man.
Man, I ain't gonna lie to you.
I was waiting on you, Mike.
I was waiting on you to crack.
I said, I said one of these four questions has got to make Mike crack.
But you hell your.
You got a little edgy for a minute, but you you you rode it out, man.
You a trooper.
Hey, I was about to get my agent on the phone.
I ain't know what type of interview this was.
That was that was crazy.
Mike, you good, man?
Try to be professional, man.
Much love to you, Mike, man.
I can't wait to see you on the grid iron.
I hope you do your thing, man.
I really do.
All right, baby.
You'll see me out there.
Keep rooting for me.
Thank you.
All right, and much success to you, your foundation, your family, everything.
All right.
That's from me.
That's from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
We got love for you, boy.
Thank you, man.
Y'all hilarious, man.
Y'all play too much.
You one of the baddest quarterbacks in the land, but you got to let me know what is the baddest radio show in the land.
Man, you already know.
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Hey, yo, Tommy, look.
Check this out, man.
Um, I'm putting on the comedy show, a kind of an all-star comedy jam type of show, and uh, it's gonna be in Louisiana.
And um, you know, now that you done pranked me and all that, I I mean, I feel like you should you should uh do me the honors and come host my show.
Come do something with me, man.
All right, what you think about that?
Talking about some money now, Vic.
Because I'm down for it.
But we are talking about some money now.
Hey, look, we'll talk about the finances when we get off the air.
I know everything is about monetary baby shows, so look, we can talk about that uh away from the phone call.
But look, I need your commitment.
If the dates are open, you got me.
I promise you.
Bet that up.
I'm gonna hold you to that.
My man.
All right, hey man, look, hold on real quick.
And then you're gonna talk business.
All right, cool.
The nephew has pranked one of the baddest, baddest quarterbacks to ever come up in the game.
The nephew got Michael Vick.
And now you finna give me a job.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm gonna do a show for Michael Vick.
What?