Neighbor Wants You to Date White Women

Hello?

I'm trying to reach this.

What is this?

This is Wendell.

I live down the street from you, man.

Listen, I got a question that's that's been bothering me for quite some time now.

Um, why why is it that I'm noticing that all you bring inside your house, man?

I'm noticing that you always bringing black ladies in and out of your house back and forth.

And I'm not the only one that noticed this.

There's some other neighbors that have noticed it as well.

And I just call to ask you.

I I just I got tired of it.

I want to ask you this.

Why is it that you don't date white ladies?

Why are you always bringing black women in and out of your house?

Don't you can't can't because I I'm just it's bothering me.

I just want to go on and get it out there.

It's bothering me.

Can't you date some white girls and bring them in and out of your house, but all times of the afternoon and evening, man, you got black ladies coming in and out of your house, and you got a nerve to be a player with it.

It ain't even the same black woman.

Who is this now again?

This is Wendell.

I live down the street from you.

Down from me?

How did you get my how how in the hell did you get my number?

I I got your number.

Then someone I mean and the neighbors have been talking about.

I'm just asking you straight up, why did you can't date some white women?

Why you gotta have black women coming in and out of your house?

So let me get this straight.

is calling me at what what time is why in the hell are you calling me in the middle of the day?

Don't you got something to do?

Don't you have a job?

Don't you work?

I got a job, but I'm I d this is this is my problem I'm having right now though.

Are you fing kidding me?

I mean is this a f joke?

I'm just wanting to know why is it that you gotta have why you can't date some white women?

Why you can't do that.

But you got black women all kind uh times of the night coming in and out of your house and then you got I done seen I know at least four different black girls.

First of all, let me ask you this when the hell do you get the audacity to be calling me up and telling me what the f to do with my life.

Why is it that you dating black women I mean hey hey hang on a second.

Uh I'm sorry what your damn name was Wendell W Wendale.

Okay, Wendell, you know I must have f moved in my sleep man.

Wendell, okay listen, I'm a f moved in my sleep because this damn street is named Downing Street and I I don't think you own this f street.

I mean I don't see see your stupid ass name on this street so where in the f do you get off telling me who I can and cannot bring to my fing house.

Who you think you talking to I mean uh hang on the thing you talking to not just one second.

Hang on just one I mean let me ask you this I mean are you discriminating?

I mean because it sounds like you're discriminating to me you stupid Oh you ain't gonna sit here and talk to me crazy.

And I what I'm not discriminating.

All I'm saying is why is it you can't bring no uh uh white girls to your house?

Why you can't date the white ladies?

What's wrong with that?

So okay if let me ask you this then so if I can understand you correctly let me give you an example.

So what you're saying is if I don't if I want to go down to the grocery store and I want to walk down the fucking ice cream aisle and get some ice cream you're saying that I can't get I gotta get vanilla ice cream I can't get chocolate ice cream is that what you're saying?

Is that what you're saying to me?

I uh that that's not what I'm saying.

I'm saying I'm I'm not I'm talking about the ladies.

That's what I'm talking about.

You how do you bring I'm using analogy man you I mean y you you do you need to get off your fing man Man, because I mean, that's why they made cookies and cream.

If I wanna bring black ladies to my house, I'm gonna bring black ladies to my house.

What the f is it to you?

Because it's on my street and I don't like it.

I don't give a f what you like and don't like.

I live here too, f I mean I don't see you calling up Sill's ass and telling him he can't date Heidi Clum or Mary Heidi Klume.

I don't see you calling up Holly Barry and telling her she can't be dating a white boy right now.

I first of all, I'm not Halle Barry bet not to do it.

But I'm not gonna be too many more.

Now I'm gonna ask you one time.

I want you to stop bringing the black ladies to your house.

I tell you what, won't you shut your doors?

Why don't you shut your windows and I you know what?

Hell, you don't even have to do that.

You can bring your happy b over here and get the beat out of you.

I don't give a but I'm gonna keep bringing black women over to my house.

What did you say to me?

I can do I said bring your happy b over here, and you can even watch me with these black ladies.

Oh, you're not gonna disrespect me now.

Now that's what you're not gonna do.

You're not gonna di I've I'm gonna say it to you, and it's the last time I'm saying it, and I'm getting off the phone.

I don't wanna see no more black women over there.

You hear me?

You gotta be crazy.

I'm gonna bring whoever I want, whenever I want to my house.

Where did you say you live at again?

I live three blocks down.

Now I'm just asking you, it doesn't matter where I live.

The the fact of the matter is, can you quit bringing black girls to your house?

I'm gonna keep bringing black girls to my house, and if you don't like it, you can kill.

What let me let me just let me ask you something.

What is it about these black girls that you like anyway?

Just what is it?

Black is good, man.

What does it f matter?

You should know.

Yeah, I mean, I I got a black woman.

I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm black though.

I'm just trying to figure out why is it that you you have a black woman.

What what do you see in her?

Why do you have to have my Nubian queen?

I can't first of all, I can't again, I can't believe you're f calling.

You know what?

I don't even have to answer that.

Because again, I am gonna.

Bring whoever I want, and it's none of your damn business why I wanna bring black women, why I like black women.

All you gotta know is that I'm gonna keep on bringing black women to my house.

Listen.

If you don't like it, don't look at it.

Move.

I got one more thing I wanna say to you then.

Oh, uh I can only imagine.

This is nephew time from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your co-worker Randy Tillman.

Son of uh

I be Dale.

Oh man crazy.

He told me that you listen to the show sometime, but he said you thought you couldn't be got.

Man, he got me.

I gotta say he got me.

I even told that she'd never get me on something like this, and he did get my Hey man, I gotta ask you what is the baddest radio show in the land.

Man, I gotta say man, it's the Steve Harvey show.

Son of a f I listen to y'all all the time.