N-Word Usage Survey

This is Lester Tucker.

All right, Mr.

Tuck, how you doing?

This is uh Curtis Watkins, soul brother number nine.

I'm with the BP of A and uh the BP of A, black people of America.

What the Okay.

Well, listen, we uh we're doing a survey today.

We calling uh a lot of white households and we're trying to figure out have y'all been using the N-word in your house, and if you have, how many times are you using the N-word on a daily basis in your house?

The N-word?

What what kind of what kind of fucking survey is that?

I don't use the N-word in my house.

I got youngins.

I don't let I don't uh we don't do that around my house.

Have you been using the N-word at your job?

Oh hell no.

I got niggas I I mean black folks who work for me.

I can't be doing that.

What kind of survey is this?

Oh no, back the hell up.

What did you just say?

You got what at your job?

I got black what the fuck look, why business is this of yours if I use the N-word?

I'll pay the rent in this damn trailer.

The organism.

I'll say the N-word if I want to say the motherfucking N-word.

Hey, hold on, hold on.

Wait a minute, brother.

Now look.

No, you wait a motherfucking minute.

You call me with your black people's ass.

Hey, hey, let me explain some something to you, sir.

All we're doing is a survey.

Now I will tell you this.

We do have surveillances at your place, and we will be trying to figure out if you are.

And my trailer?

We will be taking dictating uh we will be trying to figure out if you're using the n-word.

Let me tell you something.

Let me tell you if I won't say the n-word, I'll say the motherfucking N-word.

I don't want to say it.

If I find some surveillance shit in my trailer, I will come and kick your black people's association ass.

You hear me?

You know who you fucking with?

Uh just you less the tucker, ain't you?

You goddamn right, I'm Lester Tucker.

Why do you want to know how many times I say the N-word?

We're trying to get a survey on it, sir.

That's what we're trying to do.

Survey my ass.

You just trying to start some shit.

I'm with I'm Curtis Walking with black people of America.

I don't give a hell.

I don't give a damn who you are, Curtis Watkin.

Sir.

Why you calling my house?

Sir, I'm just here to ask, have you been using it and have you been using it at your job?

What did I tell you?

I don't use it in my house because I got kids.

I don't use it at the job because I got black people that work for me.

I don't want to run them off by calling them names.

Okay, well, when you go down to the club by yourself, are you guys in there using it?

Now come on now, be honest with me.

Are you guys in there using it?

Man, let me tell you something.

I don't know what the fuck this is about.

But it's out of me like you tell look, I got black neighbors, alright?

And if they found out that I was even talking about calling somebody the N-word, man, they may come over here and steal shit from me.

I ain't I ain't like that.

I ain't like that.

Okay, well, let me ask you this.

When you just when it's just you and them them good old boys, when it's just y'all, are you using that n-word?

Well, let me ask you this.

When it's just you and your and your hoodling little buddies, do you I mean what the what the hell do you call white people?

You you use the cracker word?

I have not used the cracker word, sir.

Oh, why did why you use honking?

If I want to get like I told you, I don't know who the hell you are.

I'm doing the survey here.

I'm you don't survey.

Survey my ass, alright?

If I want, like I told you, if I want to use the end In my house, motherfucker, this is America.

I will use the goddamn N-word in my own house if I want to.

How about that, Mr.

Curtis?

Soul brother number nine or whatever the hell your name is.

Curtis Watkins, soul brother number nine.

I'm with BP of A, Black People of America.

Black people.

Why would white people of America?

How about that shit?

See, we can't have a lawn association.

Oh, hell no.

Calling me up, calling me asking damn questions.

Let me ask you something.

Don't you work down at um South Sheriff Construction Service?

Yeah.

Hell yeah.

In Riley.

How about it?

In Riley, North Carolina?

Yeah.

What about it?

Okay, uh, I just got one more thing to tell you.

Are you familiar with

Williams?

Yeah, he works for me.

Well, this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by Pit Walks Williams.

Motherfucker.

You wait till I see that that black that motherfucker.

That's something, bitch.

He might lose his goddamn job today.

Don't you know what?

Then y'all gonna have one more black man out of work.

How about that?

Don't do that to him.

Left the damn.

Damn.

You alright, man.

You got kind of riled up, man.

Well, man, you wait to you wait till I see that, brother.

He told me.

He said, this white guy is gonna go off.

He said, trust me, he does not use the N-word, but just act like he's been using it, and he's gonna go the hell off.

You wait till I see that man today.

That's a bit told me money anyway.

Hell, you wait till I Damn.

All right, let's come down.

Hey, I gotta ask you, man.

What's the baddest radio show in the land?

Let me tell you, it's a Steve Harvey morning show, and you know how I know.

Because them black guys that work for me have that shit bland every damn morning in my puppy truck.