No Anchovies for Black Customers

Hey man, I gotta ask who is the person I need to talk to about the um I got a pizza that's been messed up.

Who do I need to talk to?

Well, you can talk to me, sir.

Well, what's going on?

What happened to your pizza?

Somebody put some fing anchovies on my pizza.

Black people, black people don't eat no fing anchovies, man.

So who who who the f would who would do that?

Who would put anchovies on my damn pizza?

I don't want to.

Settle down, settle down with the language there, pal.

All right.

You know, if you got anchovies on your pizza, he just must have gotten mixed up with another order.

I'll send you another f pizza.

It ain't a big deal.

But I ain't asking no f anchovies, man.

What about matter of fact?

Let me ask you something.

What the f is an anchovy any damn way?

It's like a f sardine.

That's what a f anchovy is, okay, pal.

It's like a f sardine.

Hey, hey, hey, let me tell you something, man.

First of all, what's your name?

What is your name?

I'm Gino.

I'm Gino.

So you the owner of the damn pizza place.

Yeah, I own the damn pizza place, and I don't need people calling me and cursing at me because it was a mistake.

You know, mistakes happen, pal.

Worst things go on in this life than you're getting some anchovies on your pizza.

Hey, man, hey, okay, so here's the deal.

I done had a bunch of guests come to my house or order pizza, and every last one of them got anchovies on them.

You know what I'm saying?

So I got an issue with it.

I'd have spent over fifty dollars with you with these pizzas and the and the sh made wrong.

Nobody likes anchovies.

No, I thought something both.

Black people eat no fing anchovies, man.

Okay.

Hold on, hold on.

I know I I I I I'm almost certain I've served anchovy pizza to black people before.

Okay, the black people that I know don't eat f anchovies.

Okay, well then we'll send you some pizzas without any fing anchovies on them.

I don't like your attitude.

You know what, man?

You remember that?

You didn't come to me with so much fing attitude to start with.

You wouldn't get no attitude.

Okay, okay, look at this.

Don't get your ass whooped.

Okay?

Don't get your whooped.

What did you just find?

What did you say?

What did you just did?

You just threaten me.

I said don't get your

talking.

Who the f do you think you're talking to?

F face.

I'm talking to Gino, the owner of Pizzeria.

You.

That's fing right.

That's right.

You don't tell me you're gonna kick my fight, pal.

You know where the pizzeria is.

You know, you just calm the f down.

Do you do you do you w okay?

That's it.

I tell you what, man.

In the next three to five minutes, I'm gonna walk down there and kick your little ass behind these fing anchovies on here, and having a little pompous attitude, like you think you can't get your ass whooped.

You come on down here, okay?

And we'll see.

Do me a favor.

Go f yourself and the fing horse you wrote in on, okay?

And bring it on down here.

All right, we'll take care of it there.

Uh substitute anchovies up your fingers, all right, pal.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, cool.

All right, cool.

Okay, okay, okay.

You like to say okay a lot, do you?

Is that a few words, okay?

Yeah, you need to have somebody there with you when I get there.

Because I promise you, Gino's finna get his ass whooped.

Yeah, Gino's shaking in his fing boots, pal.

Me and my anchovies, we're sitting here scared out of our minds right now.

Okay.

Okay, let me tell you this here.

Do you do do you know who you're talking to?

I'm talking to some fing idiot who don't know how to talk.

That's what I'm talking about.

No, you're talking to Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morphin show.

Mr.

Gino, you just got pranked.

You telling me I'm throwing F bombs all over the radio?

You dropping F bombs all over the radio, baby.

I want to know who did this to me because they're getting some F bombs.

Do you have a guy that works for you?

He says he works five to close.

Andre, you got a Andre you got a Dre that works for you?

Yeah, I got a Dre that works for me.

And Dre's gonna be spending some time in a walking freezer.

All right.

Black people don't need anchovies, huh?

Black people don't need Anchovies, baby.

Hey, I gotta ask you this, Mr.

Gino.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Your show.

The baddest radio show in the land is the Steve Harvey show.