How Was the Service, Tip?
6:37A fake seafood restaurant employee calls a former customer by the nickname Tip and repeatedly asks whether he enjoyed the service. The customer grows increasingly furious and threatens to confront him at the restaurant before Tommy reveals the prank.
Transcript
82 linestrying to reach uh Mr uh Mr Kenny Yeah this is easy how you doing uh I'm I'm actually calling you from the uh the seafood house you you you came and had you uh I waited on you you came and had uh uh dinner over here the other night.
Yeah um about two nights ago.
Yeah how how how how how how was the food?
How how was the service?
Um everything was good.
Um I don't I don't have any complaints.
I I always enjoy when I come there.
Um I don't I I never got a phone call from you guys everything all right?
Yeah yeah everything's fine.
I'm actually uh you I don't know if you remember me waiting on you but I actually waited on you.
Oh okay okay how you doing?
I I'm good would you say would you say that my service was was was pretty good and up to par?
Yeah like I said man everything was excellent.
Every time I come there, the food is great, the service is good.
Um I have no complaints everything is is good.
Okay good good deal good deal um Mr Kenny listen you you if you don't mind me asking man if you really thoroughly enjoyed uh the service as well as the food and uh I'm assuming you you you come here a lot so I'm assuming you you really like the food that we put out.
If you don't mind because if I could ask you a question if if you don't mind.
Sure.
Okay, i if if the service was so good and
Give me your name and you give me your manager's name.
Cause matter of fact, I'ma call up there and come up there today, cause I appreciate you calling my damn phone by some tip.
And I know good and damn well I took good money.
Okay, well do this for me.
Do this for me.
When you do come up here today, will you bring me my damn tip money?
I'm gonna give you a tip.
I'm gonna give you a tip.
Quit calling people by the tip and maybe make some better service and you'll get a better tip.
I'm gonna bring you a tip.
I'm gonna bring you the tip of my shoe up your that one brain.
Cause you got to go.
Hey, look here, man.
It ain't no problem.
That's perfect, cause I get off the side.
I'ma come down there, I'm gonna first I'm gonna talk to your manager, then I'm gonna hand you the little extra money, tip money you want.
Then I'm gonna whoop your in the parking lot.
That's what I'm gonna do.
I want the tip.
I'm gonna give you a tip.
Quit talking, people by the damn tip.
That's what you stopped doing.
That's your tip.
You see, you're gonna piss me off now.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Okay, then I'm gonna tell you you gotta go.
I'm gonna give you five dollars.
What do I need to do to help you out?
Say what?
Hey man, I ain't worried about nothing.
Cause let me tell you something.
If you whoop the same way you tip, I ain't worried about a damn thing.
No, check this out.
You got the wrong number, but you got the right.
But I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna let you see what it is, play.
See, I I try to conduct myself in a nice matter and be professional, but you done bought the out and you gon' get it.
I got your tilt.
When I you better weed come down there and beat your that's what I'm gonna do.
You gonna get the real
soon as I get off from work.
You better not bring your down.
You better not come.
You ain't got to worry about me.
I'm a P.
What's your name?
What's your name, dog?
You you you you you gotta be in the paper?
I remember your name.
What's your name?
My name, Tommy.
Tommy what?
Tommy who
from the Steve Harvin Morning stuff.
You just got
him.
Hey, man.
This is nephew time from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your boy Richard got me to pray for the biggest.
Sound like one of the old 70s players.
You know what?
Y'all
you done got my damn pressure up, man.
Y'all sustained me.