Playoff Party Guest List Prank

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to sp I'm looking for Brad.

Hey, Brett, how you doing?

This Poncho, man.

I'm I'm one of Marcus's boys.

How you doing, man?

Oh yeah, hey, what's up, man?

Hey, I talked to Marcus, man.

He was telling me about, you know, the uh the playoff party, man, for for for Sunday, man.

So uh he told me if it was cool that I would come through, man.

I just wanted to call and holler at you, see if I could if I need to bring anything, uh uh food or some drinks or whatever, you know.

You took you friends with Marcus.

Yeah, yeah, this is Poncho, man.

I'm friends with Marcus.

Okay, yeah, that's yeah, I think it's cool.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, um, nah, you ain't great.

Unless, of course, you know, you you're drinking something special, but uh yeah, it's just gonna be me, Marcus and uh, you know, a couple other boys gonna be here.

And uh, you know, whatever you wanna bring, it's BYOV.

So yeah, that's cool.

Okay, okay, okay.

What time y'all starting, man?

He he told me like around one.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna be there all day, but you know, yeah, come on through about one one, two o'clock.

You know, before the game gets started.

We'll have a you know, we got the flat screen going, it could be laid out.

So uh yeah, just come over whenever you come through.

Alright, just remember, man, Poncho, all right, I'll be there.

All right, cool.

All right, this

Yo.

Hey, Poncho again, man.

Listen, real quick.

How much how much food and and and and and liquor do you have?

Uh

I I think we got enough for for suddenly.

What why what you got going on?

What's up?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got I got like three boys gonna ride with me, man.

I just want to make sure you got enough over there.

Okay, who is this again?

This poncho.

You know, we talked about 30 minutes ago.

This Poncho.

Uh uh Mark Mark Marcus friend.

Right.

Right.

Okay.

Um, I mean my call just about 30 minutes ago told you Marcus told me it was.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

Yeah, I'm sorry, foreman bringing back and forth.

Uh yeah, well, I mean, I guess it's all right, but you know, we ain't trying to overload the joint, man.

Just you know, I know Marcus, and if you're a friend of his, then that's cool.

You can come to the house.

It ain't but three guys, man.

It ain't but three guys coming with me, man.

They they they they real cool, man.

We'll we'll we we we'll we'll bring something to put on your kit or whatever, you know?

It'll it'll be good.

Okay.

Yeah, that that's cool, man.

But you know, yeah.

Yeah, come on through, man.

All right, all right, all right.

I talked to you, I talked to you.

All right, Brad.

Hey, hey is uh wait, is one of them Arcus?

Is is one of the guys Marcus?

Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no.

I got it's it's three guys, me, I make four, you know.

Three other guys.

Yeah, whatever, man.

That's cool.

Yeah, bring them through, man.

Come on.

That's all right.

All right, all right, all right, look.

Hello.

Hey, Brad, Poncho again, man.

Listen.

Hey, I'm I'm gonna bring one more um I'm I'm I'm gonna bring one more person with me, though.

Hold up, bump your brakes, Lair.

Wait, hold up.

Oh.

What's up?

You Marcus's friend.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Me and my Poncho.

Yeah, okay.

I know you Poncho, man, but you bringing everybody but the fish go kid for Marcus is cool with me.

That's my boy.

We go way back.

And if you cool with him too, then okay, you can come.

You know, I'm trying to have an NBA playoff game.

You bringing the whole NBA with you.

No, no, no.

It it ain't like that, man.

Well, man, I mean, placement that big.

You know, my wife is gonna be coming through here and you know, I I got the house played out.

I told her I wasn't gonna destroy the place.

I just got out the dog house like two weeks ago.

I ain't trying to f that up.

So oh if you're coming through, you come through, you know, bring one or two people with you, but that's it.

Okay, oh uh I I I but listen, here what I decided.

I ain't gonna bring them dudes with me.

I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend with me, man.

Is that cool?

I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend.

No dudes.

Okay, that's cool.

Now you talking.

Okay, because I know she ain't gonna eat a bunch.

So come on through here with her and you know, be done with.

That's fine.

Right, right, right.

I'm gonna call Simone now and tell her and tell her that w that that she's coming with me, okay?

What's her name?

Her name's Simone.

That's funny.

That's my wife's name.

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

But maybe they'll hook up while they while we're watching the game.

That'll be cool.

She ain't uh she ain't gonna be here, so I I'll send her and her girls for their nails done.

Okay, okay.

So check this out, man.

I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna reach out to Simone and let her know that we're gonna we're gonna leave her and get over there like about one.

And you say it's cool, right?

Yeah, yeah, it's cool, man.

That that's a whole lot better than bringing a bunch of f up in here, but

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now now check this, man.

Mine uh you know, my friend, she she she married, you know, and and and she wanted to get away from her husband for a minute, man.

I guess they've been going through, so you know, you know, just keep that on.

Wait, hold on, wait, back back up there.

Back up.

You bring in a married woman named Simone.

What are the odds of that?

My wife's name is Simone.

Okay, well dog, I mean what what what is this one?

Simone is her last name is

That's my last name.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on, hold on.

This this Simone is is light skinned.

Yeah, you keep on describing her.

She's light skinned, five one, short hair, got the high cut.

Yeah, that's that's that's that's that's uh how long you been f with my wife.

I I hey dog, me and Simone have been friends for a minute, man.

It wasn't until like a couple weeks ago she reached out to me and said she was she was going through some some some uh She reached out to you to tell you that she's going through some stuff with a dude.

Well I'm that dude.

Okay.

Okay, okay.

How long you been seeing my wife?

Hey man, uh you know, about a year, but who counting?

You know what I'm saying?

A year.

That's about the time we started having some issues.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on over to this party.

Hey man, I'm sure we can try to re figure this kind of situation out.

No, no, no, no.

Pump your face.

You my wife.

So

about you, I don't give a about her either.

And here you are, you know, they say you know what?

I've always believed this.

There are no mistakes up in this b everything happens the way it's supposed to be, so it's funny how you call me.

Okay, okay, listen, man.

Listen.

My boy gave me a number.

No, no, no.

You probably called in the direct from her.

That's what you tell me.

My boy gave me this my dog leave leave Simone out of this, man.

No, you can't tell me right now.

You know, I'm not gonna get up this phone with you right now.

I'm gonna call her matter of fact, I ain't gonna call her at all.

Don't don't tell her you with my wife?

Just bring her to the party.

I gotta guess for your f I got a 380, I got a sniff, I got a question, I got a size 14 killer to go right up your

start.

Oh, oh, okay, okay, hey man, hey man, listen.

Listen.

My boy, my boy gave me your number, man.

So I don't know who my boy is.

Marcus said he don't know you.

Marcus don't know me, but guess who else knows me though that you don't know?

Well say something.

Hey Brad.

This is nephew Tommy, man, from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your boy Marcus got me the prank phone call you.

What?

I don't give a

Hey Brad, what was you gonna do with the party, man?

Yeah, man.

Uh

about to be a can of woman this.

Hey man, let me ask you something.

What's the baddest radio show in the land?

It's the Steve Harvey morning show.

I love your wife.

Morning you