Super Bowl party noise complaint

I don't know how you got my number, bruh.

But we you we even gotta wait till you get up there to my floor.

We can get we can get this sh cracking in the lobby, bro.

In the lobby, you can get your damn ribs broken.

Your ribs, not the ribs that you cooked on that barbecue, your ribs.

We can get it cracking right now.

It's whatever at this point, Eric.

It's whatever.

It's whatever.

Okay, it's you know what, matter of fact, I'm gonna let I'm gonna let the Shea know what's up.

I'm gonna let the Shea know what's up.

I know she ain't tell you nothing about eating nothing like eating your food, bruh.

I know DeShea didn't say nothing like that to you.

I say

the Shay ain't say you ain't no real.

That ain't what the Shea told me.

So why you bringing her?

Why you bring her up then?

You wanna know what the Shea told me?

What did the Shea told you, bruh?

What she told you.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach Gerard.

Yeah, this is him.

Who's calling?

Hey, this is this is Curtis, man.

I'm um uh I'm one of your neighbors in the neighborhood.

I'm I'm about three, I think about three streets over from you.

Um I'm reaching out to you, man.

I know the Super Bowl coming up.

Are you uh are you are you planning on throwing your your annual Super Bowl party this year?

Man, how you get you said you in the neighborhood.

Yeah, yeah, I live in the neighborhood.

I'm I'm I'm three streets over from you.

Oh, okay.

I'm I'm calling to see if are you are you throwing it this year?

Yeah, we're gonna be doing it again this year.

Why what's up?

Okay, so here here's what I want to tell you, man.

Every year, your party too loud.

And it's people parking all in front of other people's houses.

Um, you know, all I'm three streets over.

It's people parking in my driveway to get to your house.

And to be honest with you, this is too loud.

And I'm I'm just telling you this year, if that is loud this year, I'm calling the police this year.

Man, this is what you really called me for.

You really called me to threaten me to tell me you're gonna call the police to shut down my party, bro.

Yeah, I mean the s is that's too loud, man.

Man, everybody in the Everybody in the neighborhood come to my party, man.

No, I ain't no everybody in the neighborhood don't come because I damn so ain't been there.

That's because you ain't got an invite.

You damn right.

I said you're a hater.

That's why you're not a big one.

I'm not no I ain't no hater.

I'm just telling you your stuff is out of control, man.

You gotta tone it.

You gotta get control of your party.

You don't have control of it.

Man, you telling me how to control my control your mouth.

Started.

Let's start right there.

All right.

You ain't calling no g police.

You ain't doing none of that.

We ain't doing that.

Oh, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hold on.

You ain't telling me what I'm not gonna do.

All right.

I just you the one.

You do you the one throwing the loud ass party.

You the one got people parking in people's driveway.

And yet, that's right.

If it happens this year, I'm calling the police.

You ain't calling nobody.

You ain't calling a damn person.

I'm gonna tell you that right now.

Okay, so how you finna stop me?

How you finna stop me from making sure I got peace on on my street at my house.

I'm gonna stop you with a size 12 right up your floor.

Okay, okay.

All right.

Hey,

I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you again.

Control your party.

Get the noise level where it ain't disturbing everybody in the neighborhood, and stop people from parking in people's driveway.

And I'm gonna tell you again, I'm about to have a party with my size 12 right up in your ass.

How about that?

Hey, dude, come get it.

It is what it is then.

It is what it is.

Look for the police to be at your party.

All right?

Uh-uh.

No, I'm not sure.

Look for the people look for the police to be at your damn party, because evidently you don't respect your neighbors, is what it is.

No, I you know what I do respect my neighbors, because all the neighbors in the neighborhood come except for you, because we already know you're on the you're on that list.

You're that hating ass neighbor that be calling tow trucks and you know complaining about leaves and yard and all of that.

You don't even know.

I know you.

I know exactly who you are.

That's why you never got an invite to the party.

Because you a hater.

You do not even know me, dude.

You have no only idea who I am.

Use a buster.

You Okay,

but I'm gonna be the buster that's calling poes to be over there on Sunday listening to y'all get too loud.

Snitch.

Snitching.

S N I T C H I N That ain't that ain't that that's not snitching.

No.

Yes, it is.

It's controlling the atmosphere and stopping it from being out of control.

You atmosphere.

Especially let me ask you something.

So so you think people that's going to your party ought to be able to park in my driveway?

Listen, man, I I I'm gonna be real with you.

I'm sorry if anybody may have parked in your driveway.

But it ain't nothing for you to just knock on the door and say, hey, excuse me, you know, I'm trying to get out, you know.

Whatever, whatever.

I'll make sure I put it on the flyers that we don't want people blocking driveways, but you know, obviously it happened, and I apologize for that, but that's no reason for you to be going all extra crazy and going the extra mile talking about I'm calling the police.

You ain't calling nobody, man.

Shut up.

That right there is what's wrong with black people today.

Instead of coming to me like a man, you coming to me like a coward.

Instead of coming to me like a man and saying, Listen, man, I'm coming like a cow.

Because the first thing you're talking about, oh, I'm gonna call the police.

And then when the police come and beat your black ass up, you're gonna be on the other line complaining, talking about oh I don't know what it did this to me.

You wanna be suing and doing this and that.

Don't you know that's how get f up, man?

So as black people, we gotta learn how to stick together and come together.

If you want to come to the party, it sounds like you a silent hater on the low for real.

Like you really want to come to the party, but because you're the only person in the neighborhood that hasn't been invited, now you're talking about calling the police.

I know exactly who you are.

Who am I?

You that dude that live up two, three streets over, and you drive that that red pickup truck with the flannel shirts and all of that.

You're the only person in the hood driving a red pickup truck in flannel.

What's wrong with you, man?

That's why you ain't getting no invite.

And on top of that, all those dogs you got running around in your backyard, you need to clean them up.

They'd be back there and shining and everything, and then the other name.

Can't even have barbecues because you're big rusty ass dogs running around.

You got a nerve to be talking about you calling the police when we need to be calling the city on you.

All that trash and sh you got in front of your house, man.

Get out of here.

I'm gonna call the cops on you right now.

If you ain't the wearing the flannel shirt with the red pickup truck and the dogs running around with sh all in the front yard and the backyard and p all over the place, who the f are you then?

Tell me.

Say no more.

I'ma tell you who I am.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your just got pranked by your next doe neighbor, Brian.

That's who I am.

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

Now I'm definitely gonna kick you and his shore.

Man, you had me going, man.

I hope when I run this prank, I hope the man with the red pickup truck and the and the flannel soda ain't listening to it.

All right, man.

I got one more thing.

I you gotta tell me what's the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Man, you already know it's the Steve Harvey morning show, bro.