The Four-Three Relationship

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach Maurice.

Yeah, this him.

Hey Maurice, my man my name is Devin, man.

How you doing this evening, brother?

Man, I'm kinda sleeping, man.

I work at nights, bruh.

What's going on?

Who who you who is this again?

This is Devin, man.

I talked to your wife, Keisha the other day.

That's that's your wife, right?

Yeah, that's my wife.

Yeah, I I talked to you while you is she in right now?

No, she's not in.

She at work, bruh.

Okay, okay.

I I apologize, man.

I didn't mean to wake you up.

You work at night or something?

Yeah, I'm a crane operator at night, but normally don't call me until three o'clock and either.

What's this what is it?

What is it, a beer collect or something?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, I talked to your wife, man.

She's interested in um this thing we got, man, called a four-three relationship.

She told me she wanted me to call back and talk to her husband about it, and uh she gave me the number to hit you up at the house, man, and l let you know all about the four three relationship, because she's real interested in it.

A four three relationship.

You say you talked to my wife about it?

Yeah, I talked to Keisha a couple days ago.

She gave me the number, she said, call him back, he'll be at home at this time.

You can hit him up and see if he likes it.

You say, but she definitely likes it, man, and she wanted to see if you would be interested in the four three relationship too.

You know, I want to get your approval on it before we went any further.

But uh your wife was very excited about it, man.

She was uh wanting to get started as soon as possible, and I wanted to see about contacting you and making sure that you agreed and approved on everything.

But she definitely wanted to get your blessing, get your approval on it.

Yeah, uh I tried to do anything to make her happy, Dow, but I got to get some more some information about this.

What is that again?

A f 3443?

No, no, it's a four-three, a four-three relationship is what it is.

Okay, well, if it make her happy, you know, I'm willing to listen.

Okay, well listen, man, we probably gonna get started right away.

Uh probably Monday.

We'll get started on Monday.

Uh you'll go through Monday through Thursday, and then uh and then I'll pick up, you know, Friday through Sunday, man, and we'll go ahead and get this thing started.

I think after a month, you'll pretty much catch on to everything, you know.

This something gonna be shipped to the house uh uh uh pick you say pick up.

What you mean pick up?

She she has she hasn't mentioned any of this to you?

Nah, man, she ain't miss none of this to me.

Okay.

All right.

Well, what this is, man, a four-three relationship, uh, Maurice, is this.

You know, you spend four days with Keisha, and she comes over to my place and she spends the other three days with me.

That's what a four-three relationship.

So see, this kind of frees you up, man, on anything you might want to do on those other three days, man, where she might be tying you down.

You know, so four of them days, you know, you with her, but the other three days you kinda have some free time to yourself, but she'll be over at my place on the other three days.

That's what uh that's what basically a four-three relationship is.

Pardon me?

Say what now?

I say, pardon me.

You say she'll spend four days with me, three days with you.

That's that's it, sir.

That's the four three relationship right there, Maurice.

You know, you're you really gonna like this, man.

Like I say, she was excited about it.

Hold on.

Are you serious?

Uh yeah, I'm I'm dead serious, man.

Like I say, Keisha was excited about it.

Hold on, man.

Hold on, hold on, man.

I know wife ain't disgust you about relationship, spending four days with me, three days with me, man.

You talking about my f wife, homeboy?

No, I'm yeah, I know it's you hold up.

What's your name again?

My name's Devin.

Devin.

Say, bruh, I don't play games, man.

I don't know how you got my number.

Well I mean, Maurice, what's wrong?

I mean, a lot of couples are doing what's wrong.

That's my wife.

Who you think you talking to?

You ain't talking to no par who you think you talking to.

Okay, well listen, man, it a a lot of couples are doing the four three, man.

I wouldn't give a f what other couples is doing with home boy.

My wife and me ain't interested in no over three relationship.

I can't be I can't believe you walk my f up for this, man.

Are you serious?

You calling me talking about four three relationship?

And you know I told you I work at night.

Why the I didn't I didn't know you worked at night, man.

Like I said, see when I came over last week, man.

You came over well last week.

I know you ain't finna say what I thank you for the fake.

You better not say it.

You better not say it.

Go ahead.

Go ahead, finish it.

Go ahead.

Go ahead, player.

You been talking?

Don't stop now.

Go ahead.

No, Maurice, hold up, dog.

This gives me.

No, no, hold on, f you the w now.

I'm up, player.

I'm up.

Now don't say it.

Go ahead.

I dare you.

No, hold all I'm saying.

I came by there last week, man.

You came by where?

I came by your house.

You come by my house.

Okay, are you at 184 trail?

Oh, so you mean you bought your house?

Okay, dog.

Okay, she said she was.

I need to call Keisha right now.

You gonna tell me you been in my house?

Okay, player.

Okay, go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Okay, dog.

If y'all not interested in the four three, man, then I won't I won't be wasting no more no more.

You waste time calling me what my little wife don't tell you about.

She wanna f over three and she never told me nothing about you got the wrong f on home, bro.

Ain't nothing wrong with my relationship.

Okay, okay, so why would she tell me she interested in the four three, man?

I wouldn't give a f what she told you.

I know I take care of my bedroom all right.

Oh three, I wish she would leave this three days.

I wish she would.

Anyway, I know you.

How you know a s I don't know you for man in.

I don't mind taking off work tonight to sell to what the f is going on in my house when my fing crane at night working all night.

Now I'ma ask you again, how do you know us?

Man, I I know y'all through Tommy, man.

Who is Tommy?

Tommy who?

Tommy, man.

Maurice, nephew Tommy.

This is nephew Tommy, man, from the Steve Alvin Morning Show, dog.

Your wife Keisha got me the breakphone call you.

Man, you talking about the Steve Harvey show.

Yeah, man.

Next you told me the little bald head

next to Steve man.

I know y'all ain't f with me.

I know y'all not f with me today.

Man, if Steve sat next to you, tell him Oh no.

Why are you watching need to be over here?

You little ball head

you ain't got nothing else to do but people, man.

I slowed out you know I got to go to work to DCD.

You told me you got to go to work.

You work at night, man.

All right, all right, Marie.

I'm gonna let you go back to sleep, man.

But one more thing, dog.

Tell me this, man.

What is the What's the baddest that I mean the bad cute that you ain't got joked up?

I wish I was there.

I wish I was there.

You

man, what's the baddest radio show in the land, man?

Steve, how are you morning show Hello?