She's Leaving With Me

I'm s hey, I'm trying to get Samantha.

Uh yeah, well it's this Sam, this Sam.

Sam, okay, Sam.

All right.

Hey.

Yeah.

Uh okay, I thought it was Samantha.

Okay, it's it's Sam.

Yeah, Sam, man, what's up?

Okay, uh, hey, my name is Calvin.

I wanted to uh reach out to you, holler at you about uh about uh

your girl, right?

Your girlfriend.

Yeah, yeah, she is.

Okay.

How how long y'all been together?

We've been together about ten eleven years.

Why what's going on?

But listen, me and hollering at each other for like the last few months or whatever.

I wanted to reach out to you, you know you don't want to call you, she wanted me to call you.

I wanted to tell you that, you know, didn't decide if she wanna start hanging with me.

Um she wants me to come over to the house and pick her stuff up.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, really?

Really that's what's going on.

You calling me, she done told you to call me and tell me to

basically what I wanted to do, Sam and just have a man the man talk, which and just let you know.

Yeah, you you you that that that's what that's what's going on right now.

Don't do it because right now you just talking a bunch of b what's up.

No, what I'm saying is that you know, I I'm already making room for her at my apartment.

I'm just trying to come home.

Uh listen, that ain't none of that w it's whatever.

If you wanna come get sh come get, but it ain't going out.

We ain't we ain't going out without a fight.

I'm not tripping.

I'm not tripping with you, and I'm not tripping with her.

But you come to my house talking about getting from my out of my house, then it's going down.

Me and you me and you.

So what's up?

You coming to get our chuz I'm I'm on the road right now in these shorts, but God meet you there.

So if you come in and get her, come on with it.

Okay, okay, hold up though, hold up though, let's back up 'cause see.

Like I say, I'm trying to have this, you know where that we ain't gotta have no problem.

I wanna do is come in the house and get her stuff and pack it up so I can get it over to me.

You think you just finna come into my house?

That I've been with all these years.

You think you just gonna be, we just gonna be peaches and cream.

You got me, I'm telling you, dog.

You come to my house, it's going down.

And that's just that.

She needs to be a woman.

Why don't you bring it to me?

Why she didn't bring it to me.

You know what I'm saying?

What's up?

What out what y'all wanna be together now, or she ain't no more.

All I know is she was feeling me.

That's all I'm saying.

She was feeling me, you know.

She feeling you know, she feeling you.

I mean, do you have a problem with her legal because that's her choice, you know what I'm saying?

If she claims she wanna be with me, that's what she wants.

You know, I ain't knocking what nobody do.

You understand?

But what I'm trying to tell you, is she telling me she wanna be with me, so I'm just trying to get you to live.

Is it better for me or her to go over there while you ain't there and get her stuff?

Dog, all this

saying now, I don't I I ain't got the rational out of thing with you.

She needs to be the one telling me all of this.

And since she can't do it and you man, you a man, you know, that what you call for a man to man.

Come get on.

That's all I'm saying.

Come here.

Hey, hey, Samantha, Samantha, for real though.

Hey, say man.

Hey, hey, say, man, my name is Sam, man.

I ain't gonna tell you that no more.

I already told you that when you called when you first called.

Okay, Sam.

So listen.

Okay, well, hey, hey, you know what?

I ain't even finna go back and forth with you.

Hey, all this you talking, you still on this phone with all that y'all jacking.

If you wanna come get her, I done invited you.

So if you wanna bring your f over here, come get it.

I whooped a two of them got me, but I tell you this much two of them like them, them two there.

They don't wanna f with me no more.

They don't wanna rock with me no more.

My f and like I said, tell that

She ought to be warming up what she behind the back in the background, telling you to c come tell me some.

Ain't that some man?

I'm gonna f and you come because you acting like a born too.

I'm a flap.

So what's up?

Okay, well look here, let me go and say this here to you then.

Can I can I tell you what she told me?

Man, you can tell me whatever you want to tell me really.

I don't what she told you, but what what's up?

I just want to tell you, she told me to prank phone call you.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Sam, you alright?

I'm straight, man.

I'm straight.

Man, y'all wrong the man.

Look here, man.

Y'all had me ready.

Hey, I gotta hear you say one more thing.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest, radio show in the land.

The Steve Harvey show, man.