Vote Republican

Yeah, this is him.

What's going on?

Hey, how you doing?

My name is Carl Bruceard.

I'm giving you a call.

Um we're actually reaching out to several people trying to see um, you know, which way people are actually voting for this coming election.

I'm with African Americans who want to make America great again, and we want to see if we can count on you to vote Republican this coming election.

No, no.

Republican?

Like for Donald Trump?

Well, yeah, I mean, you know, like I said, there's quite a few of us African Americans right here who are fond of the Republican Party.

And, you know, we're we're reaching out, we're doing quite a you know, making 50 phone calls and wanting to see can we count on certain people to be at the polls with us?

You can't count on the people.

I mean, no, I'm not about to be an Uncle Tom.

No, I'm not voting for Donald Trump.

That's not gonna make you an Uncle Tom, sir.

That just means that you you like the Republican Party and you support what they're doing.

Yeah, I don't why don't I don't support I don't support racism.

So, like, as a black dude, why would I vote for someone who that doesn't have my interest?

Like, no, I'm not voting for Trump.

How do you even get my number?

Who would even think no?

Calm down.

You know, maybe I can persuade you to think and look at it in a different light.

You know, the Republican Party, they doing some great things, they're doing some great things for African Americans.

Uh, employment is up.

I mean, you you gotta look at the positive side of things.

You know what I'm saying?

And not only that, you don't even sound like you believe that.

You sound like you're reading the script right now.

Like, do you even believe that?

Well, Jason, let me tell you this.

Not only that, you know, if we can count on you, if I can get your verbal that we can count on you, we're also gonna send you a t-shirt and a make America great uh great again hat.

You know, we're gonna send you that.

What the fuck is like wearing a make America great hat in my neighborhood with a goofy ass t-shirt?

I'm not about to no.

Are you trying to bribe my vote with a t-shirt and a stupid hat?

All I'm saying is, man, I'm real we're reaching out to African Americans across the country.

And we're just Yeah, you keep saying that, but like you're not gonna get the black vote just because you're black.

Like that they're not no, like, that's not how that works.

I'm not voting for Donald Trump.

Have you given it a chance?

Have you thought about it?

Have you ever been?

No, I haven't thought about it.

I know I'm not voting for Donald Trump.

I don't know who is in the ballot, I don't know who's gonna be election.

I know when I get into the voters' booth, if I see Donald Trump name, I'm not checking it.

I'm not marking it, I'm not circling it.

I ain't voting for the man.

Okay.

So you don't want the hat.

I'm gonna do a hat.

No, I don't want your stupid hat.

I could order a hat.

I don't want a hat with with Donald Trump's stupid name.

No, like, do you not get that?

I'm not vote for Donald Trump.

But I mean, it's a real popular hat though.

I think you'd like it.

You know what I mean?

You gotta be f with me.

I'm not I don't give a f about those dupe.

hat dude like do you not get that a hat is is that that's your selling point you're trying to sell me on Donald Trump and your selling point is a fing hat.

You know what I knew it was a bullshit I knew it's gonna answer this damn phone number I never answer phone numbers from people I know.

You w really man how much are they paying you to sit here and call other black people and try to sell them on Donald Trump.

Like man, you're the dude in the back of Donald Trump, the one black dude in the audience to sit in there with your goofy ass hat on trying to make America great again.

This is a bullshit I don't know why you can answer this damn phone.

Okay, sir.

All I'm trying to do is get you to broaden your your your your vision on this whole thing.

I want you to

that I'm I'm I'm done like I you're goofy as now and I hope they're giving you a fat check for this stupid that you're doing because this is ridiculous.

Okay well you know uh to be honest with you man I thought that you would like the hat I thought you would like the shirt you know I think that you're not giving it a fair shot you know I think you're just listening to all the the naysayers out there because honestly bro you're not you're not giving it a shot man there's some blacks out here that that that want to make America great again we wear

the hat with pride we wear the shirt with pride we need to rally up more of our people and l let them understand that you know the Republican is not a bad part.

You're dude get the f dude get the f off my phone.

You're literally your selling point is a damn hat and a t-shirt.

You mentioned those hats and t-shirts nineteen times.

I I I talk about the hats because I'm fond of the hat.

Okay I wear them all the time.

Alright?

I'm just trying to and I'm just trying to get you to look at uh Trump in a different light and look at the whole Republican Party in a different light.

You know what I mean?

That's all I want you to do.

I'm not voting for Donald Trump.

Unless you're about to send me a check I'm not voting for Donald Trump.

I'm not even he's paying you pay me that and then I might think about wearing that stupid hat.

But I'm not voting for Donald Trump.

So just call whatever other black person's on your list talk call Tyrone or Toshika, whoever else is next man, painter to them you like Donald Trump him for starting this bull ass Setting our kids over to Iraq and sh

that and everyone else the list that you have for the people that you have calling and take me off this goofy ass list.

That stupid hat.

I got a room full of fing hats and I'll be damned if I'm gonna wear that stupid ass red one.

So matter of fact, take my fing number and draw a bitty X to it and don't call me no more with your fing boy, because I'm done.

Okay, okay, sir.

Sir, you were recommended by Tommy.

He said you would be on board.

Well what mother f Tommy.

Who's Tommy?

But you you don't you don't remember Tommy said that you would be on board.

He said you would wear the shirt, he said you would wear the hat.

He said that you would probably, you know, stand behind Trump in the next rally.

Okay, well he's Tommy don't know what the f he's talking about, because I'd be damned I don't know no named Tommy.

I'm not wearing no f I'm not wearing that hat, I'm not vote with this man.

So take me off the list and stop f with me.

Like I'm done.

Donald Trump is not getting my f vote.

So whatever Tommy told you was a boy.

Okay.

Do you want to talk to Tommy?

Sure, why not?

What the f Tommy?

Who's Tommy?

Where's Tommy?

This is Tommy.

I'm telling me, baby nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morton show.

Yo.

Dude, you got me so hot in this parking lot, man.

I didn't

really I really didn't think you was gonna pick up, but you know, I got you, baby.

I got you.

Dang.

I I never answer unknown calls, dude.

I never do.

Say check this out.

So you work with a with this white guy named Brian.

You know Brian Henry, right?

I do know Brian.

Brian got me to prank phone call you.

Man.

Okay.

Dang.

He got me.

Man, I was like, I don't know what I don't know what the temperature is in your office and your workplace, but Brian said you gotta call my guy.

Okay.

All right, so White people got jokes now.

All right, no.

You know what?

Nah, man.

It's no, it it's it's on though, right?

Because if I were to a I'm gonna have someone claw damn about some democratic and see how they take it.

All white people, if any white people at my job will listen to this right now, because I know you guys are laugh at the office right now, listen to this.

Just no, I got y'all.

I'm getting all y'all bad.

That's for sure.

Uh all right, tell me this.

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Man, Steve Harvey Warner, so man.

Hello, I'm trying to get Francis.