Child Support

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A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.

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Speaker 1

I see where you get it from.

Speaker 1

You act just like her.

Speaker 1

Mama nosy, y'all from nosy ass people.

Speaker 1

Mind y'all damn business.

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That's a grown man.

Speaker 2

That ain't my mama said it from the get-go that it wasn't hunt that it it wasn't Damon Child.

Speaker 1

Nah, that means your mama's a two-faced lie, because you ain't what your mama said.

Speaker 2

You ain't finna sit here and bring my mama up in this.

Speaker 1

Well, if you know so much, then you bet come knock on my bell.

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Come knock on my belt if you want to.

Speaker 2

We done done the math.

Speaker 2

$750 times 12 times eight is $72,000.

Speaker 2

That's how much money my brother then sent you, and that's how much we want.

Speaker 2

Back.

Speaker 2

And I need you to get to working on this money.

Nah.

Speaker 1

Okay.

Speaker 1

Why don't you come over here and get?

Speaker 2

Don't get your whooped today, Terry.

Speaker 1

Come on over here.

Speaker 1

You don't see them get that whooped.

Speaker 1

You in Dallas.

Speaker 2

When is you I don't care nothing about it, but I'm in no Dallas.

Speaker 1

This ain't California.

Speaker 2

So what?

Speaker 1

I don't even know what the hell.

Speaker 1

I don't mom.

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I don't even know why I'm wasting my time talking to you.

Speaker 1

Like I said, you your brother is is a weak.

Speaker 1

If he got to have you had a meeting and you got to be the one to call?

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I I'm not really understanding.

Speaker 2

Look, I got one more thing I need to say to you.

Speaker 2

Is you listen to me.

Speaker 1

You know, you getting on my damn nerves.

Speaker 1

That's what you're doing.

Speaker 2

You you you respect me.

Speaker 2

Are you listening to me?

Speaker 1

What?

Speaker 2

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Speaker 2

You just got pranked.

Speaker 1

Oh my God.

Speaker 2

You just got pranked by your sister Tanya, baby.

Speaker 1

You know what?

Speaker 2

She said, talk to her about her baby daddy and that baby.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I don't play with the children.

Speaker 1

Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1

I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 2

All right, let me ask you this.

Speaker 2

What is the baddest?

Speaker 2

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 1

To Steve Harvey Moore.

Speaker 2

Take a listen.

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Child support.

Speaker 2

Don't even worry about that.

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I asked a n myself.

Hello?

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Is this is this phase on?

Speaker 3

Yeah, who's this?

Speaker 2

Hey man, let me ask you something.

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Let's just get straight to this.

Speaker 2

Do you plan on sending child support to Florida or not?

What?

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When are you gonna send child support?

Speaker 3

Say what?

Speaker 2

Say ain't nobody.

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This ain't no game.

Speaker 2

Is you gonna send child support?

Speaker 2

Because you you already know what time it is.

Speaker 3

Who are you, man?

Okay.

Speaker 2

Let me go get me walk back and go through this slow with you.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, let's do that.

Speaker 3

Let's do that.

Speaker 2

Say so you know more.

Speaker 2

Alright, say no more.

Speaker 2

Alright, so I'm in Florida.

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You already know what's up.

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My name Danny.

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I'm hitting you up trying to figure out what the f is up with child support.

Speaker 3

Oh, you know what?

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I'm you know what?

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Daddy, uh uh man, please forgive me.

Speaker 3

Send me your address real quick if I could uh just bring it to you, put it in your hand.

Speaker 2

Oh, it's okay, so it's like that.

Speaker 2

All right.

Speaker 3

Yeah, that's what you want, right?

Speaker 3

Just that's what you call me c cussing me out.

Speaker 3

I don't even know what the f you are, okay.

Speaker 2

But you know what the f I'm talking about, though.

Speaker 2

You know what the f I'm talking about.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3

That's what I said.

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Just send me your address real quick, and I'm gonna just come out and put it put in your hand, blood.

Speaker 3

Okay, bring it out, you know, because I you know I know you care about my daughter.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2

I do.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 2

What but what but I what I'm trying to do is get the s I know.

Speaker 3

Just give me your address.

Speaker 2

I'm just trying to get this taken care of.

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All you gotta do is put your s in the mail.

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We ain't you ain't gotta I ain't gotta give you my.

Speaker 3

No, no, no, no, no, no.

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No, no, no.

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I'm in Florida right now.

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I'm here right now.

Speaker 2

Okay, then it's whatever then.

Speaker 2

That's what you want.

Speaker 3

Listen to me.

Speaker 3

You don't know you don't miss the fish.

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My leg.

Speaker 2

If that's what do you want me to meet you somewhere?

Speaker 3

I was thinking you ain't giving me your address.

Speaker 2

Okay, well, it is what it is.

Speaker 3

You tell me you want you said you want this money.

Speaker 2

Hey, you just tell me I ain't the rental car n I ain't that.

Speaker 3

Hey, who the f is this?

Speaker 2

This nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, man.

Speaker 2

Derek Keener got me the prank phone call, you dog.

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Fayz on

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Phaez up now.

Speaker 2

I ain't gonna lie, I was nervous to the man.

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I ain't finna f with this dude, man.

Speaker 3

Uh you can I'm like,

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you gotta look all you can't.

Speaker 3

Well, alright.

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You a

man.

Speaker 3

You don't got my blood pressure out.

Speaker 3

I need some god water or something.

Speaker 3

Oh man, you gonna

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hold on, I'm gonna get him on the phone now.

Speaker 2

Oh

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boy.

Speaker 2

Faison, we love you, boy.

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I love you, love you, man.

Speaker 3

Oh man, you keep man keep talking, you man.

Speaker 2

You you a you a beast you a beast out there, boy.

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I appreciate you, man.

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All right, fake face on it's cool for me to it's cool for me to run this man.

Speaker 2

You alright with it?

Speaker 3

Yeah, man, you got me.

Speaker 3

All right, bro.