Child Support
5:46A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.
Transcript
144 linesI see where you get it from.
You act just like her.
Mama nosy, y'all from nosy ass people.
Mind y'all damn business.
That's a grown man.
That ain't my mama said it from the get-go that it wasn't hunt that it it wasn't Damon Child.
Nah, that means your mama's a two-faced lie, because you ain't what your mama said.
You ain't finna sit here and bring my mama up in this.
Well, if you know so much, then you bet come knock on my bell.
Come knock on my belt if you want to.
We done done the math.
$750 times 12 times eight is $72,000.
That's how much money my brother then sent you, and that's how much we want.
Back.
And I need you to get to working on this money.
Nah.
Okay.
Why don't you come over here and get?
Don't get your whooped today, Terry.
Come on over here.
You don't see them get that whooped.
You in Dallas.
When is you I don't care nothing about it, but I'm in no Dallas.
This ain't California.
So what?
I don't even know what the hell.
I don't mom.
I don't even know why I'm wasting my time talking to you.
Like I said, you your brother is is a weak.
If he got to have you had a meeting and you got to be the one to call?
I I'm not really understanding.
Look, I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Is you listen to me.
You know, you getting on my damn nerves.
That's what you're doing.
You you you respect me.
Are you listening to me?
What?
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.
You just got pranked.
Oh my God.
You just got pranked by your sister Tanya, baby.
You know what?
She said, talk to her about her baby daddy and that baby.
Yeah, I don't play with the children.
Oh my gosh.
I'm so embarrassed.
All right, let me ask you this.
What is the baddest?
I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
To Steve Harvey Moore.
Take a listen.
Child support.
Don't even worry about that.
I asked a n myself.
Hello?
Yeah.
Is this is this phase on?
Yeah, who's this?
Hey man, let me ask you something.
Let's just get straight to this.
Do you plan on sending child support to Florida or not?
What?
When are you gonna send child support?
Say what?
Say ain't nobody.
This ain't no game.
Is you gonna send child support?
Because you you already know what time it is.
Who are you, man?
Okay.
Let me go get me walk back and go through this slow with you.
Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
Let's do that.
Say so you know more.
Alright, say no more.
Alright, so I'm in Florida.
You already know what's up.
My name Danny.
I'm hitting you up trying to figure out what the f is up with child support.
Oh, you know what?
I'm you know what?
Daddy, uh uh man, please forgive me.
Send me your address real quick if I could uh just bring it to you, put it in your hand.
Oh, it's okay, so it's like that.
All right.
Yeah, that's what you want, right?
Just that's what you call me c cussing me out.
I don't even know what the f you are, okay.
But you know what the f I'm talking about, though.
You know what the f I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I said.
Just send me your address real quick, and I'm gonna just come out and put it put in your hand, blood.
Okay, bring it out, you know, because I you know I know you care about my daughter.
Yeah, I do.
I do.
Yeah.
What but what but I what I'm trying to do is get the s I know.
Just give me your address.
I'm just trying to get this taken care of.
All you gotta do is put your s in the mail.
We ain't you ain't gotta I ain't gotta give you my.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm in Florida right now.
I'm here right now.
Okay, then it's whatever then.
That's what you want.
Listen to me.
You don't know you don't miss the fish.
My leg.
If that's what do you want me to meet you somewhere?
I was thinking you ain't giving me your address.
Okay, well, it is what it is.
You tell me you want you said you want this money.
Hey, you just tell me I ain't the rental car n I ain't that.
Hey, who the f is this?
This nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, man.
Derek Keener got me the prank phone call, you dog.
Fayz on
Phaez up now.
I ain't gonna lie, I was nervous to the man.
I ain't finna f with this dude, man.
Uh you can I'm like,
you gotta look all you can't.
Well, alright.
You a
man.
You don't got my blood pressure out.
I need some god water or something.
Oh man, you gonna
hold on, I'm gonna get him on the phone now.
Oh
boy.
Faison, we love you, boy.
I love you, love you, man.
Oh man, you keep man keep talking, you man.
You you a you a beast you a beast out there, boy.
I appreciate you, man.
All right, fake face on it's cool for me to it's cool for me to run this man.
You alright with it?
Yeah, man, you got me.
All right, bro.