Your wife is in the limo

Hey, hey, how you doing? Hey, listen, man. My name's Phil, dawg. I know you threw some other people. Your brother's a b****, right?

Yeah, that's my brother. Yeah, what's happening?

Listen, man, I'm calling you cause there's something going on, right?

Hold on, hold on, hold on, dawg. First of all, everything I ask my brother, right? You mean this ain't no trouble, is it?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay.

Straight, man. Listen, though, you married to a b****, right?

Okay. Well, see, man, what I'm trying to...

Okay, look, look, look, look, man. I mean, spit it out. What's happening, boss?

Listen, what I'm trying to explain to you, once again, my name's for you.

Okay.

Part-time, I drive limos, and I'm actually driving right now.

Okay. Okay, what's up?

Well, I had seen your wife. You know, I knew you was a little brother.

You know, I was like, okay, this right here ain't cool.

Hold on, boss. You seen my wife? What you mean, my wife? How you know...

What are you talking about?

Okay, okay, okay, Rob, let me ask you, is your wife there right now?

No, boss, my wife's been gone, man.

She was out with her sister and her homegirls, man.

They've been gone.

Where you trying to get at, man?

What's my brother doing?

Okay, okay, listen, okay, I got, hey, hey, I understand.

Just listen to me, man.

Listen.

Hey, man, I done been dogged out of many times by some ladies, you know what I'm saying?

I just hate to see brothers get done wrong.

I don't like it.

Get done wrong?

Where are you coming from, dog?

Listen, dog, you need to go ahead and spit out all this rambling and s***.

Okay, okay, listen, man.

I need to get to the point, dog.

I drive limousine, and what I'm trying to say to you is...

What you trying to say, man? Spit it out.

Your wife is in the back of the limousine I'm driving right now.

She in the back, so what?

What, the girls out and...

No, no, man.

If it was a bunch of girls out, I wouldn't even be calling you, bro.

Your wife is in the back of this limousine with a man.

What the f***, man? What the f***, man?

Hey, y'all step out the room for a minute, man.

Step out the room for a minute.

Step out the room.

Hold on.

Hold on, boss.

Step out the room for a minute, man.

Step out the room.

Hello?

See him?

Hey, look, man.

You need to come correct, man, because this ain't no matter right here, dog.

You're saying that my wife, you got my wife in the back of the limousine you're driving.

What she got on, dog?

What she got on?

What color is it that she got on?

A black dress with white lines in it.

What the ****?

Well, yeah

Hey, hey, hey, I'm trying to make sure I got the right person

You know my brother you got that accomplished and you say that you got my life

Who the **** was ****? Who the **** y'all? Who the **** man?

Okay, dog. Listen, man. What I'm trying to say is this. See, dog, I've been on this road here myself, man. You know what I'm saying?

Look, dog. Just tell me this, man. If the broad that's sitting in the back, do she got the curls coming down on the side? That's all I need to know. Do she got the curls that's dangling on the side?

Yeah.

I ain't hear you, boss. I ain't hear you. Speak up, man.

I said, yeah, man. I can't talk loud, man. They in the back.

Man, you callin' me, dog, and this can be your s**t.

You won't call, and you try to make it straight, right?

So you bring it on over to where I'm at, boss.

Dog, I can't do that, man.

I can't bring it on over to where I'm at.

What the f**k?

You can't do that, dog.

You gon' act crazy, dog.

You gon' act crazy, man.

I'm telling you.

See, what the f**k you name me a little, boss?

You call me, put it on the phone.

F**k that.

Put it on the phone.

I can't.

Get a phone to her, dog.

Get a phone.

You need to drive to the f**k where I'm at, boss.

because this s*** is going to be hammered right now.

This guy is another hitter.

I said I'm going to go right back to my home.

Hold up, hold up.

Man, I can't hear you, dawg.

Listen, listen, all this whispering and s***.

You either need to stop this car and say you need to s*** or some s***.

Stand outside the car and tell me where the hell the s*** you at.

I can come meet you wherever the hell you at, dawg.

Or you need to bust that s*** around and tell her s*** that you got to take a detour or some s***, dawg.

Because this s*** is real, dawg.

Calm, calm, man.

Hold on, you don't even know me, man.

You ain't messing with the wrong one, though.

So listen, boss.

Here's the thing, boss.

Look, I'm either going to find out which limousine you serve with the weather you drive,

and I'm going to find yours, or you're going to have to come find me, dog.

You're messing with the wrong one.

Put on the phone, boss.

Put on the phone.

Hey, dog.

Hey, put on the phone, man.

I ain't got time to be.

Hey, look, look, look, look, look.

Hey, you would help me out.

Appreciate the call, man.

Put on the phone, man.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Rob.

Rob

What's up man?

Okay listen

Man you think this a game?

Man I'm finna come find you

Hey dawg

Okay do you want

I'm gonna give you the address or whatever

We don't have to doubt dawg

They finna go

Listen

Listen

We don't have to doubt

We don't have to doubt

Listen

We don't have to doubt

We don't have to doubt

We don't have to doubt

We don't have to doubt

We don't have to doubt

So

All I know is they

They gonna stop at the hotel for a minute man

At the train stop

Hotel?

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Don't don't act like that man. Hey, look, you got one more time to be trying to tell me how

Okay. Okay. I'm trying to tell you man, but listen to me. I want to tell you one more thing, man

I ain't got time for no more one more thing. The one more thing you need to be telling me is where you at though

Where you at man? This is nephew tommy from the steve harvey morning show. You just got pranked by your wife

What the, nephew, dog, nephew Tommy

Hey, this is nephew Tommy in the flesh, baby

Um, man, am I on the radio, man

God, my bad, my bad, my bad, man

You got me, man, you got me, man, golly

Hey, let me end this up, man

Oh, man

Before we go, Rob, what is, man, the baddest radio show in the world?

Oh, man, the Steve f***ing Huff

Uh, hello, I'm trying to reach Risa, please, Risa d***s