Wife vs Mistress

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach um

uh is this Phyllis.

Yes, it is.

Who am I speaking to?

All right, Phyllis.

This is this is Sean down at the job.

I work out here with Claire.

Your husband Clem.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, okay.

How are you?

I'm good.

He slipped and fell today.

What?

And uh he hurt himself.

Uh uh he got leaves a little shaken up here at the job.

So what happened?

What do you what do you what happened?

Well, I I think he he the he definitely pulled something in his back.

But uh

we um no no who are you now?

I'm his wife.

I'm I'm my children.

You're you're you're Phyllis.

That's right, that's correct.

Okay, because we got listed that his wife is Janice, and we tried to call her earlier, but we didn't get an answer.

I'm his wife, sir.

I'm his wife.

I don't know who uh who Janice.

Who the hell is Janice?

Janice is who he has listed for a contact when he when uh when it's emergency contact or something should happen.

No, y'all must no, y'all got that mixed up.

Y'all must have mixed that up somehow.

Sh he wouldn't have put no no damn Janice as his wife.

I'm his wife, feel it.

So I don't know who who messed up, but that ain't right.

I'm the wife.

Okay, well, it has her listed as the wife and call her as a contact if something goes wrong.

Well, I don't know what to tell you because I'm his wife.

Now I don't I don't know who messed up.

Hold on one second.

Let me let me click over one second of the call come.

Okay, that was Janice.

What?

She said she'll she's gonna come out to the job, so you don't have to.

No, hold on.

Janice is, but y'all need to get it straight.

Because I'm in the house.

Well she says she's gonna she's gonna she's she says she's gonna come and take him to the doctor.

No, she ain't gonna know where, sir.

I'm his wife.

I'm taking him.

Y'all you don't let you don't lease my husband to know naughty.

I'm his freaking wife.

So y'all need to straighten y'all down.

Janice says she'll be right here in ten minutes, man.

I think I'll be there in ten minutes too, and I bet y'all better not release my husband or nobody.

I'm his white.

I don't know who no d Janice is, but y'all need to get that straight.

I'm on my way.

And you tell Janice if she beat me there, tell her on that sister.

Produce some marriage certificate papers or something.

Tell her to produce that.

I got the papers on that man.

Okay, well, I'm just saying, uh Janice is she he does have her on the list, man, so I can't really What do you have on the list, sir?

I don't give a d what's on the list.

Well, why would the name on the list, ma'am?

Why would her name be above your name on the list?

You know what?

I'm not finna play this little ring around the rosy with you.

I got papers on that man.

So you better y'all best hold up until I get there in case y'all want some more problems.

I'm gonna release him to Janice as soon as she gets here.

You Sir, you better release my husband and know about it.

All y'all must be laid out on the floor.

So I'm gonna tell you right now, if my husband don't go when I get there, it's gonna be some full blown going down.

So you best just wait till I get there.

This is a bunch of bullsh, but it's gonna end when I get there.

I'm Mala on her way.

I got to hang up with you.

I ain't got time to play with you either.

So I'm all my way 'cause she gonna answer for this.

Janice might get a beat down and your gonna get the business if my husband ain't there.

Oh, you hear me?

You heard I I hear you, I hear you, man.

I ain't got time to be going back and forth with you playing ring around the road, then I'm a grown ass woman.

I thought you said dope.

I seem like I got some business to take care of over there.

Okay, well, well, what am I supposed to do with Janice?

Like I said, you tell that to hold the f up.

I'm on my way.

She's trying to represent like he means trying to be me.

Okay, then what do you want me to tell?

Okay, what do you want me to be material?

What what do you what do you want me to tell Tommy?

Who Tommy?

I don't even know no folly.

Who Tommy?

That's me, baby.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Yo husband Slimm got me to play phone call you.

Okay.

Y'all really sh okay.

Y'all really.

I'm gonna get all y'all.