Husband Fell at Work

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach um

uh is this Phyllis?

Yes, it is.

Who am I speaking to?

All right, Phyllis, this is this is John down at the job.

I work out here with Clem, your husband Clem.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, okay.

How are you?

I'm good.

He slipped and fell today.

What?

And uh he hurt himself.

Uh uh he got leaves a little shaken up here at the job.

So what happened?

What do you what he what happened?

Well, I I think he he the he definitely pulled something in his back.

But uh

we um no no who are you now?

I'm his wife.

I'm I'm just my filling.

You're you're you're Phyllis.

That's right, that's correct.

Okay, because we got listed that his wife is Janice, and we tried to call her earlier, but we didn't get an answer.

I'm his wife, sir.

I'm his wife.

I don't know who uh who Janice.

Who the hell is Janice?

Janice is who he has listed for a contact when he's when uh when it's emergency contact or something should happen.

Well, y'all must you know, y'all got that mixed up.

Y'all must have mixed that up somehow.

He wouldn't have put no no damn Janice as his wife.

I'm his wife, Philadelphia, but that ain't right.

I'm the wife.

Okay, well it has her listed as the wife and call her as a contact if something goes wrong.

Well, I don't know what to tell you because I'm his wife.

Now I don't I don't know who messed up.

Hold on one second.

Let me let me click over one second, there's a call coming.

Give me one second.

Janice on the dog on what this.

Okay, that was Janice.

What?

She said she'll p she's gonna come out to the job.

So you don't have to work on the job.

No, I'm coming out to the job.

I'm his wife.

I don't know who no damn Janice is, but y'all need to get it straight because I'm his damn wife.

She says she's gonna she's gonna she's she says she's gonna come and take him to the doctor.

No, she ain't gonna know.

I'm his freaking wife.

So y'all need to figure y'all shit out.

Janice says she'll be right here in ten minutes.

Well, right.

I bet y'all be there in ten minutes too, and I bet y'all better not release my husband or nobody.

I'm his damn white.

I don't know who no damn Janice is, but y'all need to get that straight.

I'm on my way.

And you tell Janice if she beat me there, so hold up, sister.

Produce some damn married certificate papers or something.

Tell her to produce that.

I got the papers on that man.

Okay, well, I'm just saying, uh Janice is she he does have her on the list, man, so I can't really.

You know what?

I'm not finna play this little ring around the rosy with you.

I got papers on that man.

So you better

best hold up until I get there in case y'all want some more problems.

I'm gonna release him to Janice as soon as she gets there.

You sir, you better release my fucking husband to no damn body.

All y'all motherfuckers gonna be laid out on the floor.

So I'ma tell you right now, if my husband don't go when I get there, it's gonna be some full blown shit going down.

So you best just wait till I get there.

This is a bunch of bullshit, but it's gonna end when I get there.

I'm mama on her way.

I got to hang up with you.

I ain't got time to play with you either.

So I'm on my damn way because she gonna answer for this shit.

Janice might get a beat down, and your ass gonna get the business if my husband ain't there.

Oh, okay.

I I hear you.

I hear you.

I ain't got time to be going back and forth with you playing ring around the road.

I'm a grown ass woman.

I got you to go.

I seem like I got some business to take care of over there.

Okay, well, well, what am I supposed to do with Janice?

Like I said, you tell that bitch to hold the fuck up.

I'm on my way.

She's trying to represent like she, me.

That bitch trying to be me.

Okay, you want me to tell you that you can't tell that bitch like she ain't no motherfucking wife.

She might be a little bit more than a little bit.

What what do you what do you want me to tell Tommy?

Who a fucking Tommy?

I don't even know no motherfucking Tommy.

Who Tommy?

That's me, baby.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Yo husband Slimit got me to prank phone call you.

Okay, y'all fucking full as shit.

Okay.

Y'all are fully shit.

I'm okay.

I ain't got trying to be playing with y'all like this.

I'm gonna kick all y'all asses.

Hey, I got one more thing to ask you, baby.

What's the baddest radio?

What's the baddest radio show in the land?

All right, baby.

Clement all right.

Ain't nothing wrong with it.