You Ate Rabbit

Tammy, please.

Uh, this is she.

Hey, Tammy, this is uh uh Dexter um over here at Catering.

We catered your uh your Aunt Bridget's uh Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

That's right.

How are you doing, Dexter?

It's good to hear from you.

Okay, good, good.

I'm uh going through the uh paperwork here, and I know we have uh an invoice for you all.

I wanted to reach out to you.

This is not a bad time, is it?

No, this is a good time.

Okay.

So first of all, did everybody enjoy uh everything that we we put out for you guys?

Yeah, we had a good old time.

My auntie Bridget, she was so happy.

There was no better way to bring in her 60th birthday party.

We had a great time.

The food was delicious.

We are so grateful.

So thank you so much.

You and your team did a bomb job.

Okay, good deal.

Good deal.

I I I was here when they loaded up the van and everything, and I wanted to make sure I wanted to follow back up.

But listen, I'm looking at the paperwork and um and uh we had a little mishap, and I wanted to let you know that we're not going to um we're not gonna charge you guys for the chicken.

Um

they made a mistake and uh they put the wrong pan on the van, and they uh I noticed that the chicken was actually still here.

So we want to take off, take that off, and I won't that won't be on the uh on the invoice.

So I'm taking all the the entire cross to chicken will be completely taken out, okay?

Real quick, let's back up a bit because we had a lot of people at the party.

We definitely had chicken.

We got some chicken.

Yeah, I know you had you ordered smothered chicken, but like I said, the guy put the wrong pan on the tr on the van, you know, and actually this mother chicken was actually still here uh, you know, here at the uh at the shop.

So, you know, like I said, we made a mistake.

I'm gonna take it off, and that that'll probably knock your you knock a couple hundred dollars off of off of you all's price.

Hold on, hold on, Dexter.

So, so what are you saying?

So, what were we eating if it wasn't smothered?

Chicken.

What was it?

Uh, well, Miss Tammy, like I say, the the the you know, I got on this kid for making this mistake.

Uh, you know, I got on him real bad about it when bring, you know, putting the wrong pan on there.

But like I say, this what you guys had wasn't what that was a chicken.

What was it, though?

That's what I'm asking you.

What was it?

That was the actually what he put on there by mistake, Miss Tammy.

That that was that was rabbit.

What?

You can't be f serious right now.

Are are you out of your rabbit mind?

Are you f serious?

You're calling

me that your team put the wrong tray on the f trucks and then served it to my family?

And you're trying to call me about f 200?

Are you fing serious?

More than that.

You owe me more than that.

You don't know who the f is allergic to that.

And you're calling me about 200 f dollars?

Are you out of your fing mind?

Well, I I I wanted to credit you all that.

You know what I'm saying?

No, and it ain't gonna be no credit.

It ain't gonna be no credit.

It ain't no credit.

Credit.

Richard could have died.

Monty could have died, Lucia.

We got kids in there.

You don't know our fing dietary needs.

Are you crazy?

Well, I mean, but you say you liked it though.

It don't matter if I f like that.

I can f all out tonight.

Stupid.

I'm getting a f attorney.

I'm done with this.

This is f stupid.

And who the f wanna eat bugs bunny?

Does that f like to you?

Huh?

Are you f stupid?

I'm so fing annoyed right now.

Seriously.

We ain't no woods people.

We ain't no country people.

Wrong with you.

Okay, but but but but y'all like it though, right?

No, but you gonna like my foot up your f though.

That's what you gonna like.

I'm gonna be there later.

Because your f is stupid.

Your f is stupid, my foot gonna be up your f and your f gonna be hopping around like a f rabbit.

The rabbit that you serve me.

Okay, let me okay, let me ask you this here.

Now, Ava, Ava Miss Ava is your mama, right?

What the f my mama got to do with this rabbit?

What she got to do with this?

Okay.

See.

Your mama

got me to call you.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Auburn Morty Show.

Your mama A

got me to pray for

you.

I am so sorry.

Oh my God.

This is crazy.

Oh my god.

Good morning.

This is crazy.

Your crazy.

Y'all are gonna get it.

This is crazy.

Oh man.

All right, Sammy.

Tell me this, baby.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the lake.

Steve Harvey Morning.

Uh yes, I'm trying to reach a brother Keith, please.