Caterer Accused of Stealing Crystal

Well, she's southern.

She's country.

Straight up out of Dallas, Texas.

She is considered the caterer.

And I have accused her of stealing my crystal from my ain't his house.

It's the caterer, y'all.

Somebody bring me a pill.

Y'all, this is uncut.

This is uncensored.

Hold on tight.

I'll be back.

Cut this up loud.

Yeah.

That's what I'm telling her.

I'm finna sit here and ask her when I get on.

Hello?

May I speak to Ma'am speak to Vivian?

This is Vivian.

Are you the lady that did the catering for uh Danon with Jefferson last week?

Yes, I sure did.

Okay, this is her nephew Randy.

Listen, we missing two Teflon pots, and we missing some crystal serving dishes, and we know y'all got them.

You know I got no, you don't know I get a motherfucking thing.

Let me tell you one thing about my catering service.

Baby, we don't have to steal nothing, baby.

We makes too much money to steal, and we don't use no cheap ass teflons.

Matter of fact, when I went, y'all ain't doing with Jefferson, baby.

That lady's so broke, do you know she asked me because she m uh paid me with a money order?

Baby, please, I had to bring my own pots and pants.

She ain't had no Teflon, damn sure I ain't had no crystal.

We missing some crystal from over here and we know y'all had it.

Now look.

Look, baby, well, you must have stolen and went and sold it for some of them damn crack rocks y'all be smoking on.

But I know one thing, my catering company ain't gotta steal nothing, baby.

And let me tell you something else about your broke ass lady.

She don't call me and tell me that I need to bring my own dishes from the first place, so I know good and well.

Ain't no Teflon.

She knew she ain't had no damn dishes in the face.

I had some I had some Teflon over there, and they belong to me.

That's how I know they miss it.

Let me tell you something.

You done packed that shit up somewhere and took it to one of them all wrongy females house and left them over there, baby, because let me tell you, we don't have to steal.

We use cast iron, we don't use no damn Teflon no way.

My Teflon is missing, and my crystal dishes is missing for serving.

Let me tell you something.

You think I'm no crystal?

We don't use crystal, baby.

Stirling silver and cast iron.

Well, you want damn teflon.

Now, baby, do I need to car go with her?

Cause I see no hell you trying to get out of here.

You ain't got the car.

You're dealing with me right now.

My stuff.

This Randy, Randy, you better you the one got my stuff.

You ain't got my anus stuff.

Let me tell you something, you sorry, sap sucking motherfucker.

You baby, you won't call my phone with that bullshit, baby.

I don't have to steal.

Do you know how much money I make, baby?

I don't, I baby, I got the whole damn floor work sold up with my catering company, baby.

I'm gonna make sure that your catering company gets talked about that y'all stealing people's stuff, because my dishes is missing.

Okay, well, why my winner ain't called me.

The winner is a coward ass bitch.

Now see, I knew she was gonna do some shit like this.

This is why I don't like catering for black folk, because they don't know how to act.

See, that's why I always go around to a white people because they pay me good.

She don't get me a damn money order.

Now you come out some damn teflon pot.

Baby, let me tell you something about me.

When I went to school and got my degree to be this chef, baby, I ain't had no, they told me nothing about stealing nobody's dishes.

You tell every somebody else.

You know what?

I'm gonna put flyers all over Dallas, Texas, and let them know that your ass, Vivian, ain't no good cater.

You steal people's stuff when you come to their house.

Baby, let me tell you something.

I don't know what's going on, but you better stop the madness this instance, because I'm gonna have to call 911 on you for the couple.

Then you call them then, because I need my Teflon discs.

Well, baby, you better go to K Martin and get you something, baby, because I don't got no damn Teflon.

And if you call my damn phone again, it's gonna be something now.

Randy, Dandy, I don't know who this is, but let me tell you something, motherfucker.

You better stop calling my phone accusing me, baby, because I don't steal.

And I wouldn't know better.

Let me tell you one, let me tell you one more thing.

You hear me?

Listen, are you listening, Vivian?

Yes, I'm listening, motherfucker.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harper morning show.

You just got pranked by your sister Terry.

I feel

kidding.

Oh my god.

I'm finna go find that bitch.

You can wait till I see that bitch.

Oh my God.

Got my blood pressure on left.

Trying to give me a pickle.

Well, you lost it.

She told me she said my sister love her catering service.

She say, and somebody, she gonna lose it as soon as you start talking negative about her.

Damn, you went there.

Okay, baby, because I don't play them kind of games.

Oh my god, I need to cow can't.

Oh, this can't you come?

You are good.

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I listen to y'all every morning on here and down the same.