10-Year Affair

All right, this is Mitch Speaker.

Hello.

Can I?

Yeah, speaking of Kelly.

Um, she she's not in who who am I speaking with?

This is Cameron.

Do you know when she'll be back home?

Uh nah, brother, but um is it something I could do?

I mean, I could definitely take a message.

Um

are you her husband?

Yes, I'm her husband.

So so what's your name again, brother?

What's your name?

Her name is Cameron.

I was trying to get Kelly on the phone, I wanted to talk to her.

I'm I'm I'm I'm sorry, can't uh Cameron.

You you you gotta let me know something, you know what I mean, brother, like you calling and something you crying.

My

Kelly Kelly broke up with me a couple of days ago.

I just I can't I can't go through it, man.

Hold hold on, brother.

You said she broke up with you like my wife Kelly?

Are you sure you had the right number?

Kelly broke Kelly, Kelly Kelly and I have been

secretly seeing each other, man, for the last ten years.

And now as of two days ago, you know, sh she comes to me saying she don't um she don't want to do this no more.

She gonna uh focus on her family.

And I've been there I've been there for her through thick and thin.

Anything she needed, anything she wanted, whatever whenever her kids was going doing something, I supported her.

Oh nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga.

Not my wife, not my Kelly.

Like your your your your daughter Aaron, you know, I go to the cheerleading competitions when she's when she's cheering.

Nigga, you you

you don't know my damn w you don't know my wife.

You got a nerve to be calling my phone.

Man, I just want Kelly back.

I just want Kelly back.

Kelly

Kelly.

Hey, hey, wait, hey my stop crying.

You know what, matter of fact?

I'm gonna call my wife right now and I'll go see if this shit is

And this is you wanna see me.

You know where I was at twelve months ago, motherfucker.

I was in charity, motherfucker.

Listen!

You know what?

I'm getting off the motherfucking phone.

Bye, bitch.

Hey, pussy nigga.

What the fuck you blocking your phone number for?

You know what?

My wife ain't picking up.

But I bet you this, I bet you this motherfucker.

I bet you this.

When she does, when she does,

listen, dude, I ain't trying to go fish the cuff with you, man.

Fuck you.

You're gonna call me telling my kids and all this shit.

And I you doing all this shit, my wife got out there.

Call me.

Hold on, bitch.

Hello?

Make sure you tell her to call me.

Alright.

Hello?

Hey man, look, dog.

You you dog, you getting a I mean, you getting out of rate, man.

All I wanted you to do, I wanted you to I wanted you to talk to Kelly, man, and see if you can get her to just understand what you know not to do this.

Everything been good for 10 years, dog.

Everything been good, you know.

Hold on, bitch, nigga.

Hold on, bitch.

Hold on.

Hello?

Mama D.

Yeah, yeah.

Um, have you talked to Kelly or or has can't speak to Kelly today?

Well, well, can you tell her, you know, give her tell her to give me a call myself or give me a call at home.

No, no, no, nothing, nothing is wrong.

85.

Alright, none of you killed.

Alright.

Dude, you do not have to call Mama D, man.

You did not have to do you know she got out of blood pressure.

You didn't have to call Mama D.

Listen, man, if you fucking my wife, if you know my my mother-in-law, I'm gonna find out, nigga.

And if it is true, you know what?

You can have fucking Kelly.

You can have her ass, but I guarantee you this motherfucker, I will have your ass.

I'm gonna hunt your ass down, motherfucker.

You better look we better have some fucking eyeballs in the back and your motherfucking ear, you better buy some earth.

You know what, man?

When I when I s when I see you at church, man, you it don't even seem like you could you can act like this, dog.

Have you ever shook my hand, motherfucker?

I'ma say this, man.

With when Tommy introduced me to Kelly, I did not think you was gonna come to me.

Who the fuck is Tommy?

Huh?

Say what?

You don't got to motherfucker.

I said, Who the fuck is Tommy?

You said Tommy introduced you to my wife.

Who the fuck is Tommy?

You don't know Tommy?

Motherfucker, dog, man.

Listen, man.

Who the fuck is Tommy, dude?

For real Tommy.

Tell me, man.

Tommy.

Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

It's me, baby.

Your wife Kelly got me to pray.

Phone call you.

Nigga.

Motherfucker.

What motherfucker, listen, y'all.

Listen, man.

This my motherfucker.

Telling you this, motherfucker.

This whole motherfucker block was about to be set on fire.

I was about to be back.

I was about to be back, nigga.

I told y'all, man, I was just up in fucking county twelve months ago, dog.

I'll be empty my pocket and took the shoe strings out of my shoes, dog.

I'm walking.

Okay, I got I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man.

What is the bad And I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Oh shit, man.

Steve Harlem Marty Show, man.

Tommy, you know what, man?

I should kick your ass real, man.

You got a lot of motherfucking jokes, man.

I can share some see you.

Oh shit, man.

Man.

You wanna give you you wanna give a drink or something, dog?

I need something.

I need something.

I need to drink and I need a punch of motherfuckers.

Something.

God damn.