2-Year Affair with Marie

Because at the end of the day, the bottom line is Marie do wanna be with me.

Hold on.

What did you say your name was again?

Faz on.

Say that real flow, what you just told.

You and my wife.

We we've been we've been we've been seeing each other, you know, basically been having an affair for the last two years, man.

So like this been going on two years.

But I'm like I said, man, I'm coming at you like a real man, you know?

Like a real man.

You y'all been messing around for two years behind my back.

Yeah, yeah.

But I mean, like I say, you know, I was trying to get her to go on and say something, you know what I'm saying?

But you but you knew she was married.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, I knew that.

But you know, but you still just don't you go you coming up in my house.

They better not have been.

Hold on, hold on, you you claim to be this Mr.

Real Man and sh but you behind my back.

When you over me in my house when you know you see my picture up on the mountain piece, you see me smile and you know we've been together since prime.

Hey, hey man, I that ain't that I can't even respect that.

It ain't no no no that ain't even no no real man.

Okay, okay, I I don't understand why you don't see the real man.

And get past this, you see.

I'll get past it.

No, hold on.

We now we just got started.

You gonna call me talking about you on some real man you face out love.

What the hell are you you call me up talking about you sleeping around my wife for two years and now you you claim you on some some real man?

Uh I I mean I'm keeping it real, man.

I'm being real about it.

I'm a real I'm a real man.

That's what it is.

You know, you you claim you be on the real man, but you knew that my wife will marry.

Oh okay, yeah, I did know she was married.

Yeah, so now now you and that.

Nah, now I got to deal with you.

You know what I'm saying?

It ain't you know, this ain't even my cause you know, so I I'm gonna deal with her.

But now I see I got to deal with you since you want to be Mr.

Real Man.

Now you done came up against the real man.

This the real real man, okay?

Now I understand this if you saying you didn't know.

But you been knowing about me for two years.

But see man, I but I but I now you coming to me on some quote unquote real man.

Hey, hey, hey man, I put it over there for her to to work it out.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm thinking she gonna work tell you what's happening.

No, no, no.

See I yeah, do you you you leave her out of this, okay?

I'ma deal with that.

Okay.

Marie is It's my responsibility.

Okay, you don't do nothing for Marie, okay?

I pay Marie bills, I take Marie to the doctor, I take care of Marie.

So you are the one who is in disrespect mode, okay?

And you done disrespecting me because you done said you already knew about me.

But you up here in my house.

So now you hold some up for some real man.

Now I'm gonna bring the real man to you, okay?

I'm gonna bring the real man to you.

What is your whole name?

What is your real name?

My name is Fazon.

Okay.

So and you you at the job.

I work okay with Marie, yeah.

Okay, f I'm I'm I'm gonna come back on your lunch break.

Okay.

You ain't dealing with the real man.

I'm I'm gonna deal with the real man.

Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey man, listen.

First of all, I'm not finna fight you.

You say you're a f real man, and you ain't no real man, a real f man pay bills.

You know what I'm saying?

You don't walk around having body facts, talking about you you mess with somebody's wife, uh you and and you knew the you knew the woman was married.

Hey, hey, hey, hey man, I thought she was gonna handle that.

You know what I'm saying?

I thought she was gonna talk to you.

I'ma handle it.

But you know what?

You know who really was a real man?

I was the real man.

So when I come up to your job, and when they tell me who your who Amazon is, okay, that's when the meeting is gonna start.

Okay, as soon as I'm gonna be able to do that.

I'm not I'm telling you now, I'm not finna fight you, man.

You said you been in my house?

You been in my house, what are you on some real man in my house?

You with my f now.

You know, that ain't that that ain't no on no real man.

You trying to get a mudhole stomped in your f now, you gonna call my house and tell me the f on my dude and my wife and speak around.

Listen, man.

Listen, I think the only way to res but to resolve this is is if you just move out and I move in.

That way, that way Marie and the kids ain't gonna really go through much.

Move the f out.

Is you out your d mind?

What the f move out of my damn house.

We got to do we got to do what's best for Marie and the kids.

No, you ain't never gonna be around my kids.

I'ma have y'all living in the taco truck.

Are you right there by you been in here out?

My wife, you want me to move out?

I pay for everything in this damn house.

I'm finna go and say something else to you, man, and and and I'm I'm finna be on I'm finna be gone.

If you come up here, whatever.

What what the hell you probably got to say now?

Do you really want to know?

Yeah, what what the hell you got to say?

Let's put it all out.

Put it all out there.

I just want to tell you that this is nephew comic from the Steve Alban morning show, Marie got me to prank you.

Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh I'm trying to speak to Alan.