Wife in the Back of the Limo

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to uh I'm trying to read Rob, Robbins, Rob.

Hey, hey, how you doing?

Hey, hey, listen, man.

Uh, my name's Phil, dog.

I know you threw some other people.

Your brother's a f right.

Yeah, that's my brother.

Yeah, what's happening?

Listen, man, I'm calling you because there's something going on.

First of all, it it everything alright with my brother, right?

You ain't this ain't no he ain't no trouble, is it?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay.

Straight, man.

Listen though.

You married to right?

Yeah.

That's my wife, boss.

Okay.

Well, see, man, what I'm trying to look, man.

Um, I need to spit it out.

What's happening, boss?

Listen, what I'm trying to explain to you.

My n once again, my name's for you.

Okay.

And uh I'm actually driving right now.

Okay.

Okay, what's up?

Well, I have seen your wife.

No, I knew you were little brother.

You know, I was like, okay, this this right here ain't cool.

Hold on, buddy.

My wife.

What you mean, my wife?

How do you know what you talking about?

Okay, well, okay, okay, Rob, let me ask you, is your wife there right now?

No, boss.

My wife been gone, man.

She was out with her sister and her homegirl, man.

They've been gone.

What are you trying to get at, man?

What's the motherfucker?

Okay, okay, bro.

Listen, okay, I got hey, hey, I understand.

Just listen to me, man.

Listen.

Hey, man, I done been dogged out a minute by some ladies.

You know what I'm saying?

I just hate to see brothers get done wrong.

I don't like it.

Where are you coming from, dog?

Listen, dog.

You need to go ahead and spit out with all this rambling and save.

Okay, listen, man.

I drive, I drive limousine.

And what I'm trying to say to you is What you trying to say, man?

Spit it off.

Your wife

is in the back of the limousine I'm driving right now.

She in the back of what?

What the girls out and and like that?

What?

Oh no, man.

If it was a bunch of girls out, I wouldn't even be calling you, bro.

Your wife is in the back of this limousine with a man.

What the f man?

What the f man.

Hey, Julie, hey, y'all step out.

Hey, y'all step by the room for a minute, man.

Step out of the room for a minute.

Step out of the room.

This hold on.

Hold on, boss.

Step by the room for a minute, man.

Step out of the room.

Hello?

Uh.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, hey, look, man.

You need to come correct, man, because this ain't no f matter right here, dog.

You say that my wife, you you got my my wife in the back of the limousine you driving.

What she got on, dog.

What she got on?

What color is it that she got on?

A black dress with white lines in it.

That's a f what you have to do.

I'm trying.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, Rob, I'm trying to make sure I got the right person.

Okay, no, no, no.

You know my brother.

You ain't got that accomplice, and you say that you got my wife when what she is out the house was talking about this this little cute.

And you say he in the back of your car.

Where are you driving at, dog?

Where are you driving at, man?

That's all I need to know, boss.

You you need to have that whoever is who the boy who on the car who the dog?

Who the dad?

Okay, dog, listen, man.

Well, I'm trying to say this to you.

See, dawg, I've been around, I've been on this road here myself, man.

You know what I'm saying?

Look, dog, just tell me this, man.

Do she got the curls coming down on the side?

That's all I need to know.

Do she got the curls that's dangling on the side?

Yeah.

I ain't hear you, boss.

I ain't hear you.

Speak up, man.

I say, yeah, man.

I can't talk loud, man.

They in the back.

I can't tell you.

Hey, look how this s man.

You calling me, dog, and this can be a s you you gonna call and you you try to make it straight, right?

So you bring it all over to where I'm at, boss.

Dog, I can't do that, man.

I can't bring them up and you can't do that, dog.

Hey, look, look, look at that.

You gonna ask crazy.

See, I'm seeing what color you name in.

Look, boss, you call me, put her on the phone.

That put her on the phone.

I can't put a phone to her, dog.

Get a phone, obey that you need to drive that where I'm at, boss.

Drive that where I'm at, boss, because this is gonna be here right now.

I just got it's another year.

I say I'm gonna go up back to my whole, hold up.

Damn it, kiss that.

Man, I can't hear you, dog.

You you listen, listen, all this witchpin and you either need to stop this car and say you need to f or some stand outside the car and tell me where the other you at.

I can come meet you wherever the hell you at, dog, or you need to bust that around and tell that you gotta take a detour some dog, cause this is legal.

Okay, hey dog, you gotta calm down, man.

Hold the up, you don't even know me, man.

You really mess with the wrong dog.

So listen, boss, here's the thing, boss.

Look, I'm either gonna find out what little things serve the rest of the f you drive, and I'm gonna find your or you gonna have to come find me, dog you're gonna mess with the wrong one.

Put on the phone, boss.

Put on the on the phone.

Hey, hey, hey, dog.

Hey, put on the phone, man.

Hey, look, look, look, look, look.

Hey, you'd help me out.

Appreciate the call, man.

Put a f on the phone.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Rob, Rob.

What's up, man?

Okay, listen.

Man, you say this again.

Man, I'm finna come find.

Hey, dog.

Do you want I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the address on the road.

Hey, listen.

So all I know is they they gonna stop at the hotel for a minute, man.

It's change clock.

Hotel!

What the fog, this dog, this is playing.

Hey, look.

Hey, where are you at right now, dog?

You're a

way.

I'm on my fight.

What hotel, dog?

Oh, come on, man.

Don't don't act like that.

What she I'm saying.

Don't act like that, man.

Hey, look, you got one more time to be trying to tell me how to act.

Okay, okay.

I'm gonna tell you, man, but listen to me.

I wanna tell you one more thing.

Man, what the f I ain't got time for no more, one more thing.

The one more thing you need to be telling me is where you at, dog.

Where you at, man?

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your wife.

Hey man, boop, whoop, man.

What the

dog.

Nephew Tommy.

This is nephew Tommy in the flood, baby.

Um

man, am I on the radio man?

Man, God.

You got me, man.

You got me, man.

Golly.

Hey, let me ask you something.

Before we go, Rob, what is, man?

The baddest radio show.

Oh, man, the steel in the home morning show with nephew Tom is crazy.