A 46-Year-Old Wants to Marry Crystal

Hey, I gotta ask you, Robert, you gotta tell me this, man.

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Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach uh Mr.

Richards.

Yes, Lucy.

Hey, Mr.

Richard, how you doing?

I'm trying let me let me make sure um I'm calling the right person.

Your daughter is Crystal Richards, right?

Yes.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, I got the right person.

Hey, listen, uh, what I wanted to do, Mr.

Richards, is called and introduce myself to you and let you know who I was.

My name is Jeff.

Uh Jeff

and w I've been uh seeing Crystal uh, you know, pretty much like the last five to six months, and I wanted to um let you know that uh I'm very, very interested in you in in I know this kind of crazy for you to get a phone call for me, but I'm very interested in in Crystal right now, and I wanted to you know, I just wanted to do the man thing and just reach out to

your man and say, I'm really interested in in uh in marrying your daughter.

Wait, hold hold on, man.

What you what what what did you say your name was yet?

Uh my name is Jeff.

Jeff

Okay, uh Jeff, Jeff.

Listen, I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has never ever mentioned you.

I talk with my daughter every day.

Wow.

I don't know what that's about, but it's been like about five close to six months that me and Crystal been, you know, going out, you know, up here at the school.

But what I want to do is tell you that I I really, really, really like Crystal Man.

I uh and I want to call and tell you that, you know, I'm really really interested in marrying Crystal.

You know, I won't I I really do want Krista to be my wife.

Mm-hmm.

Well, uh again, I've never heard of you before.

And my daughter has never ever mentioned you.

My daughter isn't dating anybody right now.

My daughter's in growing school.

I understand that, and you know, we you know, it it it's been, you know, we've been, you know, a little back and forth or whatever, but you know, the main thing is me and Krista really, you know, we really we really do love each other, Mr.

Richards and I wanna um Okay, but if you love my daughter, she would have told me that she was in love with someone.

Well you know what, you know, and and maybe it's a situation where Krista's like a little maybe a little uneasy about talking to you about it.

You know what I'm saying?

My daughter can talk with me about anything.

We talk every day.

Right, right.

Just just like you, I talk to my daughter every day.

The daughter.

And how old is your daughter?

My daughter fifteen.

So oh hold hold on one minute, man.

You said your daughter was fifteen.

Right, right, right.

Okay, well, how old are you?

I'm forty-six.

Forty six?

You forty six years old and you want to marry my twenty-five year old daughter?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Mr.

Richard, let me say this right here.

Love ain't got no limit, man.

And I understand I you know, I was a little shocked at first uh about the d uh the age difference between us, but you get you know

Okay, and I understand that, but what I'm trying to explain to you, man, is that it it come a time, man, where you just you just don't know what's gonna happen, man.

Love just love is love, man.

And you've been locked up on parole at the university on work release and met my daughter.

Yeah.

Hold on, man.

You calling me at the blue with all this.

Look, man, I'm at work.

I got a lot of work on my damn desk, and you calling me telling me you uh a former jailbird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty-five year old daughter, and you damn near fifty, you damn near my age and want to marry my daughter?

Man, I am not trying to talk to you about this.

What I need to do is I need to talk to Crystal and get to the bottom of this.

That's what the hell I need to do.

Hey, and I understand that, Mr.

Richard, that you you was probably gonna uh want to talk to her, and and I ain't got no problem with that.

What I'm trying to explain to you is that man, love ain't got no limit, man.

It's just something that happened.

Crystal loved me, I love her, and and it is what it is.

I just want to try to get your blessings on this.

You can't get my dust.

You lost your mind.

How the hell are you jailburn gonna marry my daughter?

Man, I daughter's been to private school all her damn life.

She's on the day since all four years of college, and she's going to grad school.

And if you're gonna marry my daughter that you met on your work release.

Hey, Mr.

Richard, I understand that.

What I'm what I'm trying to explain to you that you know what, man, sometimes love is right the second time around.

You understand what I'm saying?

What the hell you mean the second time?

Mr.

Richard, I got kids already.

What I'm trying to say is it didn't work out with me on the first time.

What I wanted to do, man, is just call you and solidify the culinary experience.

Culinary

got to do with food.

What the hell is you talking about?

Look, look, look, look, look.

I got to talk to my daughter.

I'm gonna call Crystal and I'm gonna find out what the hell is going on, 'cause look, man, I'm not even trying to have this conversation with you.

And I mean,

I understand all that, I understand what you say.

Saying what I want to say to you is this right here.

Crystal is twenty-five.

Even if you don't agree with this here, we're gonna eat low and make sure that we can't

look here.

You ain't doing a thing with my daughter unless it's my look here, man.

You ain't doing s on my daughter.

I don't even know your jailbird.

You ain't doing I'ma call my daughter find out who you really are.

Lost your mind.

And you think your old jailbird is gonna be marrying my daughter.

My daughter's got a future.

You ain't got what the hell is wrong with you?

You lost mine.

I'm not finna sit here and go back and forth with you, Mr.

Richards.

Me and Crystal getting married.

That will not happen under any circumstances.

I don't care what you think the circumstances are, me and Crystal getting married.

That's it.

That's the love man.

I don't know who the hell you think you are.

What the f is wrong with you?

What the f you got to say to me?

Are you listening to me?

Yes, what the hell you got to say to me?

I got to say this.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend.