Convict Marriage Proposal

No positive fashion hell out of me.

Can't meet and I was doing drugs and didn't know about it.

Somebody tell them I know.

I'm gonna need y'all not to play with people like that.

Okay.

Faye, you all right?

Hell no, I'm nervous as hell.

It's your sister.

She put me up to it, baby.

Well, when you ever see her, you see what she looks like.

I'm gonna beat the hell out of her.

I got one more question for you, baby.

You got to tell me this.

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to read uh Jordan, please.

This is Jordan.

Hey Jordan, how you doing?

Uh this K Dub.

Uh I'm calling you no, um, uh we got somebody solicited your name for us.

You know, we are a new social media outlet, and we're getting ready to go live tomorrow at 11 uh uh tomorrow morning, and we gotta, you know, look like we're gonna get a lot of followers, and that this is gonna be a big app.

So um kind of wanted to see if you would be interested in uh being a part of the app and what we got going.

Well, I don't even know who who would give you my information.

What is this app?

I don't I don't know.

I don't know who who gave us your number or whatever, but they just told us you would be good for being on the um on the app tomorrow morning.

Like I said, we finna go live, so we're trying to get pictures and videos in today so we can get them on there tomorrow.

What is this app?

What you want some pictures.

Yeah, well, see, this app is uh this app is called Booty Drop.

And what we do is people Booty Drop.

Yeah Yeah.

So what happens is people send a video, they dropping their booty, or you can just send a picture of you behind.

However, you want to do it, you know, we're gonna make it look real good or whatever.

But you know, you're gonna, you know, you represent, but this is the new social media outlet that people gonna be communicating with, but this is booty drop, and we're getting ready to drop this tomorrow morning.

Like I say, like 11 o'clock tomorrow, it'll it's gonna go, it's gonna go live, so you'll be able to see yourself on there.

What?

Ain't nobody booty drop.

Uh-uh.

Y'all, uh-uh, you got me messed up.

I don't drop no booty for nobody but my man, okay?

So I don't know who told you I was gonna be on here, but I'm not doing no booty dropping.

Okay, so hold up.

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold up.

All right.

First of all, somebody recommended you.

You know, like I say.

Hold on now.

We we we got all the slides filled except for this one.

So, you know, I don't wanna I don't wanna have our app there and then we ain't got everything on there we need, so we gotta have you to do this.

Look, well, there's a lot of booties, okay?

I'm not the only one.

You know, thank you.

No, ain't gonna be no booty.

So I'm assuming, you know, I'm I don't mean no harm.

Like I say, this can't, I don't mean no harm, but let me ask you this here.

So evidently, you must have a butt that people admire.

If, you know, if they put your name on here, then you must have a a butt that they admire.

You know what I mean?

I'm trying to be as gentlemen as possible.

You understand what I'm saying?

Uh is is it a reason why you don't wanna, you know, participate?

What?

Ain't nobody gonna be putting their booty on the internet for some app?

No.

Mm-mm.

No, no.

Okay, so let me ask you this here.

You ain't you you ain't on none of the other social media outlets, you don't have no pictures on there, nothing like that?

Uh, not with my booty, no.

So you just trying to tell me that all your pictures are from the waist up.

No, they're not all from the waist up, but I'm not about to be flashing my booty and jiggling it for your app.

But but but see, you don't understand what booty drop can do for you.

Booty drop Booty drop can bring a lot of attention, you know, to you.

You know, you you're gonna you're gonna meet a lot of people on this booty drop app.

And that's what that's what I'm trying to say is I don't want you to knock it till you tried it.

Now, I say we put your booty on there for the first week and you see how many hits you get, and if you don't like it, then we take it down.

That's all I'm saying.

Just you know, listen to K dub on the Let me tell you something.

You're not about to put my booty on no app talking about give it a week.

You know I got a brain, right?

Ain't nobody about to be looking at my booty for a week on the internet.

All I'm saying is give your booty a week.

That's all I'm saying.

Give your booty a week on the book.

I gave a lifetime.

We good.

No, not putting my booty on no internet.

So, okay.

Are you um insecure about yourself?

No, I feel great about myself.

That's why I can say no.

Let me just say this to you.

Now, when once booty drop blow up and become a big a big time social media, then you know, a social uh outlet, then you're gonna be wanting to get back on here.

And I'm I'm gonna be honest with you, K Dub.

I ain't gonna want you on here no more because of the way you acting with me now.

Well, that's okay, K Dub.

You do you, boo.

It's not happening.

I'll go ahead and follow y'all tomorrow, but I'm not about to be on there.

So you don't want to be a star.

I'm trying to make you a star, is what I'm trying to say.

I'm all right.

I don't think I'm gonna be an Instagram star from my booty jiggling.

I'm okay.

There's plenty of people doing that already.

Sure, you'll find somebody to get that slot.

I'm just trying to make you a star.

That's all I'm trying to do.

I You know what?

I'm really what I really want to know is who the f told you to call me.

This is some more bullshit.

Don't nobody need this.

You don't call me talking about you wanna see my booty.

Who do you think I am?

Better question, who do you think you are?

This is some bull.

Uh-uh.

Black women don't have time for this.

You need to call talking about you're gonna pay some bills.

That's what you need to call, talking about.

Don't call me talking about no booty.

I'm sorry, what?

Don't call me talking about no booty.

Call me talking about you wanna pay some students.

Tell me you're trying to pay a car note.

Don't call me talking about you want to see my booty on the internet.

This is so ridiculous.

Like, what is this bull?

Okay, okay, okay.

So I guess it's safe to say you ain't gonna drop your booty.

Ain't nobody dropping no booty.

I'm launching this tomorrow.

I'm launching a whole lot of booties tomorrow, and I'm gonna have one space empty.

You see, well, this is yeah, yeah, this is a great lesson in being prepared, starting early, because you're gonna encounter some no's, brother.

No, but really, who the f I need to know who gave you my number number?

Like, really, who thought that was a good idea?

No, really, because you dodging the question.

I don't appreciate that.

I need to know, like, who?

Who I don't like I say, I don't know who gave, I don't know all that.

My my job is to get booty drop feel.

And I'm missing one booty, and here it is now.

You know, here it is the day before I'm launching.

Here it is now, you don't want to do it.

Okay, well, but I need to know who.

Like, why would they do this?

Okay, Tommy the one told me you was gonna do it.

He said you would be up for it.

Who is Tommy?

Tommy, Tommy told me you would drop that booty for our for our booty drop.

I don't know no Tommy.

Who is Tommy?

Tommy, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Oh, you're playing.

Jordan, you just got pranked by your girl Amber.

Okay, Amber, okay, okay, Matthew.

Okay.

Okay, y'all playing this morning.

You y'all got my blood pressure up?

Okay, y'all playing.

Okay.

You you good, baby.

I'm sorry, baby.

You get it?

I'm gonna calm down.

I see you though.

I see you.

You got me.

You got me.

Was I lit?

I'm sorry.

What's it?

Look, you got me lit.

It was a little pumped up over here, okay?

Okay.

You got me using words.

I'm not supposed to, you know what I'm saying?

I'm supposed to be saying some of them words.

Okay.

Tell me this though, baby, before we go.

What is the baddest?

And I mean the baddest radio show in the world.

Uh, this is Floyd.

I'm I'm calling from uh international.

Flowers.

Oh, I thought

we can have you scheduled at 11 o'clock to receive some uh some flowers.

I'm assuming this is for dollars.

Oh that's so sweet.

Okay.

Now here's the issue, Shanice.

Your husband is Kennedy, correct?

Yes.

That's my husband.

Okay.

So Kennedy is who purchased this is three dozen uh assorted roses.

And so he got one of our biggest uh layouts that we have.

Well you have 36 rows.

Okay.

Now the only little issue that we have, Shanice is that the card that Kennedy gave us has been declined.

What?

And uh Yeah, his card has been declined.

Now what I

did is I didn't want to lose the delivery time because you wouldn't have had I not done what I did, you know, you wouldn't have got your flowers till Monday.

So

I think you, Miss Shanice, you have you have you ordered flowers from us in the past.

I have, yes.

I ordered flowers from you guys all the time.