Your daughter got the club job

right now. Okay. Hey, uh, listen, this is money beat from down at the club. I'm reaching out to

her. She put an application in about, uh, working at the club and I'm giving her a call back and

letting her know that we, uh, we selected her to be one of the employees there. And, uh, she took

a physical and the physical came back. Okay. So we wanted to let her know we wanted to get her

started by next Friday. Oh, okay. Okay. Um, well, uh, she ain't here right now. I mean,

uh, can you give me a, give me your number and I'll call you back. Okay. Who am I speaking with

Okay, alright, well, how you doing, sir? I'm Muddy B down at the club. She's in college, right?

Oh, yes, she is. Yes, she is. She's a junior.

Okay.

Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you a question. I mean, what's your waiting table?

Uh, no, she's not waiting tables. We got her doing... Let me give you my number, sir.

Yeah, you can do that. Go ahead.

Alright.

Okay.

Alright, got it.

She filled out the application with me

And can I get you to write down the attire

Or what we needed to wear

To make sure she has the right uniform on

When she comes in

Okay

Alright, we're going to need

Definitely in heels

You're definitely going to be in six-fifths heels

That's for sure, you know

We also need at least three changes of bikinis

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Bikini?

What do you mean?

Most of our girls wear thong bikinis, but, uh...

Hey, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, Kimmick.

Well, you ain't that kind of girl now.

I'm sorry, sir?

I mean, she ain't gonna be in no thongs and all that kind of stuff.

I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said.

What is your name, bruh?

Like I said, sir, I'm Muddy B.

No, no, no, what is your f***ing name, your name, name?

Your regular name, bruh.

Well, everybody on the street calls me Muddy B.

Hey, everybody on the f***ing street, what is your name?

Oh, I mean, if you ask me, my real name is Tom.

When you address me as Carl, I don't want to talk to no damn money feet now.

What's the name of this club again?

The name of the club, sir, is Pink Stiletto.

What? Hold on a minute.

So what you're trying to tell me is, my little Kimmy didn't put an application in to work in that club.

Well, yeah, she put it in.

You know, she came in and danced for us.

We liked the way she moved.

What I can't do is put her on the main stage.

She's going to have to start, you know, on the backstage before she can move up to that level.

we need to get her to come here with at least three changes bikini and most preferably thongs

but we're gonna take real good care of her you know

you ain't finna take care of my Kimmy you're not taking care of my Kimmy she ain't gonna dance on

the front stage side stage back stage left stage right stage she ain't gonna dance on no stage now

she is a junior in school measuring the political side she's gonna go on to be a lawyer she's not

That kind of girl, she's coming down here and auditioning for us.

We got her physical.

She's filled out an application.

I'm sitting ready for her to go by Friday.

And she's going to be up on the stage with a cast on her arm because I'm going to break it.

Now, I don't know what the hell she's doing, but that is some bull.

If we don't do that, my family, if we don't do that, she is not the kind of girl.

Okay, sir, sir, let me ask you this question, sir.

Have you ever, have you personally, have you ever been to a strip club?

It don't matter what I've been to.

That ain't got nothing to do with my chemistry.

She is not going to be on nobody's stage.

Sir, I think at this point, you know, I mean, we get a lot of college girls that want to make some side money, and if she wants to do it, this is legal, it's clean, and...

Well, I don't care about her trying to make no money. If she wants to make some money, she can come out here and work this overtime pulling this semen with me.

But she ain't finna shake our a** on nobody's face.

Okay, sir, I'll tell you what. Can you just tell Kimmy we're looking for her at 7.30 on Friday?

You know what? You know what?

on Friday. I don't want to get into it. I don't, I'm money beat. I don't get into stuff like this.

Man, I told you don't be, the name ain't no money beat first of all. If she was down there,

if she was there, you ain't going to hear from her no more. She won't be coming down there no more.

Okay, sir, you know, like I said, I've been trying to be cool and cordial with you,

My money now, okay?

Now, give me some of the beer I've been shaking my butt by tonight, and I'm going to be looking for it, all right?

Now, I can't, you can't get in the middle of my money now.

Let me tell you something.

I don't give a **** about your **** money.

I don't care nothing about that.

Your money ain't got nothing to do with me.

Now, if I see you around my door.

So, you coming in between me and my money.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Let me tell you something.

You and your money.

And let me tell you something right now, man.

My **** daughter ain't going to be down in the **** piece of that old orange stilettos neither.

I'm just gonna tell you this

She told me to tell you who I am and you're talking to nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

Morton show.

You just got pranked by your daughter.

I don't give a **** what she told you.

She ain't gonna be dancing in the damn club.

Sir, sir, sir, you don't hear me, sir.

Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show your daughter Kimmy got me to play phone call you

For the last thing a man wanna hear

That he gotta go down to a strip club

And pull his baby girl out of there

For the last thing a man wanna hear

I know that's right, man

Hey, I gotta ask you, man

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest

Radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey Morning Show

You know it