Artist wants to paint his wife nude

Hello, hello, I wish to speak with a mr. Please

Hello, sir. My name is Sebastian. I am with the

Art Institute and I wanted to give you a call about I have a huge showing coming up where I'm going to be displaying

And all of my drawings within it

But I have one drawing that I'm looking to display

That I have not put on canvas yet

And I'm looking to take something

Of essence to put on canvas

And I wanted to call you about getting permission

Well wait, hold on

Just to stop you right now

I don't do that, alright

I'm not a model, that's not my profession

So you would not waste your time no more

You know what I'm saying

Mr. I don't think you understand

That my showing is going to have

I am, like I said before, with the ****** Art Institute.

Okay, yeah, but like I said, dawg, I don't do that.

That's not me.

I mean, dawg, I hate it.

You know, what, you just calling folks up?

You a solicitor or something?

I mean, y'all just randomly picking out folks and trying to get them to model up?

Sir, sir, sir, Mr. ******, no, I'm not just randomly calling people.

I actually have done research in order to get your number.

What I'm doing is I'm not calling you as far being a model that I'm going to portray on

But you have something far more greater visually that I would like to behold on canvas.

Now, you're married to your wife is ****, am I correct?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dog.

No, for real, who is this?

Seriously, I mean, because I had to get my number.

No, how did you get my number?

Because you're talking about my wife and stuff.

How do you know my wife?

My name is Sebastian.

I am with **** Art Institute.

The beauty of essence on canvas.

Okay, yo, for real though, you just can't, you don't talk about my wife, all right?

I'm not calling in a negative manner towards your wife.

I want to mortalize her and capture her on canvas, the beauty that she beholds.

I've seen your wife several times.

You guys reside.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You see my wife?

Wait, where you see my wife at?

Why are you watching my wife?

On 125th Street in Harlem

I've seen her so many times there

And she holds all the beauty

That an artist would like to put on canvas

Like I said before

I have a huge showing in May

You're welcome to come out as well

There's going to be so many important people there

But I want to call and get permission from you

About painting your wife

No, you ain't got that permission

You just can't go around

Following my wife

And trying to immortalize her

Whatever the f*** you just said

But I would like to let you know

I have taken the liberty myself.

I have painted your wife's head.

What?

Yo, you have lost your damn mind.

You can't be just walking around here

painting folks' heads.

You got to get permission for that?

What's wrong with you?

You are crazy.

You don't understand.

Your wife holds the essence

that every artist wants to.

I don't care what the f*** she holds.

You can't be going around

painting folks' heads

and what's wrong with you?

Sir, that's the reason why I'm calling

trying to get permission from you.

and want to put your wife on canvas

because she holds the essence that every artist wants to behold.

She mortalized the beauty of canvas.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold up, dog.

Hold up, dog.

Hold up, dog.

You telling me you're walking around Harlem

painting my wife's head?

What kind of a bitch is that?

What the bitch are you doing, dude?

I'm only trying to complete my portfolio.

Oh, no.

I'm trying to complete your portfolio.

Here, listen to this.

If I see my wife's head anywhere,

I don't care, newspaper, magazine,

I don't care where, billboard,

Yo, I'm going to find your b****** and I'm going to whoop your b******.

Do you understand what I'm saying to you?

I'm going to shoot a s*** at you.

Do you understand that?

Sir, I don't want to have a duel with you, sir.

A duel?

What the f*** is a duel?

What the f*** is a duel?

What the f*** is a duel?

In fact, what the f*** name is Sebastian?

What kind of f*** name is that Sebastian?

Sir, all I want to do is paint your wife in her rawest and purest form.

What the f*** does raw and purest form mean?

What the f**k do you want? Seriously.

I want to paint your wife.

I want to paint her

in the nude.

F**k! Don't you watch your

f**king mind! F**k!

No, no, no, no. F**k!

That's what you should do. Tell me where you at.

You want to paint something? I'll give you something to f**king paint.

Tell me where you at.

125th. Meet me 125th.

That's what's up.

I'm going to whoop your a**. Meet me.

Meet me. Paint me.

I'm not talking about you want to paint my wife in the nude.

I'm going to take them brushes and stick them up your...

Mr. ****, she holds the essence that every person should be...

I don't give a **** what she holds.

I don't give a ****.

You got your **** mind to ask me some **** like that.

Sir, I must ask you, do you think that you are the only person that has seen your wife in the nude?

Surely there's been men before you that have seen her in the nude.

Oh, **** that.

Who the **** are you?

Man, my wife ain't no more.

You call my wife a ****?

Is that what she said?

Are you calling my wife a f***er?

F*** you.

I want to paint your wife in the beauty that she be***ed on canvas.

What the f*** did you not understand?

I just said f*** you.

No.

F***.

I told you, meet me on the corner of 125th and claim power.

I got one more thing.

I just want to say to you.

What?

F*** it up.

Say it.

Say it.

What?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your boy.

this is nephew this is nephew Tommy for the Steve Harvey Martin show

oh man yo man yo

oh I was moving five in here dude

Tommy you got me dog oh man y'all got it was Sebastian

inside yeah dude you get Sebastian

I was about to paint brushes and I was about to paint all of them with your

he told me man he said man he said he loved his wife

I said all right let me let me say this right now